Improved Crakheds :tm: - Episode 2

tw :: possibly some offensive stuff, probably some lewdity, tbh this chat is confusing what are we XD

welcome welcome one and all to the HIGHLY REQUESTED second episode of improved crakheds :tm: ! ...i suppose all there is to it is to get back into the action. now, where did we leave off?

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because lack of spelling makes us superior ::

macey :: our stupidity derives from our minds

aimee :: exactly

aimee :: wait.

aimee :: did you just call me stupid you ho?

macey :: we're all stupid love

aimee :: im not

aimee :: i'm an ididot

levi :: we have no idiots here

aimee :: not idiot

aimee :: it's ididot

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everyone loves levi's stickers ::

beenie :: *sends sticker*

levi :: y u steel my stiks

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exposure time ::

aimee :: i was going to expose you

levi :: expose me bitch i dare

levi :: *realises something*

levi :: wait what would you expose me with?

levi :: i expose myself hoe

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order in the court ::

aimee :: all rise

levi :: *quickly types everything*

beenie :: your honour, all i wanted to do was pet the precious dog

macey :: hmm...alright i suppose that's not too bad of a crime

levi :: *frantically documents*

adrian :: but your honour, she didn't even ask permission!

beenie :: OBJECTION!

macey :: OVERRULED!

aimee :: on what grounds?

macey :: that levi has already written the entire court hearing without us knowing the events.

beenie :: wait so what's my sentencing?

levi :: you're gay *smiles*

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mel is illiterate ::

beenie :: levi can we see the episode so far?

levi :: *sends blurry ass picture*

mel :: i can't read

macey :: what's up, i'm mel, i'm six, and i never fucking learned how to read

aimee :: oop

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...so apparently levi is gay ::

levi :: where is my lover?

mel :: wait a moment-

levi :: wat?

mel :: u said u leek bois UwU

levi :: exactly ;)

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who do you blame? sir levi! ::

adrian :: if i get in trouble, i'm suing levi

levi :: ....why me? i'm literally an innocent angel!

aimee :: i thought you were satan bruh

levi :: no comment

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noods ::

levi :: DONT SEND NOODS

adrian :: mkay mkay i don't have any noods

aimee :: i don't take noods, they're yucky

macey :: that's not what you said on the 16th

aimee :: .....

macey :: yup ;)

mel :: *completely unannounced* can i send my palm if that's not too far

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noodles from dear adrian  ::

adrian :: I'LL GIVE YOU NOODLES HANG ON

mel :: oki uwu

macey :: YES

adrian :: *sends google search of noodles*

macey :: FUCK YEAH THAT'S THE STUFF

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crakheds reject adrian's sexuality ::

mel :: imagine beign sure of your sexuality

aimee :: image that

adrian :: i am sure of my sexuality :0

mel :: imagine being straight

adrian :: it's called being

adrian :: a s e x u a l

levi :: it's called straight with a few extra steps

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bye bye iced capp ::

aimee :: NO MY ICED CAP STARTED TO MELT CAUSE I FORGOT

everyone :: *ignores and talks about adrian's age*

aimee :: fuk u

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adrian is five :::

macey :: adrian is 5

mel :: yes.

adrian :: YES I AM CHILD

mel :: i am 6

adrian :: i'm 16

mel :: liar.

mel :: ur 5

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troubles in paradise ::

aimee :: why did i marry that idiot?

macey :: bc i'm god

macey :: i was very hot in my prime days in wa

mel :: it's still ur prime days >;(

macey :: now i'm old and rusty and nobody loves me

aimee :: bich

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posting on pc is a problem ::

levi :: y'all it's done

macey :: i wanna read it

levi :: *fingers crossed it doesn't fuck itself over* *posts*

levi :: yay :3

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fighting over levi the great ::

macey :: i'm already your biggest fan

aimee :: no me

macey :: i was first though

levi :: why-

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font problems ::

adrian :: i CaNt sEe ThE fOnTs

levi :: ITS LITERALLY THE FONT OF YOUR NAME

adrian :: I CAN'T SEE MY NAME *sends picture of profile*

macey :: bruh. why would you do that?

aimee :: really tho. why would you do that?

adrian :: hehe

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hi we're assassins now  ::

aimee :: can we smite?

mel :: / kill everyone uwu?

adrian :: kill me uwu

macey :: no

mel :: /me too

aimee :: /kill me

beenie :: no

levi :: it costs too much money to kill each other

everyone :: ....

adrian :: i'll pay :D

levi :: fuk dis shit i out

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don't look over your shoulder ::

mel :: hey dad

adrian :: what?

mel :: don't look over your shoulder

adrian :: fuck i looked over my shoulder

mel :: dad... what have you done!

adrian :: I WANT CUDDLES-

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adrian is a top. prove me otherwise

adrian :: FIGHT ME.

beenie :: I WILL.

adrian :: MAYBE THAT'LL PROVE I AM TOP >:(

mel :: i love physical violence.

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when levi trying to make episode 2  ::

levi :: oh my god. i scrolled up

levi :: and there was

levi :: fucking

levi :: 100

levi :: messages

beenie :: LMAO

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sending length ::

levi :: hey hoes is this long enough

adrian :: ConTeXt

beenie :: guys can you sprain toes

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thank you for ing us on this...

interesting adventure to say the

least XD. these messages don't

do these events justice. noodles.

a whole ten - twenty minute

conversation on NOODLESS?!!

i'll do my best to post these daily,

but this chat be A. C. T. I. V. E.

...though i have yet to mute it lol

anywho! this is levi g off!

#crackheadwar

#butjustforfunokay

#quarantinetingz