The Tool of all Tools

When you think of tools in GoT it is difficult to not immediately think “damn! Joffery is the biggest tool, ahh he is actually the whole tool shed” and you would be correct. I found a tool that totally incapsulates Jofferys essence, behold the mighty Banana Slicer!

The banana slicer is cruel just like Joff, it makes people around it feel badly and just plain inadequate. Joff certainly didn’t need a Valerian Steel sword to cut that pigeon pie, the banana slicer would have done just fine! Possibly if Joff sliced his food into small pieces he wouldn’t have choked to death :skull:

The Banana Slicer is often found on internet lists and polls as the most useless, hated, and unnecessary tools, same as our beloved King Joffery! I have also seen the Banana Slicer given as a GAG gift, get it?!? Gag!

#GameofTools

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-Ser Squidix of House Murray