Improved Crakheds - Episode 3

tw :: swearing, offensive comments / behaviour, slight lewdity, aimee's noodles, and lots of gay

honestly, i don't have an elaborate speech or intro planned... don't know what happened? well, it's going to be the first section of the episode. keep scrolling!

note ::

we are only creating the series

for fun as well as a... kind of

keepsake thing as well as to

share what... strange... things

we talk about with one another.

it's a way to show that, hey! we

are real creatures with real

emotions!.... well maybe not

me hehe ... UwU

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uh hello team amino.

**guest starring alpha**

team amino :: *casually scrolling through wattpad amino*

levi :: *releases episode 2*

team amino :: *stumbles across it*

levi :: *goes offline*

team amino :: now THIS! this is quality content here!

team amino :: i just- this post MUST be shared with everyone!!

team amino :: *broadcasts it*

** later in the day **

levi :: who the fuck broadcasted this rubbish

beenie :: team amino

adrian :: team amino

alpha :: team amino

mel :: hi i work at team amino you're welcome

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carbs baby

levi :: listen. we are the superior bread.

levi :: .......

levi :: .......that's going in episode 3

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ax collection time!

mel :: it's time to claim your taxes back

macey :: yes! give me all of your money! hahaha!

levi :: i gotta save my monz so Aimee doesn't have to spend as much

mel :: i t ' s  t i m e  t o  c l a i m  y o u r  t a x e s  b a c k

mel :: i t s

mel :: t i m e

macey :: to suffer

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gay boi

levi :: guy si can actually say i'm gay again

beenie :: gayng

levi :: yup

mel :: that's gay

beenie :: pretty gay

mel :: woah i hate gays

levi :: ....but you're gay-

mel :: oh wait, i just hate myself

beenie :: anioop

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how to make an entrance

levi :: hi it's me your favourite whore

aimee :: hi i'm aimee

levi :: *dramatic hair flip*

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the similarities between skeletal and smooth muscle

aimee :: their both muscle

aimee :: both start with s

aimee :: both are likely found in a living organism

macey :: thought that said orgasm um...

levi :: pfffft

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who is god?

**guest starring gay**

mel :: macey is god

gay :: god id danny devito

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the adventures of gay and mel

**guest starring gay again**

gay :: hi

mel :: gay

gay :: mel

mel :: gay

gay :: mel

mel :: gay!!!

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soup

adrian :: i'm done eating my soup

adrian :: now i uwu and sleep

mel :: SOUP

adrian :: *ponders life*

adrian :: FUCK I HAVE A TON OF WORK DUE TOMORROW

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life for sale!

mel :: imagine liking caffeine

adrian :: energy drinks be my.life daughter

* my.life leads to a website*

adrian :: my life is for sale?

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Rimeo and Juan

**guest starring mel's lack of motivation to do homework*

mel :: aimee is literally doing my rimeo and juan questions rn

adrian :: RIMEO AND JUAN

adrian :: GAY

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adrian and the soup pt. 2

**it is currently midnight**

adrian :: soup

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what a puppy needs

aimee :: just give him treats and pet him

aimee :: puppers love treats

adrian :: i don't have treats

mel :: let the dog eat you

aimee :: *chokes on pepsi*

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who would you die for?

mel :: you r so fucking amazing that i would die for u dad

mel :: like i would die for me too but still

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wat is a rinnie

levi :: rinnie can i ask you something?

aimee :: wtf is a rinnie

levi :: adrian is a rinnie

aimee :: why

levi :: because. i can

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what are mouths for?

aimee :: i don't like conversationning

levi :: what's conversing

levi :: what's a conversation?

everyone :: ....

levi :: are you saying i can use my mouth for thinks that aren't eating and drinking?

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adrian.exe has stopped working

adrian :: OH FUCK

adrian :: ITS MONDAY

adrian :: OH NON

adrian :: my brain

adrian :: no worm

adrian :: ....

adrian :: wot

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fambinos

aimee :: did their chat get broadcasted?

adrian :: i have no bad vibes rn fambinos

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that's all for right now folks! the fourth episode will be ed... probably tomorrow. i've already got some of it written out and screenshots for more qUaLiTy CoNtEnT for team amino. they must be bored or something lmao.