FLAT EARTH

TW- This is just a bunch of nonsense. Nothing is true about anything I say. Happy April Fools!

FLAT EARTH

WELCOME TO MY BLOG!

TODAY WE’RE GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT FLAT EARTH :bangbang:

I HOPE YOU CAN SEE THE EVIDENCE I PRESENT :exclamation:

ORIGINS

SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL THE EARTH WAS FLAT. THE EGYPTIANS KNEW IT, THE INCA KNEW IT, EVEN THE CHURCH KNEW IT. THEN, WITH THE RISE OF SCIENTOLOGY A BUNCH OF PEOPLE STARTED BELIEVING A BUNCH OF CORRUPT THINKERS CALLED “SCIENTISTS”. IT’S ONLY IN RECENT TIMES THAT WE HAVE ONCE AGAIN STARTED TO GET BACK ON THE RIGHT PATH.

EVIDENCE

WATER ALWAYS FINDS ITS LEVEL :bangbang:

WHEN YOU POUR A GLASS OF WATER THE WATER IS ALWAYS LEVEL. SO IF THE OCEANS ARE FLAT THEN HOW IS THE EARTH ROUND :interrobang:

NASA HAS NEVER GOTTEN ONE WHOLE PHOTO OF THE EARTH. INSTEAD THEY IT THE PHOTOS ARE PHOTOSHOPPED :bangbang:

SCIENTOLOGISTS SAY THAT THE SUN’S RAYS OF LIGHT COME PARALLEL. SO WHY DO WE SEE THIS IN NATURE :interrobang:

CONCLUSION

ALRIGHT BROS NOW THAT YOU KNOW THE TRUTH I HOPE YOU CAN PREACH IT :bangbang:

THANK YOU FOR READING THE BLOG

PEACE OUT FAM :bangbang:

Again this is all for fun and jokes. Nothing of this is serious there are various scientific explanations for these so called “evidences”. Happy April Fools