WENDY, DIPPER, and the WORM (A GF parody of Sandy, Spongebob and the Worm)

Yes you read the title correct. It's back! For newer people, basically, I copied the entire script from the Spongebob episode Sandy, Spingebob, and the worm, and changed it to make it like a Gravity Falls episode. As you read it you will get what I mean. And enjoy the poorly edited pics I made. :joy:

I spent an hour editing this freaking script! AHHHH!

You can read the previous ones I did and here.

WENDY, DIPPER, and the WORM (Actual episode script used but altered to work for GF)

Mabel: Ahh, another peaceful evening in Gravity Falls. Listen to the tropical tranquility. (we see the town of Gravity Falls; something underground is tunneling and consumes the Welcome to Gravity Falls sign) Uh-oh. (the tunneling thing moves on to the rest of Gravity Falls; Blubs is writing a ticket for a car parked near a fire hydrant; the thing, still invisible, makes eating noises; we then see that the car has disappeared, so Blubs picks up the fire hydrant, moves it to the adjacent car, and places the ticket on that car, whistling as he walks away; the thing moves on to The Mystery Shack; Waddles wakes up, sees the thing, and oinks in terror; Dipper and Mabel are still fast asleep)

Dipper: (mumbling, half-asleep) Trick-or-treat. Thank you. (the thing takes Dipper's blanket) You keep the change. (the thing takes Dipper's pillow) What? (he wakes up fully and stares fixedly at the thing in terror; camera zooms out to show half of the Shack’s walls missing; new scene shows Dipper talking to a crowd at the Mystery Shack gift shop) I saw it! It was big! It was all wiggly! And it ate everything!

Soos: That's horrible. (gobbles down a whole tray of food, containers and all)

Dipper: It was an Alaskan... Bull... Worm! [each of the three words appears on screen; "Alaskan" in an icy form, "Bull" in a furry text, and "Worm!" with different worms forming the word. The crowd murmurs worriedly]

Farmer Sprout: He ate my wheelbarrow! (he has his wheelbarrow with a bite taken out of it)

Lady: He ate my children's summer school homework! (her two kids wink simultaneously and give a big thumbs-up)

Bud Gleeful: (has a huge bite taken out of his butt) Do I need to say it?

Gideon: (crowd murmurs some more) How can we protect ourselves?

Grunkle Stan: I've got it! Let's all buy a keychain! (crowd boos and throws merchandise at him)

Lazy Susan: We should lock our doors!

Old lady: We should call my nephew!

Some kid cosplaying as a knight: We should dig a moat!

Soos: We should take Gravity Falls and push it somewhere else! (crowd immediately quiets down)

Gideon: That idea may just be crazy enough... to get us all killed!! (crowd resumes fretting)

Tyler: Let's get someone to go after it!

Grunkle Stan: There ain't no one fool enough to take on an Alaskan Bull Worm! (a horrible screeching noise is heard; the crowd cringes; we see a scary-looking McGucket in a raincoat with a hook for a hand, scraping it on the window of the Mystery Shack; he stops)(This is a homage to Speilberg's calssic film "JAWS")

McGucket: You got a bathroom in this place?

Grunkle Stan: (looks slightly peeved) In the back.

McGucket: (legs wobble) Thanks. (he runs for it)

Wendy: (under a wide-brimmed cowboy hat) I'll catch your worm for ya, that is, if'n you're willing to pay! (tips brim up)

Grunkle Stan: No!!!!!!! You'll never get a cent out of me! (runs to block the cash with his body) Never! I'd rather that worm come in here right now and eat you all alive!!! (begins foaming at the mouth; the crowd looks at him strangely; he calms down) Sorry.

Wendy: (laughs good-naturedly) Aw shucks. I don't want your money. I was just playing up the drama of the moment, is all. (Grunkle Stan chuckles, which gradually turns into crying; Wendy continues) Nope. I'm gonna take that spineless critter down for nothing, 'cause this is personal. Look. My shoe’s gone! (she shows them; crowd gasps) Varmint must've got it while I had my back turned, the coward! (crowd sympathizes) I am gonna get back what's mine! (crowd cheers)

Dipper: (looks alarmed) What? But Wendy, you don't know what you're up against. We're talking about an ALASKAN... BULL... WORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (the three words appear on screen)

Wendy: Well, I don't know anything about Alaska, but looky here. (she pulls out a wallet with pictures) When my family visited Texas I wrangled bulls, and I wrangled worms. (we see pictures of Wendy with a lasso around a bull, then a lasso around a worm) Far as I'm concerned, doing 'em both together just saves rope. Now I'm gonna go kick me some worm tail! (she runs to the doors of the Mystery Shack; the crowd goes wild)

Dipper: But Wendy, you don't know!

Wendy: Don't worry, Dipper. I won't be long. (leaves)

Dipper: (chases after her) Wendy! Wendy!

Grunkle Stan: (amidst the still-cheering crowd) Go get 'em, Wendy! We have the utmost confidence in you! (crowd stops; Grunkle Stan turns to Soos) Now, what was that idea of yours?

Soos: PUSH! (new scene shows all the citizens trying to push the buildings of Gravity Falls; cuts back to Dipper chasing after Wendy)

Dipper: Wait! Wendy!

Wendy: Hey, Dipper, you coming to watch?

Dipper: Wendy, don't go!

Wendy: Why not?

Dipper: Wendy, I saw it! It's big... scary... and pink! (each word appears on the screen)

Wendy: So's Soos's belly button, but I ain't afraid of that neither!

Dipper: You'll get massacred! (collapses onto floor)

Wendy: Dipper, I'm a lumberjack. What you think is big and what I think is big are two totally different "big"s. Besides, he's got my shoe. I can't take that sitting down.

Dipper: Okay, but what if the worm didn't take your shoe?

Wendy: If that worm ain't got my shoe, who does?

Dipper: (unconvincingly) Um, I do?

Wendy: You do? Where?

Dipper: Um... in my pocket.

Wendy: Well, why didn't you just say so? Give it here! Come on! (Dipper looks nervous, pulls something from his pocket, and opens his hand) Dipper, that's a paper clip and a piece of string.

Dipper: (shakes head) No, it's not. This is your shoe.

Wendy: (annoyed) Dipper!

Dipper: (defensively; tearing up) How would you know?! It's always on your foot! Oh, don't go, don't go, don't go! (he jumps onto Wendy’s hat and hugs it)

Wendy: (pulls him off) Dipper, what is the matter with you? Now, I'm gonna go give that legless rascal what-for, and there ain't nothing you can say to stop me! (resumes walking)

Dipper: Oh yeah? What if I said.... 'blargen fedibble no-hip'?

Wendy: (stops) Well, I gotta it, that slowed me down, but I'm still going for him! (continues)

Dipper: (appears next to Wendy as she strides along) You know, shoes are so overrated. Let's just forget about it and go home. (Wendy keeps walking; Dipper reappears) I've got ice cream! With nuts... (Wendy continues; Dipper appears once more, this time with a goofy beard on his face) Wendy, this is your dad speaking, and I forbid you to go after this worm! Y'all come back here, young lady!

Wendy: You ain't my dad!

Dipper: (stands in front of her with boxing gloves) Wendy, if you want to get to that worm, you're gonna have to go through me! (Wendy pushes through his body as if walking through a pair of swinging doors; he grabs her ankles, crying) Wendy, no! I can't let you! I'm not gonna let you get killed. If you find him, you'll get eaten for sure!

Wendy: Ain't no way some dumb old giant worm's gonna make a meal of me. I'm too lumberjack tough!

Dipper: (still crying and holding onto her ankles) No, not tough enough. Not tough enough!

Wendy: Dipper, quit your worrying. I can take care of myself. After all, who's the strongest girl in Gravity Falls? (she grabs a rope and pulls a cow over)

Dipper: You are.

Wendy: And who put the hi-yah, hi, ho, "K" in karate? (makes a K shape)

Dipper: (makes a U shape) You did.

Wendy: And who saves your yellow backside from certain destruction on a regular basis?

Dipper: (his butt has "Property of Wendy Corduroy" printed on it) You do.

Wendy: Right. And I can handle your little bull worm too, 'cause I am the best there is! There ain't nothin' too big or too ornery for me to catch.

Dipper: Okay.

Wendy: Say it.

Dipper: There isn't anything...

Wendy: Ain't nothin'!

Dipper: (in a high-pitched voice like Wendy) Ain't nothin' (normal voice) too big or too ornery for you to catch. But... (Wendy cuts him off) But... (cuts him off again) And... (cuts him off again) We... (cuts him off again) I... (cuts him off again) Yeah but...

Wendy: No!

Dipper: You see...

Wendy: No!

Dipper: I... (Wendy cuts him off one last time with a frustrated groan)

Wendy: (picks up some sand from the ground as if tracking an animal and sniffs it) Worm sign. (she holds a small sign in her palm that has "WORM" painted on it; looks up) He's in that cave.

Dipper: Wendy, are you sure you...?

Wendy: Course I am! I'm going in, and I ain't coming out 'til I got me a big heaping plate of worm stew. (she walks into the cave; Dipper hides behind a rock and shudders; we hear Wendy inside the cave) Aha! There you are, you shoe-nabbin' varmint! Hi-yah! (we hear karate noises; Wendy peeks out of the cave) I'm winnin', Dipper! (resumes fighting)

Dipper: Wendy, that's not...! (more fighting noises; Wendy peeks out again)

Wendy: This shouldn't take long. (resumes fighting)

Dipper: Wendy, that's not...!

Wendy: Almost done!

Dipper: Wendy!

Wendy: Yee-haw! (comes out riding a pink segmented thing) I got him, Dipper! (makes a giant knot and stands on it proudly)

Dipper: (still uneasy) Wendy...?

Wendy: Boy, howdy. This critter put up some sort of fight. But I’m a lumberjack, and as you can see, no worm is a match for me. I even found my shoe! (we see that she has tied the broken shoe to her foot again).

Dipper: That's not the worm.

Wendy: Pardon?

Dipper: That's not the worm. That's his tongue. (camera zooms out to show that Dipper is right; the opening of the cave is actually the worm open mouth; his eyes make a squishy blinking noise)

Wendy: Ohhhh. This is the tongue, and... (trailing off) the whole thing... is the...worm…(freaks out) RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!! (they sprint away; the worm growls angrily, chomps down, and chases after them)

Dipper: So, what's the plan, Wendy? (they look back and see that the worm is approaching faster)

Wendy: Run faster!!

Dipper: I could've thought of that. Hey, wait a minute! I was right, wasn't I?!

Wendy: Later!

Dipper: Ah, he is too big for you, isn't he?

Wendy: Not now, Dipper!

Dipper: I wanna hear you say it!

Wendy: Can we talk about this another time?

Dipper: Say it!

Wendy: Dipper!

Dipper: Say it, or I'll trip you! (he continues running on one foot, the other poised to trip Wendy)

Wendy: No! Get away!

Dipper: Say it!

Wendy: Not now!

Dipper: Say it!

Wendy: Okay! You were right, and I was wrong. I was wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong! Are you happy now?

Dipper: (devilishly) I knew it. (the worm emits another huge growl; prompting the two to run even faster; they run up and down a sand mound, which the worm plows right through; they run past Bud, who is leaning over under his car's hood; his butt is bandaged up; the worm es by and takes another bite out of him)

Bud Gleeful: Not again!

Dipper: Uh, Wendy?

Wendy: Yeah?

Dipper: What do we do now?

Wendy: (is panting and sweating; the worm growls again; Wendy sees the seemingly endless trees in front of them) I've got it! Dipper, you still got that paper clip and that string?

Dipper: I'm way ahead of you, Wendy. (fashions a necklace out of them) Look, it's a necklace! D for "Dipper" or W for "Wendy"! That way they can identify our bodies.

Wendy: No, silly! How about S for "save our skins"? (she takes the string and uses the hook of the paper clip to wrap the string around one of the trees; she grabs Dipper and swings them up and over the branch onto the worm back) Now this is what I call a rodeo! We'll be nice and safe up here. (the worm starts to plow off a cliff like a runaway train; Wendy and Dipper realize this, scream, and begin running toward the end of worm to the safety of the plateau; they jump off safely as the worm falls off the cliff) We did it!

Dipper: Yay! He'll never get out of there!

Wendy: We saved the town!

Dipper: Yay! Let's go tell everybody! (new scene shows all the citizens still trying to push Gravity Falls to safety; the city is now in the valley at the bottom of the cliff)

Soos: AHHHH!!! PUSH! AHHHH!!!!! PUSH!

Citizens: Hooray!! (the worm is still falling, lands on Gravity Falls and smashes it to bits)

Worm: Ouch....

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