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HW: HOT TO GO | The Firefly Fun House Match

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HW: HOT TO GO | The Firefly Fun House Match-[IMG=G8U]

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is this- is this on?

no seriously, is this on?

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Malakai Sawyers: Ladies, Gentlemen, and Non-Binary folks, I don’t know how we’re supposed to possibly move on from that heartbreak. I mean Pierson is still being helped up the ramp for God’s sake!

Drayton Scott: What we just saw… was absolutely… whole heartedly… BRILLIANT! IT WAS BRILLIANT!! KAWDY SAW AN OPPORTUNITY AND TOOK IT AND WHAT AN OPPORTUNITY IT WAS!

Malakai Sawyers: There is no way you’re justifying what we just saw Drayton…

Drayton Scott: Mal, what we saw was the most textbook example of a Money In The Bank Cash-In EVER! Just because something like that hasn’t exactly happened here in HW doesn’t mean it’s the most vile thing ever seen!

Malakai Sawyers: Well, it’s time for us to switch gears as it is time for a match that is a little over seven years in making. Jim Manson finally meets Seann Cena 1 on 1 in a… firefly fun house match… whatever the hell that is.

Drayton Scott: Yeah, I have no idea what that could possibly be.

Malakai Sawyers: We do know this, this match goes far beyond any professional rivalry. Jim Manson blames Seann Cena for ruining his career, he blames Seann Cena for him not reaching his full potential and because of that, he sabotaged Cena’s retirement tour. Manson tormented him at every turn and made sure Cena wouldn’t become the first man to win a world title in each of the original four OneLife Companies. From sheep masks in the front row, to jumpscares on the trons mid-match, to literally invading War Zone and eliminating Seann Cena, Jim Manson has done everything he possibly could to ruin the final year of Seann Cena’s career.

Drayton Scott: Many see Seann Cena as the Greatest Of All Time, many see Cena as an inspiration for their children. Jim Manson would call those people “propaganda stricken fools”. Manson’s only goal tonight, from what I’ve gathered hearing him speak over the last few weeks, is to destroy the legacy of Seann Cena.

🗣 “BRR-AMADOUUUUU”

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:notes: “Your time is up, my time is now

You can’t see me, my time is now

It’s the franchise, boy, I’m shinin’ now

You can’t see me, my time is now” :notes:

Drayton Scott: AND THE WAIT IS FINALLY OVER!

Malakai Sawyers: Seann Cena is all smiles during his entrance tonight, not letting Manson get under his skin! But tonight isn’t just a match for him, tonight isn’t even just his final night as an active wrestler, tonight Seann Cena defends his legacy from Jim Manson. Tonight is a must win situation for The G.O.A.T. He HAS to win here tonight because if he happens to fail, if he happens to lose to Jim Manson, his legacy is destroyed. Cena can’t fail, no matter what.

Drayton Scott: But the scariest thing is the unknown here tonight. Not only is Jim Manson an unknown as he has not competed in a match in nearly three years, but this whole match is an unknown! The Firefly Fun House match comes from the twisted mind of Jim Manson and no one else but him knows what this match even entails. And while it’s a must win for Cena, you’d be lying to yourself if you didn’t think this was a must win for Manson. He’s waited over seven years for this match and tonight is his ultimate revenge.

Cena slides into the ring and stands up, he starts motioning towards the crowd with a smile on his face. Cena walks a circle around the edge of the center of the ring, looking at the sold out Royal Albert Hall, looking around at the roaring HW faithful, before he begins the most iconic part of his entrance, CENA HITS THE ROPES, RUNNING BACK AND FORTH, HE THEN BEGINS READYING HIMSELF TO THROW HIS HAT INTO THE CROWD!… BUT JUST BEFORE HE ABLE TO-

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:notes: “WE’RE REALLY GLAD THAT YOU’RE OUR FRIEND AND THIS IS A FRIENDSHIP THAT’LL NEVER EVER END” :notes:

The scene inside the fun house opens up zoomed in on a smiling Jim Manson waving at the camera! The camera slowly zooms out as Manson continues to wave, that smile plastered on his face. An eerie sight to see especially with the promises he’s made to “end” Seann Cena.

Jim Manson:

It’s nice to see you again Seann!! It’s been quite a while since you and I saw each other… and it’s been even LONGER since you and I started this whole thing… Seann, what you did to me all those years ago… it destroyed me! I thought you did the worst thing you could do to someone professionally,  but then I realized, you didn't hurt me, in fact, you HELPED ME, SEANN!! Without you, NONE OF THIS WOULD EXIST! Without you, my fun house would’ve never been built!... And without you Seann Cena, H̶̡̨̤̣̠̍̎͒͐̌͛Ē̴͍͎̠̘̳̒ wouldn’t have a home.

But Seann, you and I both know that THIS isn’t my legacy!

And that’s YOUR FAULT.

What is it that makes our legacy? What is it that makes other human beings us? What’s truly your legacy Seann? Well now, we don't have to wonder!! Because I am about to show you & the rest of the world EXACTLY WHAT IT IS!!!

Seann, you ruined my life seven years ago. You sent me into a downward spiral, you sent me into a world. A world FULL of darkness and depression… but a world that taught me something. And at first, Seann, at first it was a terrible place, but now, I realized something

When you are so close to getting ed up by the next generation…you..you use your power and influence to stifel out any inkling of change and keep yourself atop the mountain!… But you can’t surprise a man who’s been through hell!

Seann, you are about to face one of your biggest challenges yet, a challenge that is beyond anything you've faced before, a fight that you yourself have avoided for a LONG TIME, a fight against… YOURSELF!!!

And it's time to show everyone the REAL you, it's time I give a little gift to not only the people watching at home, but YOU SEANN! It's time we finally see who you… REALLY are! Seann, you ruined my life, for seven years, you’ve ruined MY LIFE, it only feels fair to return the favor! Abigail always talked about a world where monsters, angels, demons…of all kinds can live all in one place!! A place where the only boundaries are the limitations of your very imagination!! Seann, you helped me find that world when you b̵̧̳̗͑̾ȑ̶̡͕̻̟̔̒̓ơ̴̗͓̱̇̾͒̌ͅḳ̸̢̮̬͊͛̇́e̴̖͉̥͈͙̓͗͛̿̚̕ me… BUT this world put me back together!... and it’s only fair to bring another broken man to MY WORLD to be put. back. together. Welcome, Seann Cena… to the FIREFLY FUNHOUSE!!!

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I’ll be waiting for you champ!!

The feed cuts back to the ring, showing Seann Cena standing in the center of the ring staring at the tron. His smile has long since faded, leaving only this pissed off expression on his face. Cena talks to Senior Official Charles Robinsir, what they’re saying can’t be made out by the cameras but it doesn’t appear to lighten the mood of Seann. He turns towards the ropes and steps through the top & middle, now standing on the apron before jumping down and walking up the ramp and heading backstage.

Malakai Sawyers: What in the hell is going on?

Drayton Scott: I have not the faintest idea… but Cena does NOT look happy.

Cena walks through the curtain, he bulldozes past Pierson who’s being checked on in gorilla by some of the medical staff. “DayDreamer” along with Ambrosio, White, & Heyman try getting Seann back but he ignores it and just keeps walking backstage. The cameraman follows behind Cena as he just keeps walking backstage, presumably looking for Jim Manson. Cena finally spots a backstage worker and walks over.

Seann Cena:

Where in the hell is Jim Manson?!

The worker shrugs at Seann. Cena’s face turns to a look of rage as he’s about to swing at the man!... When suddenly he hears something coming from a television in the back.

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Cena stares at the television, the picture seemingly fixated on the sign on the door of Manson’s Fun House… But the longer Cena stares at the television, the louder the voice gets. Repeating the same phrase over and over and over again as the screen on there begins to glitch out and static… when suddenly the glitches and static start overtaking the main camera watching Cena!... Cena starts grabbing at his head, like he’s in pain!! The cameraman who followed Seann backs up a bit, like Cena is a man, like he doesn’t see what we or Seann Cena see… AND THEN THE CAMERA CUTS OUT-

When the feed comes back, it’s fixated on the sign nailed into the door of the Fun House. It flickers a bit as it zooms out showing Cena standing there in the fun house still grasping at his head, his eyes shut tight. Cena then begins to let up on the grasp from his head and begins opening his eyes, like his pain has vanished since he’s been transported here… He looks around at the fun house in utter confusion, laying eyes on every part of the room. The paintings on the wall, the pictures of him that Manson has hanging up with the eyes crossed out, Abby The Witch sitting in the window, the box where Mercy The Buzzard lives, but everything seems… empty… when suddenly a voice starts calling to Seann!

???:

HEY DUDE! HEY!!

Cena looks towards the sound and sees… RAMBLIN’ RABBIT!! A sound effect of children cheering plays as the puppet appears.

Ramblin’ Rabbit:

SEANN CENA!! I’m a huge fan dude! Maybe after this I can get your autograph or somethin!! You’re one of my heroes dude, it’s so cool to see you here and-

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Cena stares at Ramblin’ Rabbit, his face just showing a pissed off expression which clearly startles the little guy. Ramblin’ Rabbit slightly cowers, getting an “awwwwwwww” reaction from the children voices, before speaking again.

Ramblin’ Rabbit:

o-oh… i see you’re not in the mood to meet fans right now… w-well dude, Manson… and H̶̡̨̤̣̠̍̎͒͐̌͛Ē̴͍͎̠̘̳̒ are looking for you dude! He went in there bro!! Right in there!! Right through that door!!!

Cena’s eyes move towards the door with the sign nailed to it, he walks over to it and grabs the nob before he turns it and opens the door. Ramblin’ Rabbit then speaks up to Seann Cena one more time before he goes through.

Ramblin’ Rabbit:

H-hey dude, be careful… okay? They both seem really mad at you bro…

Cena just rolls his eyes at Ramblin’ Rabbit and steps through the door, closing it behind him… Ramblin’ Rabbit begins to shake as the glitches and static begin once again.

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The cameras come back from their glitch to show Seann Cena standing alone in a pitch black room, seemingly standing in a void between worlds. He turns around, hoping to find the door again, but nothing is there. He looks around, not sure what to make of any of it. Cena walks forward a bit, the plane in which his mortal form now occupies not really changing as he does, he starts frantically looking for a way out, a way to escape this nothingness that was behind the door of the Firefly Fun House… when suddenly!

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“THE BOSS” WOBBLY WALRUS APPEARS!! Cena stares at the puppet for a few seconds… still not sure what to make of any of what he’s gone through since this “match” started… is this even a match? Has there even been a bell?? And where the hell even are they??? Cena has no time to think about these thoughts as Wobbly Walrus starts speaking to him.

Wobbly Walrus:

SEANN CENA! DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH RUTHLESS AGGRESSION TO REACH FOR THE STARS AS YOU NEVER HAVE BEFORE?! DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH RUTHLESS AGGRESSION TO EXCEL BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS?!?! DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH RUTHLESS AGGRESSION TO MAKE THE NECESSARY SACRIFICES OF MIND, BODY, AND SOUL IN ORDER TO BE A SUCCESS IN THIS INDUSTRY?!?!?!

SHOW ME!!.. OR YOU’RE FIRED!!

Cena looks at the puppet as the screen begins to glitch out once again. Cena grabs at his head, clearly a pain shooting through him as the glitches overtake the scene, leaving it in complete darkness… but not complete silence…

l̶̢̳̲̼̪̺̓͜ę̸̨̝̩̲͚͔͙͂̈́̋͂́̕t̷͙̤̥͕̗̝̹̀̅͑ ̵̮̦̯͐m̶̡̡̦͚͈̪͇̓͆̋͊͐ȩ̸͎̓͋̕ ̷̜̒̈́̊͌͜͝i̵͕̱̍̓̆͠ņ̷̨͔͓͕̋́͒͂̏͐̃̀

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L̷̨̢̧̡̧̡͖̻͓̳͓̜͕͉̼̯̼͙͚̝͙̥̳̟̻̹̩̪̟̬̲̼̲̱̱͈̝͍̲̼͍͑̍͊̅̈́͂͋̆̀̈́̇̍̈́̇̃̀̃̓̾͑̾̔̌̔̄̍̀́̊̎̈̈̚͘͘̕̕̕̕̚̕͝͠E̷̛̦̩̭͈̩̙̳̼̯̙͛̊͊̊̀͊̈̔͌͐̈́͛͐̊̎̈̓̾́͑͗̄̀̒̆͐̀̓̈́́̔̊̀͘̚ͅT̶̛̛͖̬̮̩̬̝̙̯̮̙̮̪̱̪͍̦͋͑́̌̏͛̎̃̀̈͋͂̍͛͌̀͑̏̀͛͒̓̍̓̇̊́̂̊͑͊̽͐̾̆̚̕͝͝͠ ̸̡̛̛̮̫̰̹͍̟̘̙̱̰̗̻̥͓̱̜͍͐̊̋͗̀̆̌̓͑͋͗͐̆̃͂̋̏͂̌̈́͊́́̈́̃͑͐̾͂̊̏̅̋́͝͝͠ͅM̶̨̡̛̩̣̦̘͈͎̦̞̻͇̯̗̗̘͔͓̖̲̩̺̫̲̻̞̹̙̖͙̱͎͙̲̮͍͇̰̱͍͓̤͍̈́͊́͜͜͠͝Ȩ̶̨̨̧̝͖̖̮̼̩̳͚̠͕̹̤̝̯̰͔̟̩̬̯̻̮͕̯̝̭̝̼̓̓͗͌͑̅͋̈́͆̒̑̋̚͜ͅͅ ̶̢̧̡̨̡̢͎̰̲̬̥̯̪͕͍͕̦͔̮̳͎̙̙͍͇̼͎̳̝̮̰̝̯̳͓̦̩̮͈͈̫̂͜͜ͅĮ̶̧̨̢̛̛͕͙͖̖̘͈̹̹͖̟̳̺̫͈̣̫̗͓͇̰̈́̈́̌͆͋̔̌̂͊͆̓́̓̇͑̋̄͌̒͂̀͂̈̑̔̎̏̓̀́̄͂̈́͊̚͘͜͠͝͝͝N̷̢̢̨͉̲͚̣͖͍͍͉̫̞̜̦̘͙̘̘̮̩̯̬̳̘̱̗̟̝͍̭̯̹͕͂̄̍̾͒̃̈́̊̎͆̌̌̈́͑̄͒́̿̋̏̌̂͊̍̌̽̈͛̽̈́̕̚͝͠͠

Just then, the camera cuts to a shot of Jim Manson standing in a ring… a very empty ring within that void realm. He’s standing in there with a smile plastered on his face in that Fun House sweater, his dreadlocks tied back… but then flashbacks start flashing up on the screen. The flashbacks are of the night Seann Cena made his professional wrestling television debut! The date being June 27, 2002 at HONOR’s Showdown taping… the night Seann Cena answered the open challenge of one Myth Angle.

Jim Manson:

TONIGHT! I am issuing a challenge to ANYONE BACK THERE IN THAT LOCKER ROOM! To come down here and face Jim Manson!!

Manson walks back and forth, giggling to himself afterwards… there’s a bit of a pause, a tension building in the air during it… only Manson seems to fully know what’s happening around here and that factor is enough to scare anyone… but those thoughts are quickly shut out when the generic debut theme of Seann Cena begins playing?

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As Cena walks in front of the big Showdown fist sitting in this void, cuts to the flashback from his first ever TV entrance are made. Cena’s gear has also changed to his first ever wrestling attire… Cena looks down at himself and you can tell he’s had enough already. He storms to the ring without much taunting or… anything… much like his first ever entrance.

Cena slides into the ring and the 2 men staredown, the flashbacks flashing onto the screen as they do. Manson can’t help but laugh to himself seeing this version of Seann Cena, seeing Cena in H̵̝͎̜̓̈̏͑I̸̛̬͇͕̳͛̏͝S̴̠̅ world… but then Manson begins speaking once again

Jim Manson:

What makes YOU think you have what it takes to hang with Jim Manson?

Seann Cena:

RUTHLESS… AGGRESSION!!

CENA SWINGS AT MANSON, JUST LIKE HE DID TO ANGLE DURING HIS DEBUT!!

But Manson ducks!... and as he does, a soundtrack of children's laughter is heard… then Manson himself starts laughing out loud at Seann Cena

Jim Manson:

WOOOW! Who thought this was EVER going to work?... I’m not gonna lie… this is, this is pretty embarrassing y’know.

Seann Cena:

RUTHLESS AGGRESSION!!

CENA SWINGS AT MANSON AGAIN!!... But Manson ducks once more!

Jim Manson:

Woah Seann! I am literally living your BIGGEST failure right now and I’m not gonna lie to you man… it’s sad… I guess I can see why you almost got fired though!

Seann Cena:

RUTHLESS… AGGRESSION!!

AS THE SOUND OF CHILDREN’S LAUGHTER PLAYS FROM WHAT MANSON SAID, CENA SWINGS AT MANSON AGAIN!!... But Manson ducks AGAIN!

Jim Manson:

HAHAHAHAHAHA, :notes: You can look but you can’t touch! :notes:

Manson dances a little bit, the sound of children’s laughter getting louder as Cena just looks more enraged.

Seann Cena:

RUTHLESS AGGRESSION!

Cena swings again, but Manson just keeps on ducking!

Jim Manson:

Wow Seann, y’know what I’m thinking right now? Is this, is this really what you want to do with your life man?

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Cena stops in his track, flashes of his childhood being consumed by wrestling appear on the feed. Cena pauses there for a few seconds after the flashes before becoming consumed by anger! Enraged HE CHARGES AT MANSON WITH A LARIAT!... But Manson ducks and leaves the ring! Cena turns back and stares for a second BEFORE CHASING AFTER MANSON!

We’re left on a shot of an empty ring… when those glitches start up once again… they consume the screen and the camera cuts to black once again.

The camera cuts once again and it’s a shot of HONOR’s big “Dog Days” star logo sitting inside the empty void… flashbacks to the 23rd annual Dog Days event start up… the night where many say Seann Cena RUINED a group of rookies known as NEXUS. A shot of the ring takes place and we see Jim Manson sporting the classic zebra print of the HONOR referees! He’s the referee…? The camera then cuts to a shot of a commentary team! The team being… Ramblin Rabbit and Mercy The Buzzard!

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Mercy:

Too hot to handle! Too cold to hold!! DIG IT!!!

:notes: “WE WALK ALONE IN THE UNKNOWN! WE LIVE TO WIN ANOTHER VICTORY!!” :notes:

The camera then cuts back to the stage as the theme song of the group known as NEXUS begins playing. One by one, puppet versions of the NEXUS begin walking in front of the Dog Days star. Hector Shock, Juno Gabriel, Seann Slater, DJ Otunga, Shay Tarver, EJ Young… and Tubskus The Pig! The 7 puppets all have that NEXUS armband, a plain black armband with a yellow square and a black letter N right in the middle. They all walk to the ring and await Team HONOR’s arrival, standing near the ropes and facing the star…

🗣 “BRR-AMADOUUUUU”

The camera cuts once again to the Dog Days star as SEANN CENA WALKS OUT! Cena is sporting the purple & yellow color scheme that he debuted on this night, yet another attire change in this void-like hell of Manson’s. Cena looks around, waiting to see his team follow… but no one shows up… not even puppet versions of his teammates like Karter Hart… No one is here for team Cena as he slowly makes his way to the ring, staring down the puppet version of NEXUS.

Manson steps in between them and starts trying to get the puppets of the NEXUS over into their corner. Cena walks over to the opposite corner and turns to talk to his team… but there’s no one there. Team NEXUS have decided to start with Tubskus The Pig and Team HONOR only has Seann Cena… MANSON CALLS FOR THE BELL!

:bell: :bell: :bell:

TUBSKUS CHARGES AT CENA, LOOKING FOR A CORNER SPLASH BUT CENA DUCKS DOWN AND GETS TUBSKUS ON HIS SHOULDERS! CENA WALKS TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AS FLASHBACKS TO THAT VERY MATCH START UP ON THE SCREEN! THE FLASHBACKS SHOWING SEANN CENA HITTING AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT ON TUBBY TOBIAS OF THE NEXUS! CENA IMMEDIATELY HOOKING THE LEG OF TOBIAS AFTER THE AA CUTS TO A SHOT OF CENA PINNING THE PIG PUPPET AS MANSON COUNTS THE 3!! IN MERE SECONDS, CENA HAS ELIMINATED TUBSKUS THE PIG, JUST LIKE HE DID “TUBBY TOBIAS” ALL THOSE YEARS AGO!!

Cena then walks over to referee Jim Manson, flashbacks ramp up again showing Cena all those years ago going to his teammates… Cena is then heard asking both Manson now and in the flashbacks to Dog Days

Seann Cena:

Hey, who was that guy? Is he a part of the match??

Jim Manson:

Yes Seann, you silly goose!

Seann Cena:

Oh so we’re doing good?

Manson’s smile fades as Cena looks at him… Cena now snapping back into this match and not matches he had over a decade ago… Cena’s looks like he’s about to swing but starts grabbing at his head and falls to his knees as Manson speaks

Jim Manson:

Seann… you took the hopes and dreams of a kid… and you crushed them. They took me from developmental, away from my own flesh and blood to be a part of this… to be in a feud with Seann Cena they said… I went from being a tag team champion, to being a fat joke… and I HATED EVERY SECOND OF IT! BUT, but, I sucked it up… because at Dog Days… NEXUS would have their day right? I would have my day… but you, YOU TOOK THAT FROM US SEANN! And not only did you take away our credibility…

Ÿ̴͕͍͓́̑̀͋O̴̻̩̰̰̕U̶̖͓̕ ̴͓̣̘̖͑̆S̶̳͕̙͆̑́́T̶̢̔̈́O̴̭̟͍͆L̵̮̍̒̒E̵̪̜͚̦̓͑̒̋ ̴͖̽̾̍̚M̴̲̝͌̆̈͝Y̷̲̮͗͆͐̚ ̶̥͌̽̚D̸͚̖̄̋Ĭ̴͍ͅǴ̷̢̝̌̋̄N̴̛͇͛̃͂I̸̙̋̾T̴̫͊Ÿ̴̘̩̙͗͂

SEVENTEEN SECONDS SEANN! SEVENTEEN ENTIRE SECONDS FROM THE BELL RINGING TO MY ELIMINATION!! MY FIRST EVER PAY-PER VIEW APPEARANCE AND I’M MADE TO LOOK LIKE A JOKE… and then I found out it was you who came up with the idea of my elimination in the first place…

AND THEN, TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE SEANN!... I accidentally poked you in the eye while I was up there, trying to wiggle around to not look like a damned fool… and YOU got me demoted right back to developmental with a kick to the skull from Ivy Orton… but I think it’s about time I rewrite my legacy from that night!

The camera cuts to Cena standing alone in the corner, his hands still grasping at his head… Meanwhile on the other side, Jim Manson is taking off the referee shirt… He throws it to the outside and CHARGES AT CENA, LOOKING FOR THAT CORNER SPLASH, BUT JUST LIKE THE PAST CENA IS ABLE TO DUCK DOWN AND GET MANSON UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! CENA IS LOOKING TO HIT THE ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT ONCE AGAIN-

BUT MANSON INTENTIONALLY DIGS HIS NAILS INTO CENA’S EYES! THIS ACTION CAUSES CENA TO LET GO OF MANSON’S BODY TO FOCUS ON HIS HANDS, LETTING MANSON SLIP OFF THE SHOULDERS! MANSON THEN YANKS CENA AROUND AND HITS A KISS OF DEATH LAYING CENA OUT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!

Manson slithers out of the ring as his laughter is heard echoing as Cena lays there…

We’re then cut to shots of a night in 2006. HONOR’s HW One Night Stand event. The night Jamie Anthony Xavier faced Seann Cena in the main event for the HONOR Universal Championship.

J.A.X. was the second man to ever win HONOR’s Money In The Bank, but unlike previous winner Zero… he told Seann when and where he wanted his match. His choice being in the HW arena on THIS NIGHT.

The feed flashes between shots of J.A.X.’s entrance and Jim Manson making a similar one! This empty void just having the brick entrance stage of the old HW arena. The Fun House puppets cheering for him like the HW fans did for Jamie back in ‘06! The Tubskus puppet is holding the banner that reads “If Cena Wins, We Riot”. All the puppets are decked out in ECW shirts, Mercy even has a beer. They’re all cheering for Manson… but as SOON as Cena’s music hits, they erupt into boo’s!

Cena walks out in front of the brick entrance stage… holding his spinner version of HONOR’s Universal Championship. The puppets are berating him with boo’s. Cena’s face turns to a scowl as he raises up the title and walks to the ring, head down, as the puppets heckle him. Flashes to that very night in the Hammerstein Ballroom overlap this now eerie recreation as Cena enters the ring, staring down Manson.

The puppets begin a chant of “Fuck You Cena!” as the 2 men staredown. Cena takes off his hat and throws it into the crowd!... only for them to throw it right back at him… much like they did at that very event all those years ago.

Cena tries again with another side of the “arena” to the same result, his hat his thrown back into the ring. Cena forgets the hat and instead takes off his shirt and throws that into the crowd!... which also gets thrown back at him!! The flashbacks ramp up as Cena is getting more and more frustrated with the puppets. Meanwhile Manson is just laughing at him.

Cena tries one more time to throw his hat & shirt into the crowd like he always does!... but they get tossed back at him, THIS TIME THE SHIRT COVERING HIS HEAD!! THIS GIVES MANSON THE OPPORTUNITY TO BLAST CENA IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A LARIAT!! Cena is laid out as Manson drags him to the center of the ring!

Manson then turns and looks at the corner before he chuckles to himself and climbs up! Flashbacks to One Night Stand play once again, the build up to the Five Star Frog Splash replaying as Manson does the “J.A.X.!” taunt… BEFORE LEAPING OFF FOR A FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!

But before there’s an impact…

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The camera then abruptly cuts to the old HONOR Saturday Night’s Main Event intro! Showing off stars of 80s such as Terry Clash, Mr. J, Soupy Piper, & many more!! The intro ends on a shot of Terry Clash flexing which transitions into a shot of Jim Manson behind a blue cage!

Jim Manson:

WHAT’S UP BROTHERS!! MY TAG TEAM PARTNER IS SUCH A PHYSICAL SPECIMEN, YOU CAN’T HELP BUT WORSHIP HIM! WHY? WELL BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT BEING A STUD IS ALL ABOUT, HAVING MUSCLES, NO MATTER WHAT LITTLE TALENT YOU POSSESS! AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS WHAT MY TAG PARTNER SEANNY LARGEMEAT IS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL ABOUT!

JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THAT BODY, OOOOO BOY, JUST DON’T EVER ASK HIM FOR A URINE SAMPLE!! I MEAN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, THE LADIES LOVE HIM AND THE MEN… THEY ALSO LOVE HIM! BUT THEY ALSO WANT TO BE HIM, DUDE!! SO WITHOUT ANY FURTHER ADO! I’D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY TAG TEAM PARTNER SH- SH- SH- SEEEEAAAAAAANNY LAAAAAAARRRRRGEMEEEEEAAAAAAT!!

Seanny Largemeat:

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BROTHER! A-HA, LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN! BECAUSE THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS, WHEN THE RUBBER HITS THE ROAD, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!! SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HOT TO GO DAY AND NIGHT!! YOU GONNA PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT AND USE ONLY THE EDGE!!

Jim Manson:

I MEAN MY GAWD, LOOK AT THOSE PYTHONS!!

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Seanny Largemeat:

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! GAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

Cena tries to swing at Manson but he can’t lift his arms! He’s desperately trying but all his arms are doing are flopping at his sides. Manson can’t help but laugh at Seann, Manson doesn’t even swing at this defenseless Seann Cena or anything, he just laughs in his face as Cena tries swinging… Finally, Manson speaks up

Jim Manson:

Whatchya gonna do BROTHER, when you realize that egomania has been running wild… on YOU!!

Cena stumbles back into frame, he’s back in front of the giant Showdown fist… dressed like the Doctor of Thuganomics?... Cena stands there for a second, confused by the sudden change in attire again, but before he can do or say anything about it

🗣 “WORD LIFE”

:notes: “This is basic thugonomics!

This is ba-, basic thugonomics” :notes:

🗣 “WORD LIFE”

:notes: “I'm untouchable, but I'm forcin' you to feel me

Word life, this is bas-, basic thugo- thugo-, thugonomics” :notes:

🗣 “WORD LIFE”

:notes: “I'm untouchable, but I'm forcin' you to feel me” :notes:

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Seann Cena slides into the ring and stares down Jim Manson once again, both men have microphones in hand. Manson has the biggest smile on his face as Cena once again looks around at his changed attire. Cena however, is the first of the 2 men to speak

Seann Cena:

Now I’m the Doctor of Thuganomics, I just switch like that mid-fight? Your audience would be excited, they just went from six to midnight.

Ohhhhhhhhh, I get your little joke. I can only talk in rhyme right? Fine. I still shine, you ain’t take away my limelight.

If all I got is rappin’, I use it to my advantage. Cause unlike Tubby Tobias, it’s a weight that I can manage.

The sound of children’s “awwwwwwww” is played as there’s a shot of Manson, looking like he’s trying to control his anger, like he’s trying to keep H̶̥̝͚̜̊͌̕I̴̧̮͙͑̾͛̍M̵̨̫̤̏́͑̽ at bay for just a little bit longer.

Seann Cena:

Jim, you been runnin’ up on me for over a year now! You must really be dense. Ain’t you know that approachin’ me is a quick way to get referred to in the past tense?

OH DUDE! I have a great idea for your puppet show!! You can put my junk in a glove and call it mr. suck it bro!

The sound of the children have turned to boo’s as Manson just stands there… trying to give Cena a chance to escape what Ȟ̷̼̳͋̚͝Ë̵̺̳͔͝ will do.

Seann Cena:

You been a disappointment since they brought you to the dance!... You a slut for opportunity… you’re blowin’ every chance.

Cena then taunts Manson to an orchestra of silence… an eerie silence… Manson stands there for a second, appearing like he’s really trying to give Cena an out.

Jim Manson:

Chances?... How dare you talk to me about chances, Seann Cena. Your legacy is BUILT off unlimited chances, WHILE I’VE HAD TO WORK FOR MY LEGACY! A LEGACY THAT YOU TOOK AWAY FROM ME! You’re the golden goose Seann! Don’t you see it? YOU’RE UNTOUCHABLE!... but you’re not a hero Seann… You’re a bully.

You preach Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect like Terry used to preach about vitamins and prayers!... But just like him, you’re a horrible person. You take the weakness and insecurities of others and you turn them into jokes. You’ve shown you’ll do anything for fame Seann.

Congratulations… YOU’RE THE MAN NOW SEANN!!... Lonely ol’ Seann Cena sitting in his castle atop this mountain… all alone… this is your last chance man… the floor is yours.

Manson backs up and stands in the corner, letting Cena take the “floor”, giving Cena what might very well be his only chance to get out of having to go face to face with H̶̥̝͚̜̊͌̕I̴̧̮͙͑̾͛̍M̵̨̫̤̏́͑̽. Cena stands there for a bit, seemingly taking in what Manson said… maybe even like he’s realized what he’s done throughout his entire career… But then he starts speaking again

Seann Cena:

You breakin’ in the doctor’s house like you own the place? Why don’t I take yo’ ass back to Tubby Tobias the way that you’ll be shoving deez nuts…. straight in yo face!!

Manson’s face turns to a scowl as Cena speaks… He tried to warn him… he really did. CENA COMES CHARGING AT MANSON IN THE CORNER BUT WHEN HE CONNECTS… Manson isn’t there? Cena backs up, staggering a bit in pain but trying to reach for his padlock… but it isn’t there… because behind him Jim Manson is wrapping it around his fist!

CENA TURNS AROUND AND GETS BLASTED BY A STRAIGHT RIGHT FROM MANSON! Cena drops to the mat once again in a heap as the camera focuses on his lifeless body.

The camera’s then cut abruptly to footage being recorded on a shaky camcorder filming in a window whose blinds were left slightly open… the scene appears to be an office with a big table smack in the middle! IT’S A BOARD MEETING! At the head of this table is Wobbly Walrus, around are all the other puppets! Ramblin’ Rabbit, Mercy The Buzzard, Abby The Witch, and Tubskus The Pig! There’s an empty chair at the end of the table with the paper plate version of H̴̺̝͎̭́̾͋ͅÍ̷̘Ṡ̵̛̞̳̇̿̔ mask taped to it… it’s then when we start to hear some of this meeting…

Mercy:

I just don’t see what those guys in Grand Canyon saw in him! Seann has been NOTHING but a flop since we made the decision to call him up and he’s taking up a spot from someone who could make more of the opportunity!

Ramblin’ Rabbit:

I just don’t think he’s been given the chance to-

Mercy:

IT’S BEEN ALMOST A YEAR AND NO ONE CARES ABOUT HIM! We’ve put him in there with Jerichal! We’ve put him in there with Angle! We’ve put him ON SCREEN WITH THE FREAKIN’ UNDERTAKER AND NO ONE GIVES A SHIT! Honestly my vote is to cut him after Wrestlepalooza.

Abby The Witch:

I hate to say it, but I have to agree. We’ve done all we could and he’s not gotten over. It’s time we cut our losses and give his spot to someone else.

Tubskus doesn’t say anything, he’s too busy eating a chocolate bar.

Wobbly Walrus:

It’s settled then, Seann Cena is on the list of people to be cut after the European Tour…  tell the writing team to start phasing him out of their current plans.

The camcorder footage pans over to see Seann Cena in his 2002 gear once again… like he just got out of a match with the aforementioned Chris Jerichal… he takes his ear from the door and just looks defeated… He then turns and sees the camcorder… the man with the camcorder turns it around and it was Jim Manson filming with just the biggest smile on his face.

The scene then abruptly cuts to flashbacks of an episode of HONOR’s Monday Night War program! The night in question is 2 weeks removed from the day Outlaw Ace beat Seann Cena to win HONOR’s Universal Championship, causing the company to run a tournament to crown a new champion… that tournament won on this night by Anton Morales!

However, while celebrating backstage… Seann Cena would walk up to Anton and challenge him to a title match for that evening's main event, claiming he had a rematch clause in his HONOR contract. Anton would accept this challenge and the match was made! The flashback shows some scenes of the match AND ENDS WITH CENA LOCKING ANTON IN THE STF!!

But just then, the cameras snap to reality! The camera is focused on Cena who appears to still have the STF locked in… but the eerie silence of the empty void throws Cena off! He looks around, trying to figure out how he got here… as the camera zooms out to show Cena has Ḩ̶̡͖͙͙̩̘̖̮͈̖̻͖̇̓͗̔̋͆̈́̚ͅͅI̵͚̹̳̊͛̈́͑̊͌̊̿͠͠͠M̸̡̛͕͓̖̝̭͇͛̎̌̄̀̈̓̓́͛̿͝ locked in the STF!! Cena looks and sees Ḩ̶̡͖͙͙̩̘̖̮͈̖̻͖̇̓͗̔̋͆̈́̚ͅͅI̵͚̹̳̊͛̈́͑̊͌̊̿͠͠͠M̸̡̛͕͓̖̝̭͇͛̎̌̄̀̈̓̓́͛̿͝ and is freaked out as Ḩ̸̠̦̘̝̲̥͖̩̳̹͕̗̓͛̇̒͑̚͜͝Ě̴̢̧̧̛̲̲̘̭̤̠̪̘̜̗͚̊̇̏͛͑̌̀̏̔͘͝ SNATCHES CENA WITH THE MANDIBLE CLAW!! CENA LET’S GO AND IS TRYING TO FIGHT AS THIS CREATURE ROLLS ONTO ITS BACK AND SITS UP, THE CLAW STILL LOCKED IN AS CENA BEGINS FADING!!... But just before Cena fully fades into unconsciousness…

The scene cuts to black.

“I tried to save you Seann… I really did.”

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Just then, the darkness is interrupted with the old World Clash Wrestling Nitro intro!! But it’s not just any WCW intro… IT’S THE NWO TAKEOVER INTRO?! The intro ends and there’s a cut to Jim Manson parading around the ring like ol’ Stephen White used to do when introducing “Hollywood” Terry Clash

Jim Manson:

I LOVE YOU TOO!... I LOVE YOU TOO!!

Y’know what I wanna do right now?... No, do you know what I really, REALLY, wanna do right now?? I wanna introduce the coolest… THE COOLEST GUY TO EVER WALK THE FACE OF THE WRESTLING EARTH!! GIVE IT UP FOR SEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAANN CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNAAA!!

Just then the familiar theme of the nWo kicks in as Seann Cena makes his entrance adorned by the monochrome the New World Order was known for! Cena even has the old WCW big gold spray painted with the nWo logo.

HW: HOT TO GO | The Firefly Fun House Match-[IMG=G8U]

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Seann Cena, on the way down the ring:

We’re going Hollywood brother! NWO IS THE ONLY WAY TO GO!

Cena holds up a 4 in his hands!!

Cena hits the ring and gives Manson the ol’ Too Sweet before he turns away from Manson, the smile dropping from his face… CENA THEN TACKLES MANSON AND STARTS THROWING PUNCHES!! THE CAMERA ZOOMS IN ON CENA’S RAGE FILLED FACE… which quickly turns to a look of fear as CENA’S ONCE AGAIN SNATCHED INTO A MANDIBLE CLAW!! THE CAMERA ZOOMS OUT AND SHOWS THAT Ḩ̸̠̦̘̝̲̥͖̩̳̹͕̗̓͛̇̒͑̚͜͝Ě̴̢̧̧̛̲̲̘̭̤̠̪̘̜̗͚̊̇̏͛͑̌̀̏̔͘͝ IS ONCE AGAIN HERE. CENA BEGINS FADING AGAIN… but just before he does, the scene cuts to black once again.

Jim Manson:

Y’know Seann… you remind people A LOT of Terry. From the way you always win, to HONOR being built around you, to even your backstage antics. You are this generation's Terry Clash!... But at least Terry knew when it was time to change his ways.

HW: HOT TO GO | The Firefly Fun House Match-[IMG=G8U]

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The feed the cuts to a shot of Jim Manson sat in his old rocking chair, decked out in his old Manson Family-esque gear, the background looking like a building that’s still half standing from being set on fire… Manson is rocking in the chair back and forth… not saying anything for a bit.

Jim Manson:

I was the color red in a world full of black and white…. I had the WHOLE WORLD in my hands…. Abigail spoke of this day my ENTIRE life….. But you… you took it all away from me. I was forgotten, Seann…. Left to die as the BUZZARDS CIRCLED ABOVE!

YOU were supposed to be a man of the people… YOU bestowed that moniker upon yourself!

THEN WHY WEREN’T YOU LISTENING?!

THEY WANTED ME!.... They needed ME. That day was supposed to be a prophecy fulfilled… BUT INSTEAD, it’s my GRANDEST failure!... I’ve hurt for so long, and it’s all. your. fault.

But I still hear them Seann… can’t you? CAN’T YOU HEAR THEM SEANN?! THEY STILL WANT ME SEANN! THEY STILL NEED ME! YOUR NIGHTMARES ARE FINALLY BECOMING MY DREAMS COME TRUE!

AND IN MY DREAMS I HEAR THEM, AND IN MY DREAMS I FEEL THEM, AND IN MY DREAMS I SEE THEM, ONE BY ONE, THEY WILL ALL. FOLLOW. ME! HEAR THEM NOW SEANN!! HEAR THEM SINGING WITH ME!!

Tonight… I finally rewrite my own story.

HW: HOT TO GO | The Firefly Fun House Match-[IMG=G8U]

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Jim Manson:

R̸̦̺̦̖̹̓̓̂̓̈́̅͒̍̅͠Ų̸͈̣̱̂̊̔Ň̶̢̧̗̮͓͕̅̾̆̒͘̚

Manson shoots up from the rocking chair and THROWS HIS BODY AT CENA IN THE CORNER! Manson then grabs Cena and starts dancing around the ring with his seemingly lifeless body!!

HW: HOT TO GO | The Firefly Fun House Match-[IMG=G8U]

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Manson then gets Cena in position for a Kiss Of Death!! Manson starts laughing as Cena is just lifeless, there’s no fight in the G.O.A.T. anymore. Jim Manson has systematically destroyed Seann Cena. Manson stops laughing and kisses the forehead of Cena, Manson then attempts the move BUT CENA IS ABLE TO PUSH HIS WAY OUT! MANSON AND CENA THEN STARE EACH OTHER DOWN ONCE AGAIN!

Jim Manson:

We both know that’s not enough to end this superman!… but THIS is.

HW: HOT TO GO | The Firefly Fun House Match-[IMG=G8U]

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Cena hesitantly reaches out and takes the chair from Manson… Manson puts his hands out and starts dropping to his knees as he speaks

Jim Manson:

Eleven years ago, you made the wrong choice, cowboy… fix it.

Fix it Seann!

F̸̤̩̪͈̦̃͋̒̏͌͛͊͐̌͑ͅI̷̧̞̲̭͕̳͈̙̣̲̔́̌͌̾̇̎̈̈́X̷̡͔̳͔͍̟͖̪̔͘ ̷̜̮͈͍͔̩̘̬̹̹̪͈̊͂̿̈́̈́͘͜͝I̴̙͔̱̦͕͆̄͘͘͜͜T̵͙̰̪͕̹̫̦̟̈́͗͐̌̌̾̏̊̈́͑̎͌̊͝!̴̬̰͔̥͕̘̦̬̼̩̩̯̀̂̆̋̄̾́̄̅͜ͅ!̵̡̧̫̙͚̺̑̃̎̑̽̌͝

CENA SWINGS THE CHAIR AT MANSON!!... but hits… nothing? Cena has the chair in his hands but Manson is… gone. Cena looks around and realizes what he was just about to do and throws the chair to the ground.

HW: HOT TO GO | The Firefly Fun House Match-[IMG=G8U]

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Cena is stood there for a second, still in a version of his gear from eleven years ago… He drops to his knees, overcome by emotion, overcome by everything… as the lights go out.

When they come up again, Cena is still on his knees in the center of the ring… but he’s in his current day gear. The camera zooms out from Cena and shows that the ring is now surrounded by the puppets! Ramblin’ Rabbit, Mercy The Buzzard, Abby the Witch, and Tubskus The Pig all occupy 1 side of the ring each… with Jim Manson sitting in his rocking chair on the outside, his lantern and a lighter in hand. And with a sickening smile on his face, he lights his lantern.

As the lantern is lit, the puppets begin climbing the apron… but one by one they begin… changing? Ramblin’ Rabbit is the first to change, turning into a 6’ 8” giant with a decrepit looking rabbit mask and a mallet… he takes off the mask to reveal it’s Bryne Foster… one of Manson’s old sons from his Family…

The next to change is Abby the Witch, she becomes a woman with long blonde hair and gloves with nails like scissors! The camera pans to her face, showing that it’s “The Fallen Dove” Judas… after her is Tubskus The Pig, who turns into yet another figure well over 6’ 0” tall. This man, however, is covered in tattoos on his left side and has messy long hair, much like Manson back in the day. The camera pans to reveal that it’s “Doomsday Himself” Kyler Morne.

Finally, Mercy begins climbing up onto the apron… turning into a man wearing a long black coat with pure white dreads coming down… The camera pans up to show his face… but it’s hidden behind a gray mask… even though it’s hidden, however, it’s clear as day who this man is as his face turns into a sickening smile… It’s Shawn Hendricks… the step-brother of Mercy.

Cena looks around at each of them, still distressed in the middle of the ring… as Manson starts laughing. Cena looks straight ahead at him as the camera zooms out to capture them both. Manson raises the lantern up, the flames illuminating his face overcome by laughter… before he blows it out!

And almost like it was a battle call, THE FOUR FORMER PUPPETS STORM THE RING!! The first to begin attacking Cena is Kyler Mourne as he smashes the back of Cena’s head with a sickening elbow! The three men unleash a beat down on Seann Cena! Overhand clubbing blows, elbows, stomps, kicks, they are beating the absolute hell out of Seann Cena! Not a single one of them letting up despite the pleas of Cena… this is what he deserves in their eyes after all.

But just when all hope seemed to be lost… CENA FOUND THE STRENGTH TO FIGHT BACK!

CENA THROWS A RIGHT AT BRYNE, CAUSING HIM TO STUMBLE AND FALL OUT OF THE RING! THEN ONE TO HENDRICKS, THEN ONE TO MOURNE, AND ONE TO JUDAS!! CENA SENDS HIS ATTACKERS REELING OUT OF THE RING ON A SIDE EACH!! CENA LOOKS OUTSIDE, SEEING IF MANSON WILL INTERVENE… but he just sit there with a cold stare…

Jim Manson:

Come on Seann! Just let h̷̝̓i̸̞̻̥̅̕m̷̨͎̰͋͘ in!!

Just then… MYTH ANGLE RUSHES INTO THE RING! HE CHARGES AT CENA WHO SCOOPS HIM UP AND HITS AN AA… But as there’s impact… no ones there.

Jim Manson:

let h̷̝̓i̸̞̻̥̅̕m̷̨͎̰͋͘ in.

IVY ORTON SLITHERS IN AND TRIES TO IKO CENA, BUT CENA PUSHES HIM OFF AND ONCE AGAIN GOES FOR THE AA!... But no ones there…

let h̷̝̓i̸̞̻̥̅̕m̷̨͎̰͋͘ in.

OUTLAW ACE SLIDES IN, CENA TRIES TO CATCH HIM WITH A LARIAT BUT AS IT CONNECTS, NO ONE IS HIT!

let h̷̝̓i̸̞̻̥̅̕m̷̨͎̰͋͘ in.

CENA TURNS AROUND FROM THAT AND SEES TERRY CLASH! TERRY RUNS AT CENA, LOOKING FOR A BIG BOOT BUT CENA DUCKS AND THROWS A PUNCH, BUT AGAIN NOBODY IS HIT!

let h̷̝̓i̸̞̻̥̅̕m̷̨͎̰͋͘ in.

CENA TURNS FROM THAT AND SEES PIERSON CLIFFORD, THE MAN WHO STOPPED HIM FROM WINNING HIS 17TH FROM ISAAK! PIERSON CHARGES AT HIM FOR THE MUSASHI’S PROPHECY BUT CENA CATCHES HIM IN THE AA, BUT IT CONNECTS ONTO NOBODY!!

L̸̼̫̫̘̠̻̪̍̊̀E̴̢̡̥̜͓̼͎̕T̴̨̛̻̼̱̱̰̄̈́͛̌́̌̓ ̴̳̣̞̮̜̿̋͜H̸̡̗̱̳̬̜͔̱̿̈̈́͐͊̀͝I̶͚̺̻͝ͅM̴̬̳̞͎͒͛̆̿̓͐ ̴̖̬̺̜̇̂͒͜͠I̸̝̳̖͓̭͜͝N̴̡̺̖̻͉̭͇͉̋̆̎̽̅̈́͠

Suddenly, the ring is surrounded once more by the former puppets turned people… and all those Cena just tried to beat down… as Manson just keeps rocking in his chair, lantern in hand. Manson leads them in a chant that turns into them all chanting in unison:

L̵̦͍̺͈͋̃E̴͚̖͋T̸̼͝ ̶̡̭͚̖̃H̶͍̬͑̏͘Į̶͕̎͒̚͜͝M̶̧̾͗͗͋ ̶̢̋̇̽I̸̪̰̯͂̔̈́̕N̴̖͔̍!̷͌̀̕͜ L̵̦͍̺͈͋̃E̴͚̖͋T̸̼͝ ̶̡̭͚̖̃H̶͍̬͑̏͘Į̶͕̎͒̚͜͝M̶̧̾͗͗͋ ̶̢̋̇̽I̸̪̰̯͂̔̈́̕N̴̖͔̍!̷͌̀̕͜ L̵̦͍̺͈͋̃E̴͚̖͋T̸̼͝ ̶̡̭͚̖̃H̶͍̬͑̏͘Į̶͕̎͒̚͜͝M̶̧̾͗͗͋ ̶̢̋̇̽I̸̪̰̯͂̔̈́̕N̴̖͔̍!̷͌̀̕͜ L̵̦͍̺͈͋̃E̴͚̖͋T̸̼͝ ̶̡̭͚̖̃H̶͍̬͑̏͘Į̶͕̎͒̚͜͝M̶̧̾͗͗͋ ̶̢̋̇̽I̸̪̰̯͂̔̈́̕N̴̖͔̍!̷͌̀̕͜

Seann Cena:

GAHHH!!!

THEY ALL START FLOODING IN AGAIN AND CENA STARTS GOING ON A RAMPAGE!! HE STARTS THROWING PUNCHES AT ANYONE AND ANYTHING HE CAN!! HENDRICKS EATS A RIGHT, PIERSON IS FLOORED WITH A LEFT!! MOURNE RUNS AT SEANN AND GETS HIT WITH AN AA!! HE THROWS A LARIAT AND FLOORS JUDAS!! CENA IS HITTING ANYTHING THAT MOVES AS THE CHANT GROWS LOUDER AND LOUDER AND LOUDER!! CENA GRABS AT HIS HEAD AGAIN AS THE GLITCHES AND STATIC RETURN, NEARLY CUTTING THE FEED TO THE WHOLE SCENE! CENA STUMBLES INTO THE CORNER, HE TURNS AROUND H0LDING AT HIS HEAD, HOLDING HIS EARS SHUT, TRYING TO DO ANYTHING TO RELEASE THE PRESSURE FROM HIS HEAD AS HE BURIES HIS FACE DEEP INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, TRYING TO SHUT OUT THIS AWFUL WORLD…

H-Hey champ…

Cena turns, ready to strike again but stops dead in his tracks as he comes face to face with… his father?

HW: HOT TO GO | The Firefly Fun House Match-[IMG=G8U]

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Seann Cena Sr:

Look… I know we haven’t spoken since… well since you got me beaten down by CFA… but I miss you Seann…

Cena’s face is full of emotion. His lip begins to quiver, shaking, as he looks at his dad. Tears beginning to form in his eyes.

Seann Cena Sr:

It’s okay champ, come here…

Cena Sr walks forward for a hug, Cena backs up slightly… not sure if it’s a trap. But Cena Sr keeps walking forward looking for that hug… Cena decides to take it but right before he’s able to get there to hug his father

CENA’S FATHER BECOMES H̸̪͕͍̗͉̋̋I̶̛̳̠͔̦͍̽̍͆͒͝M̷̪̂ LIKE A SCENE FROM A HOROR MOVIE!!

INSTEAD OF A HUG, CENA IS ONCE AGAIN CAUGHT IN THE MANDIBLE CLAW!! THE CLAW LIKE FINGERS OF THIS THING BEING SHOVED INTO CENA’S MOUTH, BLOCKING HIS AIRWAYS!! CENA IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO FIGHT AS H̵̦͌͠Ė̷͇̬̾ KEEPS THE HOLD LOCKED IN!! BUT JUST THEN, H̵̦͌͠Ė̷͇̬̾ YANKS CENA CLOSE AND HITS HIM WITH A KISS OF DEATH!!

H̵̦͌͠Ė̷͇̬̾ slithers into the corner afterwards… looking at those gloves once again… those gloves that read “Hurt” and “Heal”... H̵̦͌͠Ė̷͇̬̾ stands up in the corner and places its hands over its ears and starts thrashing around, like both sides are at war over what to do with Seann Cena… who’s slowly beginning to stir…

After a few moments… the camera cuts back to the corner… and H̵̦͌͠Ė̷͇̬̾ is gone-

The camera quickly jumps to Cena who rises up to his knees, coughing, still struggling for air…

WHEN HE APPEARS BEHIND HIM!!

HW: HOT TO GO | The Firefly Fun House Match-[IMG=G8U]

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The camera zooms out as Cena rises up a bit more, still on his knees, still struggling to breathe… just then H̶̡͊̾̋̚Ë̶͕́̓̈́ GRABS CENA’S HEAD!! CENA CAN’T FIGHT IT, HE’S HELPLESS AT THIS POINT… H̶̡͊̾̋̚Ë̶͕́̓̈́ THEN GETS CENA IN POSITION TO SNAP HIS NECK!! IT’S THEN WHEN THE GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO CAME FROM THE PUPPETS ALL APPEAR BACK AROUND THE RING AND BEGIN CHANTING IN UNISON ONCE MORE!!

L̵̦͍̺͈͋̃E̴͚̖͋T̸̼͝ ̶̡̭͚̖̃H̶͍̬͑̏͘Į̶͕̎͒̚͜͝M̶̧̾͗͗͋ ̶̢̋̇̽I̸̪̰̯͂̔̈́̕N̴̖͔̍!̷͌̀̕͜

KTO!! KTO CONNECTS ON CENA!!! ACE FALLS INTO THE COVER! 1…2…3!!! OUTLAW ACE WINS THE HONOR UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP HERE TONIGHT IN PORTLAND!! ACE HAS JUST BLOWN CENA A KISS GOODBYE AND HE’S RUNNING OUT OF THE BUILDING WITH IT!!!

L̵̦͍̺͈͋̃E̴͚̖͋T̸̼͝ ̶̡̭͚̖̃H̶͍̬͑̏͘Į̶͕̎͒̚͜͝M̶̧̾͗͗͋ ̶̢̋̇̽I̸̪̰̯͂̔̈́̕N̴̖͔̍!̷͌̀̕͜

PIERSON CLIFFORD HAS JUST BEATEN SEANN CENA!! PIERSON HAS JUST SNATCHED CENA’S DREAM OF WINNING HIS 17TH WORLD TITLE IN HIS LAST MATCH!!

L̵̦͍̺͈͋̃E̴͚̖͋T̸̼͝ ̶̡̭͚̖̃H̶͍̬͑̏͘Į̶͕̎͒̚͜͝M̶̧̾͗͗͋ ̶̢̋̇̽I̸̪̰̯͂̔̈́̕N̴̖͔̍!̷͌̀̕͜

SPEAR!! SPEAR!!! ZERO HITS CENA WITH ANOTHER SPEAR ON A BATTERED AND BLOODIED SEANN CENA!! HE HOOKS THE LEG! 1…2…3!!! ZERO HAS DONE IT! ZERO IS THE FIRST MAN TO CASH IN MONEY IN THE BANK AND WIN THE UNIVERSAL TITLE FROM IT!

L̵̦͍̺͈͋̃E̴͚̖͋T̸̼͝ ̶̡̭͚̖̃H̶͍̬͑̏͘Į̶͕̎͒̚͜͝M̶̧̾͗͗͋ ̶̢̋̇̽I̸̪̰̯͂̔̈́̕N̴̖͔̍!̷͌̀̕͜

JAMIE IS UP TOP, THE RAVENOUS HW FANS ARE CLAMORING FOR IT!! J.A.X. LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE, SOARING THROUGH THE AIR AND CRUSHING SEANN CENA WITH A FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!! EVENMAN COUNTS THE PIN, 1…2…3!!! JAMIE ANTHONY XAVIER HAS BEATEN SEANN CENA AND HAS WON THE UNIVERSAL TITLE IN THE HW ARENA!!

L̵̦͍̺͈͋̃E̴͚̖͋T̸̼͝ ̶̡̭͚̖̃H̶͍̬͑̏͘Į̶͕̎͒̚͜͝M̶̧̾͗͗͋ ̶̢̋̇̽I̸̪̰̯͂̔̈́̕N̴̖͔̍!̷͌̀̕͜

ADEN HAS CENA LOCKED IN!! THAT MODIFIED REVERSE FIGURE FOUR IS LOCKED IN!! SEANN CENA HASN’T TAPPED OUT SINCE HIS DEBUT IN 2002, BUT HE HAS NOWHERE TO GO!! GRAVES ISN’T LETTING UP, APPLYING PRESSURE TO THE KNEES OF CENA!! CENA SCREAMS OUT IN AGONY BEFORE HE TAPS OUT!! ADEN GRAVES HAS JUST MADE SEANN CENA GIVE UP!!

L̵̦͍̺͈͋̃E̴͚̖͋T̸̼͝ ̶̡̭͚̖̃H̶͍̬͑̏͘Į̶͕̎͒̚͜͝M̶̧̾͗͗͋ ̶̢̋̇̽I̸̪̰̯͂̔̈́̕N̴̖͔̍!̷͌̀̕͜

ROCK BOTTOM!! CENA TAUNTED TOO LONG AND GOT HIT WITH ROCK BOTTOM! CHRISTIAN MAIVIA DROPS CENA IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! MAIVIA HAS DONE IT! MAIVIA HAS WON THE MOST IMPORTANT WRESTLEPALOOZA MAIN EVENT IN HISTORY!!

L̵̦͍̺͈͋̃E̴͚̖͋T̸̼͝ ̶̡̭͚̖̃H̶͍̬͑̏͘Į̶͕̎͒̚͜͝M̶̧̾͗͗͋ ̶̢̋̇̽I̸̪̰̯͂̔̈́̕N̴̖͔̍!̷͌̀̕͜

CENA IS HELPLESS, THIS HAS BEEN A MAULING FROM ISAAK! CENA DRAGS HIMSELF TO HIS FEET AGAIN AND GETS HIS HEAD TAKEN OFF WITH A BRUTAL LARIAT! ISAAK PUTS A FOOT ON CENA’S CHEST. 1!...2!...3!! ISAAK HAS JUST MANHANDLED SEANN CENA TO RETAIN THE HW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!

L̵̦͍̺͈͋̃E̴͚̖͋T̸̼͝ ̶̡̭͚̖̃H̶͍̬͑̏͘Į̶͕̎͒̚͜͝M̶̧̾͗͗͋ ̶̢̋̇̽I̸̪̰̯͂̔̈́̕N̴̖͔̍!̷͌̀̕͜

Seann Cena:

This match… will accomplish what should’ve been done seven years ago. Ending the existence of the most overhyped, overvalued, overprivileged professional wrestler in this circuit’s history

L̵̦͍̺͈͋̃E̴͚̖͋T̸̼͝ ̶̡̭͚̖̃

H̶͍̬͑̏͘Į̶͕̎͒̚͜͝M̶̧̾͗͗͋

I̸̪̰̯͂̔̈́̕N̴̖͔̍!̷͌̀̕͜

H̷̨̧͙̦͕̼̱̩̾͝E̵̡̧̡̛̛͉̗̳͕̭̩͈̥̼͈̲͍̜͕͔̟͍̝͖̤͉̘̯͖̓̈́̈́̄͌̃̓͂͌̆̀̒̿͛̑̾̿̆͒͐̀̚͘͘̚͠͠͝͝ THEN SNAPS THE NECK OF SEANN CENA!!

HW: HOT TO GO | The Firefly Fun House Match-[IMG=G8U]

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Cena crumbles to the mat in a heap as H̴̖̱̜̋̑E̷̪̙̽́̈̏ stands over his body… before H̴̖̱̜̋̑E̷̪̙̽́̈̏ throws its arms out to either side… laughing to itself…

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H̸̛̠̺̬͐̇I̵͈̣͇̓̌͒͝M̵͖͓͂̄̊:

L̵͍̈̔̒̈́͐͊ͅĔ̸͈̺̹̍T̸̘̖͉̖̖̜͊ ̶̲͗̍͒͛̾͝M̷̯̩̣̍Ę̴̛͚͉͇̺̈͗̅̿͂ ̴̢̻̒͑I̷̡̻̘̲͚̱̒̇̃̄͝Ǹ̸̻̻͍̘̳̈́̾̃̏!̶̩̹͋͘

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Whe I became the Astraea Champion, I should’ve picked Firefly Funhouse as my stipulation

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1 Reply 5 days ago

idk if i coulda written 1 of these every ppv :sob: 🫶

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0 Reply 5 days ago

This was absolutely amazing I love how you took all the elements from the actual match but you made them unique in your own way, I can really see the heart and soul you put into this and this was such a good read and it had me locked in the entire time I was reading amazing job and what a way to honor Bray Wyatt

PS: Thanks for including me as Edge :heart:

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2 Reply 5 days ago

HUGE THANKS TO SEANN FOR LITERALLY EVERY SEANN CENA SPEAKING PART AND FOR BEING SUCH AN AMAZING HELP IN THE PLANNING PROCESS OF THE MATCH 🫶🫶

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