kookie

Sprinkles some of my loveeee to your wallllll

:smile:

Let me make it lively

Your wall seen pretty silent

It's been ages,

We met a century ago.

That day it rained after a scorching session...

When we met, a rainbow stared at us from the horizon above!

It was a sign, of a different kind.

Yeah a sign, that we are to last longer than just a fated meeting!

A kind for us to reminisce about, for ages to come!

:warning: URGENT ALERT :warning:

You have been selected by the Supreme Council of Eternal Besties for a mandatory time-wasting ritual.

Please DO NOT IGNORE. Side effects may include: giggling, confusion, craving ramen.

:cloud: INITIALIZING...

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:hourglass: ERROR: System stuck thinking about snacks...

{/}

( -_•) Your time is now mine

> :ramen: </ I require tribute: 1 noodle

{/}

( ••)>⌐■-■

(⌐■■) You’ve been MEMED

Congratulations.

You now hold THE SACRED SNEK

~~~~~~

hiss

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Choose your path, warrior:

A) Send this to 5 friends and waste their time

B) Eat chips and continue scrolling

C) Text me “potato” with no context

D) Dance like a gremlin in your room (unseen bonus XP)

{/}

(ง •̀_•́)ง

> :pizza: </ Pizza slice granted for bravery.

BUT WAIT—

a wild Emotional Duck appears!

(•ө•)

<) )╯

"Quack if you're valid!"

[You quack.]

MISSION COMPLETE.

Your daily chaos has been achieved.

Time wasted: 4.7 minutes

Friendship level: MAXED OUT

Now go.

And if anyone asks what just happened…

Blame the duck.