Hello everybody for some reason I got this inspiration from Nina_nani and I will thank her for inspiring me to do this and I wanna say that she has made me more of a crackhead then I am so thanks and yeee I don't do art cuz I suck at it so hopefully y'all can still enjoy this
Driving to the Venue/Place
Roles:
•Three-Driver even tho he hasn't slept for days•
•Four-Asleep•
•Six-Watching the Crackheads fight and holding the aux cord•
•Nine-Looking for a song in the radio so that they won't hear Dev Team arguing•
•Eight-Laughing at the Dev Team•
•Five-Laughing at the Dev Team•
•Zero-Fighting with Seven for the aux cord•
•Seven-Fighting with Zero for the aux cord•
Eight playfully slapped Five while laughing at the Dev Team
Five:YA! Why did you do that?!?? I feel hurt
Five started to fake cry
Eight:Sorry! Dev team is just too funny
Eight hugged his bestfriend while laughing
Five:Apology not accepted
Five continued to fake cry almost actually crying from fake crying
Eight:HOH MA GAW I JUST SLAP YOU AND THEN YOU ARE LIKE THIS TO ME I ALREADY SAID SORRY
Five:IF YOU HADN'T SLAPPED ME THEN WE COULD'VE AVOIDED THIS FIGHT
They started to blabber at each other and talking about past stuff taht shouldn't be revealed
Meanwhile
Zero:HA! I have the aux cord
Seven:Nuuuuu, don't play-
Zero starts to play Seven's most hated song, their debut song
Seven covers her ears cuz she says that the debut song is bad
Zero is laughing like a maniac
Six steals the aux cord and stops playing their debut song
Sven:Thanks you Six
Six starts playing their other debut song where both of them hate it
Dev Team:NOOOOOOO
Six starts laughing at their rookies
Nine stole the aux cord from Six
Six:What?!?!! NO
Nine starts playing their rival band's song
Four woke up at hearing Magicians Voice
Four:OH HELL NAH BEACH
Four quickly grabbed the aux cord and turned off the song and brought out his pocket knife and put it on Nine's throat
Four:FUCK NO
Nine's laughing face became a shook face
Six:Hey Four, don't do it
Seven sneakily took the aux cord and played their favorite song so that everyone can be at peace
Three:Thank the lord
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Setting Up the Instruments
Roles:
•Three-Guitarist, Vocal•
•Four-Piano,Rapper•
•Six-Flute (idk anymore),Rapper•
•Nine-Isn't trusted so he's the manager and extra rapper•
•Eight-Guitar,Vocal•
•Five-Bass,Vocal•
•Zero-Drums,Vocal•
•Seven-Bass,Rapper•
Three:THERE ARE TOO MUCH WIRES ON THE STAGE
Three was tangled up in wires
Nine:Calm down, are you on your period or something?
Seven*from a distance*:THAT'S OFFENDING
Nine:SORRY
Six was just resting since he had the flute (tbh Idk anymore)
Zero:I NEED HELP
Six got up from his chair and went to Zero
Six:What's wrong?
Then Eight suddenly fell down and landed on Five's bass
Five:HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY BABY?!?!?!!?!?
Five:WE ALREADY HAD A CONVERSATION IN THE CAR ABOUT FORBIDDEN TO BE SPOKEN THINGSSSS
Eight:I'M SORRYYYY
They started to argue about how the fans will be disspointed since Five's instrument is broken
Three is still tangled up in the wires, Seven and Nine try to free him but get shocked in the way of untangling the wires with Three but Three experienced the most pain
Three:OWWWWWWWW
Three:AAAAAAHHHHHHH
Seven:Quiet! At least you know you're still alive after the papers that were given to you
Three:Once I get un-AHH- tangled I'll- OWWWW- kill you
Seven:I dare you, I have wires beside me
Four was done setting up he was just watching them
Five walked off through the arguement between him and Eight and didn't look his and fell down on Zero's drums and made a hole
Zero:WHAT THE?!?!?!??!! I SPENT SO MUCH TIME TRYING TO FIX THE DRUMS AND THEN-
Three:OOOOOOWWWWWWW SHIIIIITTTTTTT
Seven:STAY STILL WE'RE ALMOST DONE
Three:ALMOST DONE MY ASS YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN AT MY RIBCAGE PART OF MY BODY
Nine:It's the chest area stupid
Seven looked at Nine wide eyed and started to laugh
Seven:BEACH YOU ARE FUCKED
Nine realized what he did and ran for his life
Three just chased Nine while jumping since he was still tangled up with the wires
While chasing Nine he went too far away and Four's piano fell
Seven:THREE YOU'RE FUCKED
Three looked back and saw a very angry Four
Four:RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BEACH
Three:SHHHHIIITTTTT
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Rehearsing
Roles
•Roles are the same as Setting Up the Instruments but Nine is also the sound engineer•
Nine:1....2....3!
*Insert them singing*
Three's voice cracks
Nine:We are gonna have to start over
Four:OH COME ON, WE ARE ALMOST DONEEEE
Nine:Sorry but welcome to idol life beach it welcomes you with open arms of pressure and everyday's meal is gonna be a starving diet and sleep doesn't excist here
Four flipped Nine off (it means Four gave Nine the bad finger)
Six:Awwwww shit, we gonna have a fight later yas bitch
Zero:I wanna agree with you Six but I think Four is glaring at you
Six looked back at Four and saw Four planning how to kill Six in his sleep
Six:*starts playing the flut with his nose*
Everyone laughed normally except for Four, Four chuckled darkly and brought out his pocket knife
Four:Come here
Seven:You better run
Six ran and Four chased him
Nine:Just continue rehearsing
*insert them singing while laughing at Four and Six*
~Few Hours Later~
They were all trying to hold Four back from killing Seven
Flashback
Zero and Seven were playing truth or dare and Seven chose dare, Zero dared Seven to wake Four up
Seven accepted the dare and challenged death himself
End of Flashback
Zero was holding Four's left lef, Eight was holding Four's right arm, Five was holding Four's waist, Nine was holding Four's shirt which didn't help much but appreciated, Three was sleeping on a chair since he was very tired, Six was just laughing with tears in his eyes watching the others, Seven was behind a curtain which was on stage, Four had a knife in his hands not his pocket knife his knife knife yes people his knife knife
Four:YOU HAVE CHALLENGED DEATH SO COME OVER HERE
Seven:NOOOOOOO, I STILL HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE TO THE CHILDREN IN MY VILLAGE BEFORE I GOOOOO
Zero:AND BUY ME A XBOX SET
Five:AND ME THROUGH MY TOUGH TIMES
Eight:AND-WAIT,I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BUDY
Five:YES YOU ARE BUT-
Four managed to break free and Seven ran from Four
Nine:WE'RE SORRY SEVEN
Seven:THAT'S OK SHIIIIITTTTTT
•The End•
Comments (5)
I actually had the laugh of the year :joy: :joy: :joy:
So michtrerfichtring funny seriously :joy: :joy: :joy:
I loved it :purple_heart:
I recognized some references and HolyShotOfDeathsDrink I laughed so hard (especially for the "YOU HAVE CHALLENGED DEATH" part)
And I'm happy and honoured that you got inspired by a crack head seal I am :joy: :joy: :joy:
I was surprised to see my name in your post tbh
Dw and thanks for inspiring me and my sunbae has noticed me
One of the most satisfying things I have ever read :joy: :joy: :joy: :ok_hand: :ok_hand: :ok_hand:
No wonder a crack head like Nina_Nani helped :joy:
Thank u and Nina_nani didn't help me create this she literally created me so I created this thank her
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Awe~