Three Eyed Emu

Bran Stark is the three eyed Raven.... lets twist this a little for the wonderful pop culture Challenge!

To explain why this is pop culture is as follows: The Great Emu war which had many Australians in defeat has become a meme upon the internet, thus emus can be considered Pop Culture.

In my entry to the #MayThe4th challenge I took a photo of Bran Stark and an Emu then merging them into one by taking Brans head and placing it on an Emus body thus Making....

THE THREE EYED EMU.

Bloodravens Cave

Bloodraven had given bran another paste this time it was further painted with red streaks making it look as if the red lines were veins which made Bran gag. Bran drank the whole thing longing for the return of the sweetness that he has gotten from the previous Paste.

Bran awoke in a grass paddock where an army of men ran at him and these bird creatures standing beside him, The lead bird spoke and Bran somehow understood. “TODAY WE FIGHT FOR OUR FOOD AND OUR FREEDOM. TODAY WE WIN THE WAR MY FELLOW EMUS! MAY GOD BLESS THESE UNITED STATES OF EMU.” And it was at that moment Bran knew he’d fucked up. Bran tried to leave the emu but found himself trapped as the men ran and gained ground toward the Emus until finally the lead Emu wearing the Little General hat and Medal yelled “CHARGE” and thats when they charged and won the great emu war of 32’ .

”Branemu house 1977

And that my children is how I won the great emu war and won our freedom and food. Stay Cool, Stay and School, dont do drugs, give hugs kids. Finally Bran returned to his normal body and stood

”What in the Heck just happened and why do I have the Urge to start a Bird War? Nevermind Jojen get your butt over here” all the while Bloodraven was secretly Blood Emu and ravens teeth is actually Emus Teeth 100% legit story

Thats all from me... SEEYA THRONES XD

#RavensTeeth

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