Awesome Sauce

also known as the multiloquent condiment :tm:

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❝ Get in loser, we’re

going on an

existential crisis ❞

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Awesome Sauce

ˈɔːs(ə)msɔːs

adjective | informal

definition: extremely good; excellent.

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Sauce | angsty teen | pan | single pringle

online ○

offline ○

lurking somewhat in the sidelines ●

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:warning: Important Notice :warning:

Please be warned: I am actively able to respond to things at a limited extent, due to my phone usage curfew and tight schedule. This means I will not be able to reply to every message and may go offline suddenly. So in advance, apologies if this does happen!

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introduction

it’s me

spicy sauce

Greetings, traveller! Hidy ho and all that jazz. Enter your friendly local socially-oppressed goofball whom is overly obsessive over nerdy things and children’s TV shows that should have been outgrown years ago. Welcome to my cozy little corner of the internet, where I share my art, stories and scream hyperbolically and literally in chats. I sexually identify as a chair and I am the self-righteous master of puns. My love for old timey cartoons cannot be contained; I cry over way too many fictional characters. Let’s just say I’m the kind of person who constantly dabs ironically and uses finger guns. In summary: memey self-acclaimed ‘cool kid’ with a personality ranging from absolute nerd to absolute edgelord. Enjoy your stay!

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about your cool condiment

Please, call me Sauce!

Well, I’m a living meme, a true British crumpet, love Agatha Christie novels and have a mental age lower then I’d like to it. Books are my solitude, furthermore I live off a diet of Nutella-on-toast and Caravan Palace songs. I spend most of my time avoiding work, hence you lovely lot. So thanks for aiding in my escape from whatever i’m currently slacking off from.

On another note, I have trouble sleeping sometimes and am in the habit of hanging around the Amino when this happens. If you think I’m acting weird, please check the time in England and tell me to go the heck to bed.

My personality consists of terrible humour and puns, procrastination 24/7, a strange imagination, and if I’m talking to you I’m probably the biggest goof you’ll meet so don’t worry saying anything weird I’ll shrug it off. Some people say I’m too optimistic.

If you want to chat, fire away! I love the opportunity of making new friends and there’s nothing I like more than making people smile.

Still here? Okay. When you have the time, do me a favour and send me cat memes. Please. Thank you. And one large milkshake.

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radical human beings I would die for

:heart: hosbond :heart:

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typo qween & late nighter buddy

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vore is forbidden in this household

ily all you nerds