Why you should vote for R’hllor

Hello it’s me Joffrey with a post on the simple fact that you should vote for the lord of light, I’ll tell you about the pros of the religion of R’hllor.

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Pros

glimpses into the future: A pro of the religion of R’hllor is sometimes his faithful are allowed to glimpse into the future, now Idk about you but to me that’s wonderful you can avoid death avoid embarrassment or change something that could help the world and influence future events in your favor.

Resurrection: if you serve the lord of light greatly he may bring you back to life, for he believes your time is not yet done, essentially if you serve R’hllor good enough you may come back.

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“It was not me who raised him my lady. It was the lord. R’hllor is not done with him yet. Life is warmth, and warmth is fire, and fire is gods and gods alone.”

Shadow babies: someone giving you a hard time? Someone talking mad shit about your gaming skills? Someone take your hot wheels toy? Well you have to stand for it no longer! With this new invention called Shadow assassins or as I like to call them shadow babies! It’s simple go to your local priestess and knock her up afterwords wait a bit and hooray your enemy has been gutted!

Happy followers

Still not sold on the lord of light? Just listen to some happy people who found god.

“You know at first I was a bit skeptical but then the red priestess got my brother Renly killed, I mean I just can’t argue with the results”

                                               - Stannis Baratheon

“Hailing the lord of light is great, barbecues every single night for all followers, where did I get the meat? I’ll never tell”

                                                     -Melisandre

“he’s real, no seriously he’s real I’ve been brought back from the dead multiple times, this R’hllor guy is no joke”

                                                                    -Beric

So what’s it like working for R’hllor?

“Oh it’s fantastic he’s a great mentor, with his might and my wits any threat to Westros will be destroyed”

                                                            -Azor Ahai

Conclusion

That’s all throners, I hope you make the right vote, oh before I go this is my entry into the #GotFaith challenge.

#GotFaithRhllor