The ultimate maid

So I saw the #FEHAPrompt8 and only one thing came to my mind

hope this doesn’t go against the guidelines

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The Maid From The Sea Is Here, Spongebob!

yes it’s stupid

Description - a guy who is made out of 100% sponge and 0% brains, appears to be dressed up as a maid

Juice plate - if foe initiates combat grants def/res+5 but if unit initiates combat grants atk/spd-3

(because spongebob doesn’t start fights)

Sponge logic - during combat grants def/res+4 and special cool down charge-1

Summoning quote - huh? Who are you? I was just about to get Squidward his juice but since he isn’t here... I’ll just drink it!

Special quotes - May I take you order?

For Squidward! For the krusty krab!

I’m no losers!

Death quote - n-no more krabby patties...

Castle interaction - Have you ever eaten a krabby patty? No?! I’ll make you one right here right now!

Why I’m wearing my maid outfit? I forgot my normal clothes back home.

Some accessories from tap tap battles

I’m wasting my life

Also extra edit made by me