Crakheds :tm: Reborn - Episode 1

tw :: possibly offensive stuff, swearing, read at your own risk

Light explodes upon a darkened stage. A small man around the age of seventeen walks out, tapping the microphone aggressively to test if it is working.

“Is this thing on? Hellooooooo?!”

The audience laughs, giving the small man the go ahead.

“Phew! Anyways, hello everybody! I hope you’re all doing well.” He pauses to giggle innocently at the crowd. “We all knew you enjoyed Improved Crakheds :tm: , and it’s unexpected shutdown was rather sad I’ll it.”

The audience awed and off in the distance, an unimportant member booed.

“I’m your host, Levi Andrew, and welcome to the worldwide pilot episode of Crakheds :tm: Reborn! New and new adventures are ahead, so sit tight, get some snacks, and enjoy the show!”

The audience claps in excitement, and confetti explodes from cannons on the edges of the stage. Levi throws his arms up and puts on a happy smile until the curtains of the stage close and the lights dim once more….

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” the second creation “

levi started the conversation

Levi :: all in favour of me using Billy’s face as the chat cover say i?

Aimee :: sure

Levi :: i

Billy :: *on call with levi* uh what no that is illegal

Billy :: no

Levi :: oh no no mister i didn’t say all opposed

Alayna :: i

Billy :: how to veto?

Levi :: *on call with billy* what the hell do you think this is? america?

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” horseback riding “

Alayna :: then there’s me talking about riding a horse on Thursday

Levi :: aaaaand i’m gonna take my horse to the old down road i’m gonna, riiiiiiiide till i can’t no more

Alayna :: you don’t know what horse i’m on about

Aimee :: i do know tho

Levi :: *confused*

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” billy’s demise “

levi changed the background

Levi :: hehehehehehe

Billy :: is that

Aimee :: Airpods symbol

Billy :: smh

Levi :: *on call with billy* I love you hehehe

Billy :: *on call with levi* silence

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” the exposure games “

Aimee :: can i expose alayna here?

Levi :: *no hesitation* expose her

Aimee :: *sends picture*

Aimee :: i have better screenshots lemme find them i shall expose you then

Levi :: can i expose billy?

Billy :: no *on call* absolutely not this is illegal

Aimee :: yes

Aimee :: c a n a d a

Billy :: yo cannot

Levi :: *on call with billy* HAHAHHAHAHA yo cannot

Beenie :: expose everyone yes

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” put those away “

Aimee :: i see shoulders alayna

Aimee :: that’s against dress code

Levi :: HOLY SHIT ALAYNA PUT THOSE AWAY

Alayna :: i’ll show you more in a moment

Aimee :: *considers telling her boyfriend*

Levi :: *mildly terrified*

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” yuko’s grand arrival “

yuko ed the conversation

Yuko :: i already hate this chat

Beenie :: PFFT

Levi :: i hate me too uwu

Aimee :: but i’m in it yuko

Yuko :: okay aNd?

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” names “

Us :: *fancy aesthetics*

Us :: *fancy fonts/s*

Billy :: fIrElOrD

Levi :: it’s his roblox yo go add him

Billy :: bruh i’m getting disrespected on live camera

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” the not parting of yukee “

Yuko :: i’m breaking up with you

Alayna :: i saw that

Levi :: i also saw that

Aimee :: alayna says you just dumped me

Aimee :: i’m sad

Aimee :: can’t girlfriend apparently

Levi :: let’s have a moment of silence for aimee’s relationship

Yuko :: wow alayna what a fucking snitch

yuko has left the conversation

Levi :: *currently writing this* wait i missed this fuck

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” merch “

Choco :: *sends images of wood bracelets and bookshelf necklaces*

Choco :: WATTPAD MERCH

Mel :: smh

Choco :: everyone needs to see this uwu

Mel :: s m h

Levi :: *seventeen hours later* wait is this legit?

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” coin wars “

Levi :: I was about to smite whoever gave me 300 coins but i soon realised it was just from doing offerwall stuff

Aimee :: *gives 300 coins*

Levi :: AIMEE NOOOO

Aimee :: h a

Macey :: can i pay 30 coins to be smited?

Levi :: why are we- what why

Aimee :: s m i t e m e

Levi :: no

Aimee :: please?

Levi :: give me one good reason why

Aimee :: i said please

Levi :: nupe

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” smite deal “

Macey :: hey, aims

Macey :: i smite you, you smite me, deal?

Adrian :: no smite me please

Mel :: no, i’ll smite myself

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” the adventures of choco and the lost s and t “

Choco :: i mile everyone

Choco :: where tf is s

Mel :: and t

Choco :: *smile

Mel :: ha gotta get that t

Choco :: *smite

Choco :: *smiye

Levi :: you spelt it the second to last time why did you try again-

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