My retirement so far

Hellloooooooo everybody I am speaking from a nice crystal clear beach on the shores of Hawaii, sipping on margaritas and stuff or whatever people do here!

I'd just like to give everybody a little update on my joyus journey I've had so far on this retirement vacation!

WHICH WAS PAID FOR BY THE FUNDS FROM THE LEADERS BANK S :D

THE CRUISE SHIP

Long story short, getting to hawaii I decided to take a lovely cruise on the S.S. BIG UNSINKABLE SHIP THAT NEVER SINKS IN A MILLION YEARS

I mean- with a name like that who wouldn't trust this massive beauty to carry them all the way to hawaii!

Just look at how excited I was!!!

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Anyways 12½ minutes later we ended hitting an iceberg. Here's this picture someone took of me in this room we got trapped in moments before we all sunk to our deaths

BUT- DEEP IN THE SHIP UNDERWATER... IN A ROOM SEALED WITH AIR

THERE I WAS! FIGHTING FOR SURVIVAL AND STUFF! After hours and days of using my epic survival skills, the ship washed up on shore, finally granting me freedom

Now... after hours of walking, and days of not eating or drinking... I made it back to the main road!

With a hospital available to save me on the other side of the road, all I had to do was cross it...

Yeah I hit a car and got flung into the stratosphere or smthn. Like- it was bruuuuutttttaaaaallllll

Thankfully, I flew all the way into the window of a hospital room, right through a window which only lodged a good chunk of the glass into my skin and stuff (but I shrugged it off because im just nonchalant like that), only sustaining a few broken bones

[Check out the sick pic of myself at the hospital btw]

Today

Today, after that smooth trip to hawaii, I now relax knowing im finally where I need to be in life

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Hawaii :bangbang: :sparkling_heart:

So yeah thats my pretty average story of going to hawaii. Goodbye earth and ALOHA HAWAII :surfer: ‍♂ :bangbang: :hibiscus: 🤑