The time has come for Snatch Game Henny!
Snatch Game Questions
1. Tyra Sanchez is such a bitch, when she came to DragCon she...
2. Alaska Thunderfuck is so spontaneous, if she didn’t do drag her dream job would be...
3. Valentina has such a huge fan base but besides her fans, who do you think would be good friends with her?
Asia Persuasia (BeBe Zahara Benet)
Tyra Sanchez is such a bitch, when she came to DragCon she...
Out of respect for Mother Ru, I will not reveal what my answer was...
Alaska Thunderfuck is so spontaneous, if she didn’t do drag her dream job would be...
Well I don’t know much about Alaska but if I was her my dream job would be *Holds up card* being a JUNGLE KITTY!
Valentina has such a huge fan base but besides her fans, who do you think would be good friends with her?
I think she would be really good friends with Miss Ornacia. I heard she was a fan favorite on her seasons so I think her and Valentina would have a lot in common.
Bianca Yellowbrooke (Bianca Del Rio)
Tyra Sanchez is such a bitch, when she came to DragCon she...
BALOGNA! The odds of Tyra coming to DragCon are the odds of Ru letting Women compete in drag, NOT GONNA HAPPEN!
Alaska Thunderfuck is so spontaneous, if she didn’t do drag her dream job would be...
*I hold up the card*. THEIF! *I do Bianca’s Laugh* Come on I don’t need to explain the joke there.
Valentina has such a huge fan base but besides her fans, who do you think would be good friends with her?
NO ONE! Valentina’s friends are just like her personality in the fantasy and all manufactured!
Cinderfella (Yvie Oddly)
Tyra Sanchez is such a bitch, when she came to DragCon she...
Well Dame if you have something to say to Tyra why don't you just say it to her God damn face?
Alaska Thunderfuck is so spontaneous, if she didn’t do drag her dream job would be...
I think she's doing good enough with her music career, I mean that's just my opinion, I was never good at anything else that's why I did drag. I'd actually like to be in one one of her songs, especially since we have kinda the same voooiiiicccccee(Says in similar vocal fry) *Iconic evil Yvie laugh*
Valentina has such a huge fan base but besides her fans, who do you think would be good friends with her?
I put me, cause I'm just a plain old hetero normative giiiiiiiirrrrrrl, but all my best friends have been drag queens mehingehhehehehHAHAHAHA (oops) *covers her mouth*
Delixire Delure (Bob The Drag Queen)
1. tyra is such a bitch, she bombed dragcon, but why you gagging? she fights with phiphi and tells everyone morgan is dead every season.
2. alaska is so bad at dancing, i imagine she would be the new alyssa #beyondcrownthief
3. what are you talking about? valentina has so many friends, just ask the m&m factory, they make thousands of her friends every hour.
Enry Silvain (The Vivienne)
1. She shat on the bloody carpet. Of course I was fucking fuming at her I hit her wet nose with a newspaper. Then I got my husband to grab her leash, put a muzzle 'round her gob and tie her to a tree outside. Because as you know you can't be 'aving no dogs at dragcon especially not ones with rabbies.
2. She would have to be an 'orsegirl, with her granola bars and long face. I've heard she's got a limb the size of a 'orse, but dont tell my 'usband I knew that.
3. Only person that would be friends with a nutter like that is Cheryl and the girls own reflection. Between you and me I feel bad for the reflection being for to stay around her that long my ears would bleed.
Klemintine Von’SheeQ (Jinkx Monsoon)
Dame: Everybody its Jinkx Mansoon!
Jinkx: Hi!! So glad to be here.
Dame: Where are you from Jinkx and what do you do?
Jinkx: I am Seattle's pre mear Jewish narcoleptic drag queen Thank you!
1. I said Tyra is such a bitch when she went into drag dragcon she said can I get an AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Dame: Jinkx are you asleep?
*ed out*
Dame: Wake up!
*Jinkx wakes up*
Jinkx: WATER OFF A DUCKS BACK! WATER OFF A DUCKS BACK!
2. Alaska is so spontaneous if she didnt do drag she would be waxing middle aged men's assholes.
She loooves a good anus :wink: :relaxed:
Dame: Now Jinkx what-
*Jinkx knocks over a big bottle of her pills*
Jinkx: Oops Sorry! Those are my meds.
*Trys to pick them up but falls asleep then wakes up again.*
Jinkx: What were you saying dame!?
3. I feel like Valentina would be good friends with Antonio Garza, I think this because not only are they both Latina but because their both of americas "fan favorites."
Sapphire (Alaska Thunderfuck 5000)
*i have a horse mask on as I take it off and smile* hiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee my name is alaska what’s yours? mwah mwah mwah now if you were going to ask....yes this is my face I don’t wear plastic!
Tyra Sanchez is such a bitch, when she came to DragCon she...
Now I know trya personally and she is very much a bitch okurrr but I said Tyra Sanchez is such a bitch when she came to drag con she dated A famous drag queen for fame but it turns out that famous drag queen went on drag race won lots of challenges *as she proclaims you can tell she is getting more triggered* won the season and went on to be a idol and then Tyra went on drag race to only win two challenges and get to the top 3 *she starts crying dramaticly* AND LOOSE TO FUCKING JINKX MONSOON *she whines* WHYY *she clears her throat* so yeah that’s what I think she will do
Alaska Thunderfuck is so spontaneous, if she didn’t do drag her dream job would be...
Oh my gawdddd *i drag my voice out* I am very spontaneoussss *i speak as if I have vocal fry* but if I didn’t do drag.....well since on the show I begged detox to let me stay and I will give her money I would probably be on the streets asking people for sex for money so I would probably go with that one *i drag my voice out*
Valentina has such a huge fan base but besides her fans, who do you think would be good friends with her?
Now I don’t know Valentina but if she could be friends with anyone it would be ME because 1 we are snakes 2 because we are both sore losers and 3 she dosent know the words to greedy I don’t know the to sharons credit card that evil bitch keeps changing it!
Thank you for having me on the snatch game I’m glad someone talented gets to impersonate me *cough cough* BOXXXY MANDREWS *i stand up* YES I AM ALASKA THUNDERFUCK 5000 FROM THE PLANET GLAMTRON HALLOLO YES GAWD OKURRR *tounge pop*
Scarlet O’Vary (Trixie Mattel)
Intro: Hi! It’s me the dusty old wig you found in your grandpa’s closet, Trixie Mattel. And boy am I happy to be here. I TOTALLY have no negative experiences being on snatch game. WHAT SO EVER. Totally not feelin triggered at all right now. *I smile sarcastically*
1. Oh honey, I said she “tries to sell “I survived the Tyra Bomb Threat” t-shirts”. She would have to set up her booth outside cuz ain’t no one gonna let that bitch in. Of course I’d buy a shirt, because it’s nice to give money to the homeless. Because bitch you know she ain’t workin any shows.
2. *garbage man”. Though I mean judging on her appearance now, she’s not that far from it. Also if she ever wanted to get back into drag, she would easily be able to access her materials.
3. *I laugh with with the iconic Trixie laugh while the question is being said* *When dame comes to me for an answer, I hold up my card lazily as if the answer is obvious* I said “Anyone but Farrah Moan” because lemme tell you, bitch, *I lean in holding a finger up, my face serious* Their “friendship” is more unstable then the fuckin outhouse that I grew up with. Like that shit is ready to fall to the ground. Literally.
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