I have waited for this moment for a long time. In alien, 5 days is actually the equivalent of 525,600 minutes so it’s been a long time. And I must confess.
I’m sure it’s a total shock to all of you to discover I was the alien infiltrator. That was a tremendous burden to keep. Georgi is one of us, But is allergic to plastic so obviously that was a BIG secret and perfect decoy.
Huge Thanks to the Agents who reached out to me. It’s getting closer to April 13, which is a very, very sad day for me, and having a book deadline and then mild panic about my website is overwhelming. Living with mental illness is exhausting, so this cheered me up.
Back to the grind, I suppose...



Comments (2)
I am shocked. This was the perfect disguise. And we fed you some of our agents. Where did they go? The agency bows before your perfect double mission. Thank you for being one of us.
I know, I know. It must be shocking. They have already been reincarnated as multiple Audrey 2s (I was so hungry...)