KFC: OPEN AND HIRING :bangbang: :bangbang:

KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN

kentucky fran chicken

Welcome to KFC, the best place to get fried chicken from!

This place is ran by me and my wife imani and we’ve been in the business for about... 2 months. Everythings going good but you know we can use a few more employees since Billy like’s eating- I mean- what?

Well anyway long story short we lost some employees due to an... unfortunate accident so... wanna apply?

KFC is all about servin’ the best chicken to our customers. It’s just so finger lickin’ good!

We also want to improve our way of making the best fried chicken especially the boneless wings so uh.. if you have anybody thats pissing you off and need’s taking care of... wait what? Hahahahaha!

• Boneless Wings              

• Billy Milkshake (contains goat fur)

• Flat Soda

• Fran Fried Chicken

• Imani Fried Chicken

• Billy Goat Meal

• Potato Wedges (warning, the potatoes used are a little poisonous but you won’t die! I think..)

• Suspicious Bucket of Chicken

• Live Chicken

• Wingless Bones

• Secret Meal

• Imani’s Rootbeer Float (we are out of rootbeer so we had to substitute it with orange fanta).

everything here is $7 dollars exactly... pay up.

Includes employee and general restaurant policies!

• Arrive on time (we open at 10am because anything earlier is too early for the wives who run this place).

• Always keep the back door locked. Billy likes to try and escape.

• Don’t tell anyone about the rats in the fridge. They help us cook.

• Imani, Fran and Billy require Pitbull songs to be played every day at exactly 2 pm. Don’t miss it. Mr worldwide 305.

• Billy likes to bite. Don’t anger him.

• If a customer is rude take away their food and kick them out. We don’t tolerate employee abuse!

• No refunds. You paid so it’s ours now.

• Bathroom only works on Wednesday.

• Most importantly, NEVER REVEAL RESTAURANT RECIPES. If you do you will be taken care of. No mercy.

note: Billy likes to hang out in the kitchens a lot. Don’t mind him.

• You still have to follow [Guidelines]! If you don’t, you’ll be our tester for new recipes. :)

• Keep things fun! We don’t want the mood to be ruined.

• For participating, you’ll receive one event reward!

In order to apply, please fill out the following:

- Your Name

- Can you make fried chicken

- Your favorite MHA character

- Do you like goats

If you’re interested or want to order off the menu please do so in the comments below.

Our pay rate is like $14 but if you work here long enough you can get bumped up to $16!

Anyways.... bye.