Guide to self awareness '-'

                 How to survive an apocalypse:

                 my chosen one being CLIMATE CHANGE.

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i.

Stop being an asshole. Yes, once you stop being an eccentric human and start thinking even a little about all the beautiful and mesmerizing nature you are destructing every single day, you might realize that in your race to come first you are just drowning more in the same position and not moving forward.

ii.

Adopt pets. Yes, adopt a beautiful puppy or a senior dog, or maybe a cat or two. Oh! You could always foster(and foster fail). Get a pet that will become the missing piece of your puzzled life and fall in love with that pet. Then imagine if the earth suddenly changes to a certain temperature that causes the death of your beloved pet. Feel the pain and it. Imagine all the animals that are dying or have already died due to our selfishness. the pain and heartache and you'll be on the way to survival.

Effect on atmosphere:: Global warming reduces the capacity of the oceans to absorb oxygen.

iii.

Write the words | c o r o n a | on your nearest wall. Maybe then you would what a pandemic means. You could always look up the definition of an epidemic(trust me plants and sun don't make fun of illiteracy, although I guess they would feel pity for our pathetic selves). The one that will spread if you don't come to your senses sooner or later and the temperatures keep rising. Even though a mask is sufficient for now(and I hope you wear it, otherwise why are you even reading this? Corona will get to you before an apocalypse. Go wear your mask) you never know you might end up needing an oxygen one in the future.

Effect on diseases:: Rising temperatures increase the risk of an epidemic or pandemic.

iv.

Prepare yourself mentally to starve. You might even practise staying on an empty stomach. If the climate continues to change soon you'll be left with nothing to eat, because dear, you ate all the crops. They were eaten by your greed and the hopeless development humans were so enthusiased about. All the grains begged you once but of course, how could you hear their pleas when you were dancing to your ball music?

Effect on food:: climate change could lead to a global decline in food availability which could therefore lead to severe impacts on public health.

v.

Prepare a set of wings (might use your best shot of material here, otherwise you might fall and get a scratch on your bones which would be... Apocalyptic). Also, you might want to prepare a magic wand too just in case you need an emergency boat. You know, you could fly away or get washed off like a piece of cloth very soon. And I am assuming you possess magic otherwise you won't be acting like a spoilt reckless rascal and actually doing something to save the only place where you can actually breathe.

Effect on disasters:: Climate change increases the frequency and intensity of extreme weather events including droughts, storms and flooding.

P.S :: this is only written for the purpose of ing some awareness and it is meant to be sarcastic.