Sonic quickly ran out of the forest to see Ray fighting against two Caterkillers. He kicked one of the Caterkillers so hard that it flew out of the earths rotation and hit the moon. Sonic impressively went over to him.
“Ay Ray, Long time no-“ He was about to say when he suddenly stubbed his toe on a rock and evaporrated into dust.
[These were the last written words of the author behind Sonic And The First Great Adventure, Gary Farnet, who not long after writing these words tragically slipped on a hotdog bun and fell out the nearest window.
Very Sad…
We will now scale into another universe where things went a lot better. Where the author decided to name their book something snappier like…
“Sonic and the South Island Incident”]
April Fools?
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