Heathens by tøp parody

Parody; "All my friends are gay, Take it slow. Wait for them to ask your sexuality. Please don't make any homophobic jokes. That's rude asf so gtfo. Welcome to the closet of people who haven't come out just quite yet. Just because we're gay doesn't mean we have feelings too. You'll never know the lesbian sitting next to you, You'll never know the homo sitting next to you, You'll think "How'd I end up sitting next to you," But after all I've said, Please dont forget. All my friends are gay, Take it slow. Wait for them to ask your sexuality. Please don't make any homophobic jokes. That's rude asf so gtfo. We don't deal with homophobes very well, They say newcomers have a certain smell, You have trust issues not to mention, They say they can smell your intentions. You'll never know the pansexual sitting next to you, You'll never know the demisexual sitting next to you, You'll think "How'd I end up sitting next to you," But after all I've said, Please dont forget. All my friends are gay, Take it slow. Wait for them to ask your sexuality. Please don't make any homophobic jokes. That's rude asf so gtfo. Why'd you come out you knew you weren't ready. I tried to warn you just to stay. And now they're outside asking us if you're one of us."

Original: "All my friends are heathens. Take it slow

Wait for them to ask you who you know

Please don't make any sudden moves

You don't know the half of the abuse

All my friends are heathens. Take it slow

Wait for them to ask you who you know

Please don't make any sudden moves

You don't know the half of the abuse

Welcome to the room of people

Who have rooms of people that they loved one day

Docked away

Just because we check the guns at the door

Doesn't mean our brains will change from hand grenades

You'll never know the psychopath sitting next to you

You'll never know the murderer sitting next to you

You'll think, "How'd I get here, sitting next to you?"

But after all I've said

Please don't forget

All my friends are heathens. Take it slow

Wait for them to ask you who you know

Please don't make any sudden moves

You don't know the half of the abuse

We don't deal with outsiders very well

They say newcomers have a certain smell

You have trust issues, not to mention

They say they can smell your intentions

You'll never know the freakshow sitting next to you

You'll have some weird people sitting next to you

You'll think, "How'd I get here, sitting next to you?"

But after all I've said

Please don't forget

(Watch it, watch it)

All my friends are heathens. Take it slow

Wait for them to ask you who you know

Please don't make any sudden moves

You don't know the half of the abuse

Why'd you come, you knew you should have stayed

(It's blasphemy)

I tried to warn you just to stay away

And now they're outside ready to bust

It looks like you might be one of us"

#LGBTParody