Rebooking Every WWE PPV Part 32

Warning: From this point on in the booking, I will be covering matches that include Chris Benoit. I will be speaking about him as a wrestler in each show going forward and I must encourage you to avoid mentioned the situation that took place outside of wrestling. Thank you.

Royal Rumble 2003 - Fleet Center, Boston, Massachusetts

Matt Hardy def. Jamie Noble(c) and Tajiri to win the Cruiserweight Championship

Victoria(c) def. Jacqueline to retain the Women's Championship

Kurt Angle(c) def. Chris Benoit to retain the WWE Championship

Chris Benoit beats The Big Show thanks to Brock Lesnar to earn this opportunity for the WWE Championship. Benoit says that if there's anyone he'd love to beat to win the WWE Championship, it's Kurt Angle after being forced to team with him despite thinking he's nothing but a parasite. Angle says that he knows Benoit better than anyone, has his number, and is going to break his freaking ankle. Kurt Angle retains the WWE Championship in a 30 minute classic. Benoit puts in an unbelievable effort to the point the crowd show their appreciation and give The Rabid Wolverine a standing ovation.

Triple H(c) def. RVD to retain the World Heavyweight Championship

After saying he's finished with Shawn Michaels which Eric Bischoff agrees that Michaels won't be getting another shot at Triple H for now, RVD wins a number one contenders match against Chris Jericho and Christian to earn this opportunity. Van Dam says that Triple H is a power hunger idiot who kisses higher ups asses to hold guys like him back. Van Dam promises that no matter how much Triple H does that, that'll no longer be the case when he leaves the Royal Rumble as the Intercontinental and World Heavyweight Champion. Triple H says that RVD is nothing but hype and he wants revenge after he injured his throat at Survivor Series. Triple H retains the championship after Flair smashes RVD over the head with brass knuckles when the ref isn't looking.

Brock Lesnar(29) wins by last eliminating The Undertaker(30)

The Final Four are Brock Lesnar, The Undertaker, Batista and Hulk Hogan. The Undertaker returns at 30, and eliminates The Big Show who put him out of action. Hulk Hogan also returns at 24 in this match. The same angle with Chris Jericho and Shawn Michaels happens here.

It's announced that Stone Cold Steve Austin will be returning at No Way Out. The Rock returns on the SmackDown after the Royal Rumble with a new personality. He turns heel, Hollywood Rock is born.

No Way Out 2003 - Bell Centre, Montreal, Quebec, Canada

Team Angle def. Los Guerreros(c) to win the WWE Tag Team Championships

The Undertaker def. A-Train

After this match, The Big Show attacks The Undertaker, leaves him in a bloody mess and tells him that his streak will die at Wrestlemania

Matt Hardy(c) def. Billy Kidman to retain the Cruiserweight Championship

Brock Lesnar def. Chris Benoit

After the Royal Rumble, Chris Benoit challenges Brock Lesnar to put his main event for the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania on the line so he can get his hands on Kurt Angle. The Next Big Thing accepts to prove even more that he deserves this spot and promises that no one is taking his destiny off him. Brock Lesnar wins a 20 minute back and forth encounter. After the match, he's attacked by Team Angle but Chris Benoit helps him fight them off.

Stone Cold Steve Austin def. Eric Bischoff

Same build, same return and same squash. Austin beats the hell out of Bischoff and drinks cans of beer. Although someone comes through the crowd and stands behind him, someone familiar with Austin. The Rock! The Rock delivers a Rock Bottom to Austin and the message is clear.

Number One Contenders Match: Booker T def. RVD and Kane

All three men make a claim to challenge for the World Heavyweight Championship after Brock Lesnar announces that he’s going after the WWE Championship. As a result, Eric Bischoff books this match and announces that whoever wins will challenges Triple H for the World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania 19. Booker T pins Kane to win this match and punch his ticket to The Showcase of Immortals. Triple H comes down after the match, stares down Booker T and holds up the World Championship as No Way Out draws to a close

RVD drops the Intercontinental Championship on the RAW after No Way Out to Christian thanks to the Dudley Boyz

Wrestlemania XIX - Safeco Field, Seattle, Washington

Rey Mysterio def. Matt Hardy(c) to win the Cruiserweight Championship

Rey Mysterio wins the Cruiserweight Championship at his first Wrestlemania to start the show off on a high.

RVD and Kane def. The Dudley Boyz(c) to win the World Tag Team Championships

Christian(c) def. Goldust to retain the Intercontinental Championship

Trish Stratus def. Victoria(c) and Jazz to win the Women's Championship

Shawn Michaels def. Chris Jericho

Same build, same match and same outcome with Shawn Michaels winning via a roll up. We also get same aftermath with Jericho looking like he’s embracing Shawn Michaels only to deliver a low blow to The Showstopper to a chorus of boos.

Team Angle(c) def. Los Guerreros and Chris Benoit and Rhyno to retain the WWE Tag Team Championships

Street Fight: Hulk Hogan def. Vince McMahon

Same build up and same match. Hogan kicks McMahon’s ass

The Undertaker def. The Big Show

After No Way Out, The Undertaker accepts The Big Show’s challenge. Taker says that he hasn’t forgotten about the fact that Big Show cost him 3 months of his career to the point he had to surrender the WWE Championship and promises that Big Show will pay. Big Show tells Taker that he’s dumber than he thought by accepting his challenge and promises to not only injure Undertaker for longer than he did the last time, he promises his WrestleMania streak will die. The Undertaker wins this match after delivering a Chokeslam to The Big Show to go 11-0 at WrestleMania!

Booker T def. Triple H(c) to win the World Heavyweight Championship

The build up to this match isn’t racist in the slightest but Triple H does bring up Booker T’s criminal past and says a criminal like him isn’t worthy of facing him for the World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania. Booker T owns up to his past mistakes, says that he won’t let his past define the person he is now and at WrestleMania, he’ll show the whole world and Triple H that he’s got what it takes to be a major player in the WWE. In a highly emotional match, Booker T beats Triple H to win the World Heavyweight Championship

The Rock def. Stone Cold Steve Austin

After No Way Out, The Rock explains his actions. He says that bald headed, beer-drinking son of a bitch Stone Cold Steve Austin is a challenge he’s never overcome and that makes him feel sick. Rock goes on to say that the two WrestleMania losses in particular at 15 and 17 still haunt him to this day and he wants 1 more shot at redemption. Austin accepts The Rock’s challenge and says that he’s going to beat the holy hell out of that dumb movie star bastard, open a can of whoop ass and like the two WrestleMania matches they’ve had, it’ll be the same outcome, him coming out on top. The Rock finally overcomes his demon in this match and beats Austin clean after hitting The Rattlesnake with three Rock Bottom’s. This is Austin’s last match ever in the WWE

Brock Lesnar def. Kurt Angle(c) to win the WWE Championship

Brock Lesnar says that this is the moment he’s been waiting for. The main event of WrestleMania to show The Next Big Thing tag is not just hype but it’s an absolute fact. Lesnar tells Angle that his days are numbered and the young gun is going leave WrestleMania with the WWE Championship. Angle says that he won an Olympic Gold Medal with a broken freakin’ neck which was a bigger challenge than what Lesnar who’s still a dumb rookie in his eyes will everbe. There’s no botched Shooting Star Press from Lesnar to where he almost broke his fucking neck. Lesnar wins his first WWE Championship after hitting Angle with two F-5’s. WrestleMania draws to a close with the Next Big Thing showing he’s well and truly arrived after an unbelievable year

Backlash 2003 - Worcester Centrum, Worcester, Massachusetts

RVD and Kane(c) def. Lance Storm and William Regal to retain the World Tag Team Championships

Trish Stratus(c) def. Victoria to retain the Women's Championship

2/3 Falls Chris Benoit and Eddie Guerrero def. Team Angle(c) to win the WWE Tag Team Championships

After WrestleMania, the former Radicalz partner up and reunite. Benoit & Guerrero win 2-1 to win the tag team titles.

Chris Jericho def. Shawn Michaels

Outraged at what happened at WrestleMania, Shawn Michaels wants revenge on Y2J. Jericho is happy that’s the case because it means he gets another chance to beat The Showstopper. Jericho says that Shawn Michaels is a parasite and he’s proud of the beating he gave him after their match at WrestleMania. Michaels says Jericho is a talented wrestler but he’s no Shawn Michaels and he’s going to kick his teeth down his throat at Backlash. Jericho wins after Christian helps him and the two form an alliance

Goldberg def. The Rock

The same return that happened in real life still occurs as Goldberg targets The Rock, Spears him and hits him with a Jackhammer after The Great One runs his mouth about how he’s just another bald headed asswipe like Stone Cold Steve Austin. The Rock says that Goldberg being away for a year with his head tucked between his legs and straight up his candy ass is because he couldn’t accept losing one match. He says Goldberg will lose to him too and no doubt take his ball, go home and cry like a little bitch while The Rock continues to electrify the millions! Goldberg claims The Rock’s next because he’s a spoilt little brat who needs taught a lesson. Goldberg wins clean after delivering a Jackhammer to The Rock

Brock Lesnar(c) def. The Big Show to retain the WWE Championship

With Kurt Angle out of the picture, The Big Show interrupts Brock Lesnar on the SmackDown after WrestleMania and tells him that his title reign will be short lived since he’ll be getting the rematch he never got after Armageddon. The Undertaker interrupts and says The Big Show is behind him in the pecking order seeing as not only did he beat him at WrestleMania but he wants a rematch for the championship that he never lost! Stephanie McMahon thinks both men have a valid point so announces there will be a Triple Threat match for the WWE Championship at Backlash. Brock Lesnar retains the title after delivering an F-5 to The Big Show.

Booker T(c) def. Triple H to retain the World Heavyweight Championship

After WrestleMania, Triple H immediately invokes his rematch clause for the World Heavyweight Championship and promises to show that Booker T’s win at WrestleMania was 100% a fluke. Booker T isn’t happy The Game’s comments and promises to make him eat his words at Backlash. During this match, Flair tries to screw over Booker T but Goldust comes down to even the odds. Triple H attempts to hit Booker with a Pedigree but Booker T counters, kicks him in the gut, hits him with the scissors kick and pins Triple H to retain the World Heavyweight Championship