We have reached the ELTD finale. Kinda embarassing that I've had 2 regular season races from the same season in consecutive ELTD's, and that this two two and a half weeks, but THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT!

Let's see is Alan Mooch can hang on the win the Epic THICC League Day Challenge Championship?
Question 1- Which Tanor Campos Racing driver will finish higher? (NASRS)
The correct answer was Zack Stern. 5 people out of 13 got this right. Damn y'all have no faith in me. This question was all-or-nothing.
Points for Q1:
HACK: 100 points
Zack: 100 points
James: 100 points
Dylan J: 100 points
Caden: 100 points
Question 2- Where will Quinn Jager finish? (NASRS)
Nobody saw him winning the race, which he did. I swear I did not know this going in. Ten points were lost for every position away from 1st the guess was.
Points:
Dylan J: 60 points
Alan: 60 points
Evan: 40 points
KR: 10 points
Carter: 10 points
HACK: 5 points (Technically, you were correct, but you lost points because your answer was too vague. I was looking for a specific position, not a range)
Question 3- How many cautions will take place? (NARBCOTS)
Caden correctly guessed 0. You lost 20 points for every 1 value you were off.
Points:
Caden: 100 points
Alan: 80 points
Ethan O: 60 points
Tanor: 40 points
Zack: 40 points
James: 40 points
Patrick: 20 points
Question 4- What will the margin of victory be? (NARBCOTS)
The correct answer was 0.09 seconds. Although no one was on the money, I allowed a tolerance of a tenth of a second either way for full points. Tanor and Alan guessed within this margin of error and received 100 points. You lost 10 points for every full tenth of a second you were off.
Points:
Tanor: 100 points
Alan: 100 points
Carter: 90 points
Ethan O: 90 points
HACK: 80 points
James: 60 points
Evan: 60 points
Dylan J.: 60 points
Zack: 50 points
KR: 20 points
Question 5- Who will be the points leader after Portland? (ADPS)
The correct answer was Nate Wines. 5 people (including series owner Alan Mooch, interestingly) got this correct. You lost 20 points for every points position back from the lead your pick was. Everyone scored over 60 points
Points:
Carter: 100 points
HACK: 100 points
Zack: 100 points
Alan: 100 points
Caden: 100 points
KR: 80 points
James: 80 points
Kylee: 80 points
Dylan J: 80 points
Tanor: 60 points
Ethan O.: 60 points
Evan: 60 points
Patrick: 60 points
Question 6- How many lead changes will the race feature? (ADPS)
The correct answer was, coincidentally, 6. I swear none of this was planned. 3 people, INCLUDING SERIES OWNER ALAN MOOCH, got this right. Damn bro, you got the whole squad laughing. Anyway, you lost 20 points for every lead change you were off.
Points:
Tanor: 100 points
Evan: 100 points
Alan: 100 points
James: 80 points
Kylee: 80 points
Zack: 60 points
HACK: 40 points
Carter: 20 points
Dylan J.: 20 points
Question 7- Who will lead the most laps? (ARX)
The correct answer was Dylan Jones, the series owner. 3 people got this right, including Dylan Jones, the series owner. Am I implying anything? Nope, not at all. This was 100 points for picking Dylan, and 50 for picking any other lap leader because I didn't have the time or motivation to rank them.
Points:
Tanor: 100 points
Alan: 100 points
Dylan J.: 100 points
KR: 50 points
James: 50 points
Evan: 50 points
Patrick: 50 points
Ethan O.: 25 points (Your answer was "Justin" which could've been Justin Ricci, who did lead laps, or Justin Newman, who did not)
Question 8: Who will win the race? (ARX)
The correct answer was Dylan Jones, the series owner. 3 people got this right, including Dylan Jones, the series owner. Am I implying anything? Nope, still not implying anything. You got points for your pick finishing inside the top ten (100, 90, 80...)
Points:
Dylan J.: 100 points
KR: 80 points
James: 80 points
Evan: 80 points
Caden: 80 points
Ethan O.: 10 points
Question 9: What team will score the most points? (NAFGNS)
Because of the unusual format the race was under, we used F1 style points to determine this. The correct answer was race-winning Cyberstorm Racing. Answering Cyberstorm was 100 points, Marinelli Racing Enterprises 67, BRINC 33, and Fireball Motorsports 0
Points:
Carter: 100 points
Ethan O.: 67 points
Zack: 67 points
Alan: 67 points
Dylan J.: 67 points
Patrick: 67 points
HACK: 33 points
Kylee: 33 points
Caden: 33 points
Question 10: In what range of positions will Sidney Allen finish? (NAFGNS)
Well, um, you see, um, Sid didn't race. We all know he would've won if he did. However, I can't really do anything here, so we'll just give everyone 100 participation points.
Carter: 100 points
HACK: 100 points
Zack: 100 points
Alan: 100 points
Caden: 100 points
KR: 100 points
James: 100 points
Kylee: 100 points
Dylan J: 100 points
Tanor: 100 points
Ethan O.: 100 points
Evan: 100 points
Patrick: 100 points
Question 11: How many DNFs will occur? (NARR)
We based the Ragefest competition questions on the heat race. The race saw 7 DNFs, even though the only reason Brandon didn't DNF was magical legendariness. 20 points were deducted for every DNF you were off. Side note, Carter did NOT get this question right. Was that intentional? Given that his answer was 269, yes it was.
Points:
James: 100 points
Evan: 100 points
Kylee: 100 points
Caden: 100 points
Tanor: 80 points
KR: 80 points
Zack: 80 points
Patrick: 80 points
Ethan O.: 60 points
Alan: 60 points
Dylan J.: 60 points
HACK: 40 points
Question 12: Who will appear first? (NARR)
Did you think the answer was Master Hand? Of the listed characters, he appeared first. Well guess what? FUCK YOU! Because Roger Goodell, Kevin and Delana Harvick all appeared before those three, the answer was actually "Some random new character, idfk"! Congratulations HACK and Caden, only you got this right!
Points:
HACK: 100 points
Caden: 100 points
Tanor: 67 points
Evan: 67 points
Alan: 67 points
Patrick: 67 points
Dylan J.: 33 points
Question 13: Which team will score the most points? (NABART)
Because the series is RIGGED, the answer was Fireball Motorsports. Seriously, nothing ever goes wrong for that team, what the fuck? Anyways, we #appreciateCaden so much that we gave him 100 points for this question because once again the series owner, along with 5 others, got the answer right
Points:
HACK: 100 points
Tanor: 100 points
Ethan O.: 100 points
Evan: 100 points
Dylan J.: 100 points
Caden: 100 points
James: 67 points
KR: 33 points
Zack: 33 points
Alan: 33 points
Kylee: 33 points
Patrick: 33 points
Question 14: Which of the Open drivers will finish highest? (NABART)
The correct answer was Don Faulconer, who drove the TAO Racing Chevy to a 4th-place finish. You lost 10 points for every position your pick finished behind Don. Only Zack got this right, mostly out of blind bias for his own team driver.
Points:
Zack: 100 points
Ethan O.: 90 points
Kylee: 90 points
Caden: 90 points
James: 80 points
Dylan J.: 80 points
Patrick: 80 points
HACK: 20 points
Tanor: 20 points
KR: 20 points
Evan: 20 points
Alan: 20 points
Carter: 10 points
Question 15: How many stage points will Cyberstorm Racing score (MLNCS)
The correct answer was 19, all of which came from Ethan Farley. You lost 10 points for every point you were off. Did Zack Stern, series owner get this? Well, he said 69. Nice.
Points:
James: 100 points
Patrick: 90 points
Carter: 50 points
Kylee: 50 points
Tanor: 30 points
Question 16: What will be the winning manufacturer? (MLNCS)
The correct answer was Ford. If you picked Toyota, like Caden and Zack did, you stoopid. 100 points for Ford, 67 for Chevy, 33 for Dodge
Points:
James: 100 points
Evan: 100 points
Alan: 100 points
HACK: 67 points
Ethan O.: 67 points
Kylee: 67 points
Dylan J.: 67 points
Patrick: 67 points
Carter: 33 points
Tanor: 33 points
KR: 33 points
Final Points for Challenge 6:
Yeah this wasn't close. Congrats Caden, you ran away with this.

But was it enough to catch Alan and win the Challenge Championship?
Before we do that, let's take a look at your Race Championship!
Over 8 races, a total of 72 driver competed in Epic THICC League Day, a record. 7 different drivers scored wins, with Alex Moreal leading the charge with 2 of them. He's the second driver to ever win multiple Epic THICC League Day races, after Becka Fontaine did so in the 2019 edition.
Here's the top 20 drivers:

Congratulations Evan Taddy on being the 2021 Epic THICC League Day Champion! This I belive is the closest margin of victory in ELTD Race Championship history. This was quite a day.
Winners-
NASRS- Quinn Jager

NARBCOTS- Ethan Farley

ADPS- Ethan O'Connor

ARX- Dylan Jones

NAFGNS- Alex Moreal

NARR- Evan Taddy

NABART- Alex Moreal

MLNCS- JD F'n Bregler

And now, the Challenge Championship Belongs to....
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ALAN MOOCH!
Caden's monster final challenge was not enough to upset Alan Mooch, and Alan is the Epic THICC League Day Challenge Champion!

Wait, why do I hear boss music?
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SURPRISE ATTACK! WHY HESITATE?!!?
DAMAGE DONE
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There's a twist. As it turns out... These standings were the RACE FOR THE POLES FOR MLNCS NASHVILLE AND WATKINS GLEN!

Congratulations Alan Mooch, you are the pole sitter for Nashville Superspeedway, and Evan Taddy, you are the pole sitter for Watkins Glen!
Thank you again to everyone who partook in Epic THICC League Day, and here's to a dope 2022!
Comments (6)
FUCK YEAH
I think I only did only post and got 16th lol
LOL P7 LETS GO
POLE POSITION! WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO! :smile: :smiley: :smile:
I guess #8 is my lucky number now
8 is a GOATed number