Faithie

”Set a pick, get hit.”

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CURRENT MOOD:

Accidentally becoming Angelica Schuyler

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I have 5 Ted Bucks!

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Hello! I'm Faithie (Female)! I have been a loyal theorist since about 2014. I'm so excited to meet other theorists!

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Proud member of the GTWatch #RIP.

Hey I'm on the insta team now! Check us out!

I'm also a welcoming nerd!

Hufflepat pride!

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Daily Reminder that Trash is Proud of Me

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People

Flutey Flute

Dingos

My Twin

I don't know at this point. A seagull?

Why Ted, Why

A couch

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Quotes!

"It doesn't HAVE to be love with a partner you could go 'I love the color of that flower' and then die." - Ted

"New York, you know, there's a reason why you're the pizza capital of the world, and and it's because you got great pizza my friend. You've just got awesome pizza." - Steph

"If I choke on this Gingerbread, would I be Gingerdead?" - Faithie

"She's Feliz Navidead to me." - Faithie

*Someone quotes me or talks about Hamilton*

Me: "You called?" - Faithie

"Why Ted, Why?" - Faithie

"I'm not allowed to make a joke about this girl [Faithie]. I'm legally obligated to say her voice is too adorable for me to pick on." - Ted

"I'm absorbing some bass." - Cats

"SOMEONE IS LETTING ME BABYSIT THEIR KID" - Faithie

"Don’t hit it in the face" - Archer

I'll check that role play where I killed a demon with a pointe shoe. - Faithie

"Faithie felt bad because she's was to nice and rapped Zethra in toe pads and pointe ribbons." - Faithie

"Ted grabbed his pentical and infused the demon into his body. He coukd feel that she was in pain." - Ted

"Try dancing on them Zethra!" - Faithie

"Faithie was to stubborn to die, so she constantly sat and nagged everyone about how she could do stuff while injured. 'Guys I can help I'm only bleeding out', Faithie nagged."

"Iv'e spent years with this demon. We have been through so many battles. She is my best friend in the lonely confinements of the military." - Ted

"Aw great if you guys make another ship out of this I'll punch myself in the face." - Faithie

"Maybe I can appease the bread. Oh loaf of bread, I present to you a game of your liking." - Faithie

"Maybe Ted is in possession of a stupid." - Trash

“Congrats guys I get to keep my brain cells.” - Faithie

“Wait you have brain cells?” - Archer

Current Ways To Earn McFaithie Money:

If I say Fries Before Guys in a chat, you send a photo of a potato (I like confusing people :p): $20

Work the words "The bee movie was unBEEleavible into a conversation (has to make sense. If I don't see it PM me a screenshot): $15

Find the hidden French Fries (Can be on my home page, posts, comments, chat, or other places. Not guaranteed to be there.) (3 total): $50 each

Something I deem awesome: tbd amount

Spend money:

Amor's tragic backstory: $30

Edit of my choice: $20

Edit of your choice: $25

Practical joke on one of the triplets, Ted, or Cats: I'll do that for free dude sign me up (Jk $65 I don't feel like putting my life in jeopardy for free)

Joke on Trash or Narwhal: um no I don't wanna die.

Anyone else: $60

Bank s:

Narwhal: $45

Stella: $41.66

Archer: $0