OWWN Promo #OWWN #Haywire2

For those of you who don't know who I am, let me introduce myself. I am the greatest thing to happen to leagues anywhere and everywhere. I am the soon to be first ever OWWN champion and the last, current and forever XWE tag team champion. This belt over my shoulder symbolises greatness, this belt represents my XWE career, this belt is my XWE tag team championship, my prize and your reminder of my greatness, my success and everyone else's failures. Last week due to some unfortunate turn of events, I was unable to compete at 100% and I tried to tell Frank not to make me compete but of course he didn't answer his messages, his phone calls, emails, fax, nothing. This week though, I am more than 100% and more than ready to end the beginning of two careers in OWWN. Adrian Hall and Nick Chaos. I may not know anything about you two, we may of never crossed paths but at Haywire it won't be all business, it'll be all personal because after last weeks embarrassment I have something to prove to Frank that I am no push over and over looking me will be the biggest mistake he has ever made.

People have said to me before that I am no one, I'm no Luna Ray, no Christian Harris, no Brian Crucifix, nah, I say that there is no one like me, no one like Jeff Hardy and every week I get better in the ring, better on this mic, better and better but it's never enough to please anyone. I've beat people others dream of even competing against, I've made it big everywhere, I've been in the top places and yet that still isn't enough. The end of XWE was something that was inevitable, something that was once in a lifetime, something that can not be replaced, yet I've heard Frank say that OWWN is the new XWE, this piece of shit is the new land of the Y2X-Treme (pun intended)? No, all this place is or ever will be is that league among the millions, no one is ever going to this place when it disappears of the face of the Earth for good. But with all that aside, I am still here and for two reasons. To continue the mission to resurrect tag team wrestling with Kid Awesome as Y2X-Treme and to win the newly named XWE championship, the OWWN championship.

For well over a year I've been hunting that title, scratching and clawing for a shot and yet nothing. So now I take it, I go through the whole OWWN roster with force, even Kid Awesome if our paths cross. Adrian Hall, Nick Chaos...your predicament is called wrong place, wrong time because you will be stepping in the ring with a man when he is at his most X-Treme, a man who has literally nothing to lose and everything to win, a man willing to go to any and all heights to achieve whatever the goal may be. Normally for a "big match" I'd be doing my promo from North Carolina, near home but this "big match" and big challenge is directed towards me. It's an easy win for me, the big match challenge is for you, the challenge is trying to beat me. Trying to get in between me and that title is what is know as suicide, and I'm not talking career. I've been know to run my mouth in the past to throw opponents off but here tonight you hear the truth for the second time in OWWN history. The first being whatever Kid Awesome said. The second truth being that Adrian Hall and Nick Chaos will not be able to live life the way they do because they won't be able to walk, let alone stand after I'm done with them. I'm offering these two a free to a paid month off through a steel chair to the back of the head inducting them into the concussion club.

You know what bugs me about me match though? It's place on the card. I'm not in the main event but Christian Harris and Lane Boy are? Bullshit, I am the main event and I should be treated as such, not as some match filler for Haywire. And where's my segment? Where's my interview, this is my show and yet I'm not getting the things I deserve? Why am I not surprised. Overlooked and under appreciated, the story of my life and why wouldn't it be, people don't like to it when someone's better than them and maybe that's why Spartan never gave me an XWE championship match, maybe that's why Frank doesn't want me on the show that much, because I'll out shine everyone. I guess only time will tell about this. What happens when I win the OWWN championship? I get upgraded to the mid card King? I wouldn't be surprised. I'm not what people want to see in the main event but it is what they will fucking get regardless of the circumstances.

I will destroy Adrain Hall and leave his dreams and his career to disappear with the invisibility of the wind while I pick apart the career of Nick Chaos and end it in one blow to the back of the head, sending them both on a payed lifetime off when they the concussion club and leave with a massive cut across the back of their heads all because I can and want to and nobody will tell me otherwise. There's a turning point in everyone's life, I use to fight fair, fight for competition but now I hunt to kill and I will end Hall and Chaos at Haywire. Enjoy full health while it lasts boys because it won't last very long.