Tour of My Brain

Hello hello! *walks up the podium as the audience applause* Hello, and welcome to my tour and #TourOfMyBrain

Today we are going to walk through, drumroll please *no drums plays* No drumrolls? Oh okay. Either way, welcome to the tour of *points at my head*

My brain!

Yes that's correct ladies and gentlemen, today we are going to have a walk through my brain. But don't you worry, your trusty guide is here to guide you. *guides you towards the rollercoaster cart*

If you all are ready, *about to pull the lever but turns to you* A little varning before we go, a trigger waring. *begins to laugh but stops when I see that you aren't* Ookey. But yeah, trigger, warning... Okay! Let's go! *pulls lever and the cart begins to move but the cart qucikly stops* Damn it! Not again. Don't you worry people this happens all the time. Sometimes the train of thoughts just stops for no reason. *kicks the cart and it begins to roll again* Ah! There we go.

First stop: Front left brain

Our first stop ladies and gentlemen is the front left brain and this is here we hop off this cart as it only goes to here. I hope you have comfortable shoes. *laughs but quickly stops as I didn't want to creep you out* *cough*

As you all may know, the left brain half is where we have our academics knowledge and we use this on a daily basis. But as you can see, *points a the dusty old cracked door* mine hasn't been used since my school days,

it was barely used back then too

*cough* Anyway, let's go inside. *opens door nr. 1*

First room

This is the first room and it is one of the smaller ones. In this room you can find *insert cricket sounds* nothing apparently. "Help me." Oh! Never mind. There is someone in here. *you point at the huge moving pile* "Please help me. I'm stuck." This is the mathematics room. As you can see *points towards the empty shelves* the shelves of knowledge is almost empty from almost every grade.

"Please help. I have been stuck here for three years." Okay. Let's move on to the next room. *sees you trying to help little me from under the pile* There is animals in the next room! Now come on! *drags you out of the room* "No don't go, please."

Second room

In this room we have my knowledge about animals. It's not a lot but it's more then what an average person has.

In this corner lays my knowledge of rabbits, cats, hamsters and rats.

In this corner lays my knowledge about fish, snakes and lizards.

And as you can see this room is full of dogs! I have graduated high school with a focus on dogs. This knowledge is NOT just common sense. I know how to cut and trim different dog furs. I know what to do when they are sick. I know more than basic knowledg- AHH! *a Kerry Blue Terrier attacked me*

"Oh my god. Enyo!" *mini me runs over towards me* Hi Enyo. You missed me that much huh? This ladies and gentlemen, *hugs my dog* is my second dog Enyo. My first one is over there. *points at the huge portrait of my Shnauzer dog, Robin* *gives Enyo to little me* Okey everyone, let move forward to the next room. "Bye bye. I hope you will come again."

Second stop: Middle left brain

Third room

*theme music blares through the door* Oh boy. She's watching a movie. *opens door and the music became louder* THIS IS THE ROOM WHERE I KEEP MY HISTORIAN KNOWLEDGE! I'M SORRY THAT I'M YELLING BUT IF I DIDN'T, THEN YOU WOULDN'T HEAR ME!

AS YOU CAN SEE ON THE TV, *POINTS LOUDLY AT THE TV* I LEARN HISTORY BETTER THROUGH MOVIES AND TV SHOWS. "Ooooo! This gives me a great idea for a new story." YOU ARE IN THE WRONG BRAIN HALF! *LOUDLY KICKS OUT RIGHT HALF LITTLE ME* LET'S MOVE ON BEFORE I GET A HEADACE! "I hope you will stay and watch the movie next time."

Third Stop: Back left brain

Fourth room

Ahh. Much better. Now, what was this room again? *English music playing* Ah! *turns to you* Welcome, to my languages knowledge! But it mostly contains English and Swedish. As you can see by the floating papers everywhere and the big desks and bookshelves they are filled with the English and Swedish languages. *you begin to look at the sticky notes on the walls*

Eh hehe. Those notes are, Spanish, Chinese, Japanese and Korean. But there are only a few words written on them as they are the only words I know in those languages. Come on. We have one more room until we move on to the right side of my brain. "I want to learn. I want to learn. I want to learn. I want-" Oh boy she's rambling again.

Last stop: Backroom left brain

Fifth room

This, this is the darkest room. You thought my mathematics room were dark, just you wait till you see this room. *opens the last door* This is where I keep my memo- EH?! *little me sitting on a desk counting money* "Oh my god! You told me that you were going to have the tour next week!" Y-Yeah, i-it got moved t-to today. But the real question is; WHERE ARE MY MEMORIES?!

"Oh those. They were moved to the middle." *I sulk* Oh yeah... I forgot... *takes deep breath* Either way, this is my counting room. In here I keep appointments and schedules for posting new chapters and such. "And counting money." And counting money.

Ever since I was little I was learned to look at the prices and count my money carefully so that I wasn't missing anything. "Can you leave? I keep mes." Let's go before she starts to cry. *usher you out of the last room to the cart* "DAMN IT!" Let's go before she comes after us! *pulls the lever and the cart begins to roll*

First stop: Back right brain

First room

First stop, my painting and photo room. It's small but as you can see, it's very full. *you ask why I don't have a bigger room for this* *laughs* Oh dear guest. You crack me up. *puts my hand on your shoulder and a scary aura surrounds me* Don't ever ask me something like that again. Okay?

So, where is my artsy little me? "I'm here!" *little me runs out of a closet and is covered in paint* "I have been working on our new prodject." What is it? *little me looks down in the paper in her hands* "I don't know." *you and me look at each other* Either way, *I pat little me on the head* good job. "Thank you!"

Second room

Hey! Come and look at this. This is my baking room. *you say it's cramped* I know. This is really just a through room because I don't bake anymore. I will start doing it again. I just don't know when. "Do you want one?" *a flour coverd mini me offers you a cupcake* *I lean close to you ear* You better take it. You don't want to piss her off. *you take the cup cake carefully* Let's go. You can eat it on the way. "Enjoy!"

Second stop: Middle and front right brain

Third room

This is the biggest room I have in my entire brain. This is my Almost-In-All room. *you look at the coverd walls* These are the pictures of all the artists I listen to. *you then point at my full bookshelves* Ahh!

In this bookshelf I have all the mangas I read.

In this bookshelf I have all my favorite books.

In this bookshelf I have my movies.

And in this bookshelf I have all my favorite kpop artists' ablums.

*you then point over towards the two mini me sitting together* I wouldn't bother them if I were you. Those two are the ones that are more sensitive then the others. They cry easily. *you wondering why there is two in one room* These two are the ones that is more similar to each other. The music mini me listens to music 24/7 and she always have headphones on. The writing mini writes everyday and they have bonded over music. So that's why they are together in this room.

*I put a hand on your shoulder and gently leads you out of the room* We should leave them now. They don't really like strangers.

Last stop: Little room right brain

This isn't really a room it's more like a pathway to the middle. *you wonder why we are going to the middle* *I take a deep breath* Normally you would find memories floating around in the two brain halfs but I have put mine in a room right in the middle of my brain. *you wonder why I put them there* I don't want to mess up my mini me and make them, *I open the door* I don't want them to see them because I don't want them to re-live them everyday.

Final stop: The Middle

*before we walk inside I turn to you* Now that we have come to an end, you may have noticed that there was a black aura in every room we visited. Some had more then others. And as you have seen my different selvs in these rooms, they are happy and laughing, those selvs are not me. The me who have been giving you this happy tour is just an empty shell.

I'm not real.

*out if the room comes a broken and bruised mini me* This is the real me. *I close the door* I don't want to show you my memories, in fact, I didn't expect that we would come this far. *the broken and bruised mini me emerges with me* This is the real me. A depressed and lonely girl.