Game Theory Amino Newsletter, Volume 2, Issue 2 10-18-2018

Hello everyone, welcome back! It's been a busy week, and make sure you read till the end because we've got an exciting announcement!

Anyways, let's get started!

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Ayo valiant ! There’s,,,, a lot of you now, isn’t there? Ehhaha yay, no pressure,,,,! Erm,,, I’m gonna tell yinz all about the stuff going about’ in our favorite Game Theory Channel! YEAH. HECK YEAH. LET’S GO

It’s here. The bowsette theory that is sort of about bowsette but not really at all. Supercrown is op. Oh, and the intro is messed up again. Real subtle. REaaL SuBtLE. HUrT mY hEckINg EArs.

So there’s this thing where honey bee’s *INSERT BEE MEMES* have this cool thing called Royal Jelly. (Shoutout to yinz who know what Slime Rancher is. If you exist. Comment below. I’ll be watching ;>) This monarch jelly is how honey bees choose queens. Only the coolest of female worker bees are taken to cool rooms where they get the magical BECOME QUEEN juice,,, jelly. It’s jelly. Royal Jelly = Supercrown. Yinz should get it by now, the theory is that Super Mario Bro’s toadette is actually just the toads saying that Peach needs to step up her game, cause you ‘bout to get replaced bb. Matpat thinks that Nintendo is trying to get rid of o’ peach, which is honestly fine by me in exchange for bowsette. HAH. Bowsette jokes. Fun bee memes. Peach vs. the toadette they told you not to worry about. Let’s move on...

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*clicks: Google Docs*

*Playing: Habanera - Carmen*

”Dear Insomniac Games,”

YuP, IT’S AUSTIN FELLAs! Spider Man PS4! LET’S.

This is honestly a classic Austin. Seriously, 10/10. As always, Austin is very hap with this game. The entire time he’s explaining his process and it’s really just,, wonderful. I know a lot of yinz are into theory making, so this might actually be useful to you guys. Which is just,,, wow?? How are you so amazing Austin? Even Calem couldn’t resist copying your style!?? Hhaaaeh

Calem don’t come after me

Austin’s mission is Mr. Spider’s uppercut of doom, which is, of course, absolutely horrendous without even doing the math. Gravity, velocity, blah blah blah. Use fancy technology to grab before and after punchy punch then you do a bunchhhh of math that I’m too lazy to write about. The basics are: Spidey punch = you’re dead bud. Like,,,,, very dead. Then Austin shows off which, heckk you Austin stop giving me more to write about. But also, spidey webs are 100 times the speed of sound. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That’s it yinz! Watch the vid if you haven’t!

“Sincerely, Austin”

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Hit it cats!

Hello! We’re back with GTAN, and one theory, for some reason.

Matthew talks about how the symbiote Venom is the actual victim, because symbiotes are always on humans in the whatever universe this is, but they were made to kill space gods.

Time to backtrack into a parasite called toxoplasmosis gondii, which I’ll just call parasites. These parasites thrive on the connection between rats, cats, and water, but since humans live with cats, they’ll sometimes get infected too, which can cause mental disorders. Hooray.

Matthew links the hallucinations from schizophrenia with the Venom/Ed thing, which isn’t too relevant, but hey more facts.

Back to symbiotes, since they aren’t meant to be infecting humans the results can be weird, like when a symbiote infects Spider-Man and the symbiote becomes good.

From there we can infer that the human changes the symbiote, and how the symbiote infecting Ed is actually being made evil because of Ed, which makes Venom (I’m guessing that’s just the name of the symbiote) the victim.

You're late.

Hey guys! Yeah, it's me again, Sofa.

Funfact: I love GtLive, but I never catch it live. I really love getting to watch Mat and Steph in a less scripted setting, and there's always such a fun playful vibe.

Which is why I'm here to tell you about the.... Vine Livestream!

Funfact #2: These kinds of reaction/challenge streams tend to be my least favorite

This one was actually really fun though! They reacted to vines, (duh) but the videos they chose were all either good, or so bad it's good that it was fun to watch along. There was also some fun talk about why comedy works the way it does.

Anyways. On to the important stream of the day.

The "What We Never Told You" Livestream. Yes it's two weeks old. Yes, you've probably already seen it. But let me just say.

It was wonderful.

Listening to Mat and Steph list weird confessions is so interesting and entertaining. Let's list a few of the things we learned

:black_small_square: Steph was the kid who tried to convince other's Santa wasn't real. Starting around age 3

:black_small_square: Mat still half believes in the Tooth Fairy

:black_small_square: Steph had a fake boyfriend when she was 12

:black_small_square: Mat pretended to die when he was in kindergarten for attention

And that's just the tip of the iceberg. The best part of the stream was, however, undeniably the end.

Steph left, and Mat decided to take the time to make a serious confession, where he talked about how Steph pushes him to be a better person and to work harder.

Naturally, he timed it so that Steph heard the whole things, and was disgustingly cute.

Anyways, that's all I got for you! Byeeee

Wrap us up Calem!

HI!

IT'S ME!

CALEM!!!!1!1!!1!!!

And it looks like I'm doing the Amino part of the Game Theorists Amino Newsletter today!

Doing the Amino feels so awkward

First off, this is popular I guess

http://aminoapps.vertvonline.info/p/px5h0v

This is pretty nice, but now I want to see a male Steph. Can we do that?

Second off, have that Theorist Life challenge I should REALLY do myself sometime.

Seriously, I've been here a year and I haven't done this.

Appreciate this longstanding relic: http://aminoapps.vertvonline.info/p/5lygzn

PSA: Since Eedie hasn't been here, we are preparing to hire another writer in her place. A post will go up explaining further details.

Also, we plan to use the mascot starting next issue.

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That's all we've got for you right now, and as Calem mentioned, we will be opening applications within the next few days! We are only looking for one new writer currently, but keep your eyes out for the post!

~ The Gtan Team