The End of Insomnia...

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BREAKING NEWS!!!

Karrion Crowe, majority owner of Insomnia Pro Wrestling has SOLD ALL of his shares of the company, citing "unsafe" work conditions.

-The Wrestling Observer

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Professional Wrestlers STRANDED at Baltimore airport!

According to multiple eye witnesses, several Insomnia Pro Wrestling wrestlers had their flight tickets CANCELLED and REFUNDED without their knowledge! Insomnia Pro was scheduled to have an event in Glacier National Park, Montana later this month, but the sale of the company seems to have stopped the show in its tracks. To those who have purchased tickets for this event, look forward to refunds in the near future...

-Swan Tree Sapp

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Insomnia Pro Wrestling in Jeopardy???

Over five months have ed since the sale of Insomnia Professional Wrestling and no has been made with any of the wrestlers or contracted staff. Safety concerns have plagued the companies ability to find talent and venues throughout the United States. Multiple sources have cited the burning of Donovan Gentry's $15 Million mansion as the main source of concern. Wrestlers and staff have requested 24/7 security guarantees which the company cannot yet guarantee...

-Wave Weltzer

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"I FORGIVE Liam Archer..."

In a shocking turn of events, Donovan Gentry has issued a public statement regarding his forgiveness of Liam Archer. Gentry also issued an apology for not granting a rematch between Archer and Rashad Lashley. Gentry stated that that decision was a crucial miss step, and that he looks forward to making it up to Liam Archer in person...

-Squi-nce Sqennedy McMahon

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"Insomnia... As you know it... Is over..."

This quote was posted on the official Insomnia Pro Wrestling MySpace . Below the post was a teaser for a future announcement. It simply states, "3.5.25."

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UNIFIES!

INSOMNIA

IS NOW

UNIFY PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING

UPW

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Introducing the primary shareholders and owners of UPW...

"GLORIOUS" Juno Roode & "The Vanguard" Shay Alexander!

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"With this new GLORIOUS era of the once Insomnia, Shay Alexander and myself wish to control the chaos previous owner Karrion Crowe let run rampant. Our goal as owners is to turn that former chaos into a hunger for competition. We want our competitors to feel a DESIRE to compete, a DESIRE to be a champion, a NEED to be the very best in the world at professional wrestling. The ways of the past our over my friends! No longer will we allow the unsafe chaos that was Insomnia, no longer will we tolerate the endangerment of talent who have signed contracts with us. This new era, this era of unity, will showcase a fair, safe, and professional wrestling oriented for both our performers and our viewers alike!"

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"That's right Juno! The once chaos controlled era of Insomnia has ended, and the new, safe and sport centered era of UPW has begun! The same roster of Insomnia Professional Wrestling will cross over to UPW, ensuring the same superstars that made their name in Insomnia will be able to continue their rise here in UPW!"

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"Now, earlier I mentioned that we wanted our competitors to DESIRE to be champion. This brings me to announcing the men’s championships of UPW as my partner Shay Alexander will handle the Women’s Championship. Our very first championship is the most important prize in the game folks, when holding this championship it symbolizes that YOU are the very best UPW has to offer. It is a championship to be worn and held with pride, with honor, with respect, with dignity! This ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary folks is the UNIFY Pro Wrestling World Championship! This will be replacing the old Insomnia World Championship and has been awarded to the now former Insomnia World Champion, OP Rollins."

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"One of the most important goals of UPW is to develop the most competitive and engaging women's divisions on the entire Wrestling Amino scene! To start this development, an eight woman tournament will be held to crown the first ever UNIFY The Skies Women's Champion!"

"In a showcase of true excellence, the first match of this tournament will be the former Insomnia Women's Champion, Genesis Reyes, facing off against the former CastleRock Pro Women's Champion, Danielle! One champion will fall, and the other will advance in the UNIFY The Skies tournament!"

"The other matches will go as follows: "The CEO" Tia Devereaux will battle with the most recent addition to the Morales family tree, Aurora Morales!"

"Alpha Ripley gets another chance to redeem her past mistakes in a first round matchup against Kyra Black! Kyra has reemerged on the Wrestling Amino scene with a brand new look and attitude! We'll see how it pays off!"

"In our final first round match, Shayla Woodward will go to war against the debuting Lyra Chalkyria! Both competitors would benefit greatly from a long tournament run, who will end up benefitting the most? Only time will tell..."

"The winners of all four matches will advance to the semi-finals, which will take place at the next UPW event!"

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"The second championship I would like to announce is another championship that symbolizes that YOU are one of the very best UPW has to offer. It is another championship that is to be worn and held by our champion with pride, honor, respect, and dignity. This ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary folks is the UNIFY The Galactic World Championship! This championship will be replacing the CastleRock World Championship and has been awarded to the previous holder, Aden Graves."

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"The next championship I am announcing here today is a championship for the workhorses of UPW. A championship that symbolizes you are next up in the ranks, that symbolizes you’re ready to take your game to that next level! When holding this championship, you are proving to the world why you deserve to be a threat, why you deserve to be a member of this roster, and why you deserve to one day be either the UNIFY The Galactic World or UNIFY Pro Wrestling World Champion! This ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary folks is the UNIFY The Seas Championship! This championship will be replacing the Insomnia Bloodborne Championship and has been awarded to the previous champion Angeleven."

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"The final championship I will be announcing is a championship for the duo’s of UPW. Many great partnerships entered Insomnia without a set prize to compete for and that WILL change with UPW. These championships will not only prove to the world that you are the very best tag team in UPW, but the very best tag team in the world! These ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary folks are the UNIFY The Kingdom Tag Team Championship! And these will be left Vacant for the time being."

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"In an effort to UPWs vision of fairness, safety, and equality... A new judge oriented scoring system will be introduced for all matches which involve disqualifications (No DQ matches will be unsanctioned by UPW. They can happen, but UPW will not be held responsible for any damages.)"

"Juno Roode & I will be the first two judges in UPW history, with others to follow in future shows. We will be ed by a third special guest judge who will be revealed the day of the first show!"

"The goal of the judging system is to ensure the winner of the match truly earned that honor. Victories as a result of cheating are a thing of the past: If 2/3 judges agree that the victor broke the rules and cheated for the victory, the match will be restarted following a two minute rest for all opponents involved. In cases where a draw takes place, the judges will issue each opponent a score out of ten. These scores will be added up between all three judges and the competitor with the most points will be crowned the victor!"

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"And with that, there’s only one last thing to announce… The very first UPW show name and location! Shay Alexander and I thought long and hard over this decision, we spent days thinking of how to make the very first UPW show simply GLORIOUS and we found out just how to do it. Our first hurdle was deciding on a name for the event, but Shay being the genius that he is thought of the name “No Way Home” and ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary folks the first UPW show will be known as“UPW No Way Home”! Our next issue was a location for this event, we debated over a number of places. Phoenix, New Orleans, Chicago, all amazing places for a wrestling show! But Shay and I looked to where we came from and we decided we had to hold this show to the north of the United States! We’re pleased to announce that UPW No Way Home will be LIVE from the Bell Centre in Montreal, Quebec, Canada! And we’ll see you there!"

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UPW: No Way Home

Coming Soon!