Wattson Bad

I hate Wattson. Here’s 25 reasons why.

1. She is very poopie

2. She encourages camping.

3. She counters her counter.

4. She always talks about how she made the ring (no not the doorbell company)

5. :(

6. Read number 17 again

7. Her midnight common skin makes her look like a store brand Oreo.

8. Her accent is way too prevalent.

9. She probably watched Logan Paul.

10. I can’t think of anything.

11. Baguette

12. The fences are too bright and hurt my eyes.

13. She replaced Caustic.

14. Croissants don’t taste very good. That’s not a complaint about Wattson. They just don’t taste good.

15. I can’t think of any French food which isn’t a type of bread.

16. And don’t comment any French food because I will just delete and pretend it doesn’t exist.

18. Go read number 6

19. She was introduced with L Star and that thing sucked (but it’s good now)

20-25. A lot of Wattsons use Wingmans so I going to count of shot of a base wingman mag as a reason.

I don’t know how to end this.