Leaders, It's Been Too Long. Give Me My Damn Title

Listen up, kiddies.

I'm Goatman. You've probably heard of me. YouTube extraordinare, famous for my video entitled GAME OF THRONES: CONQUEST RANT. Both more important and more impotent than any other YouTuber on here. Yeah BecauseGeek, that means you. It's been 2 years, just our chat already.

In this post I will convince you that I need and deserve a permanent custom title.

For too long we devoted shitposters have been shunned and ignored purely because our posts were never very good. We live in a world that values the quality and quantity of blogs over the looks and personality of the bloggers and, frankly, it's an affront to charming, handsome people like myself.

But no more.

I've been here for 2 years. More than 2 years, in fact. I was snubbed in the Thrones Awards last year, and my campaign to win every single award wasn't as successful as I had hoped. But this time, I'm not fooling around. I won't stand for this injustice. I will have what is mine by rights: a permanent custom title of my choosing.

Over the years, I've made several quality posts. I've brought joy to your hearts and smiles to your faces. My theories may not have ever been the most detailed or accurate, but you can't deny the fact that they were always interesting.

I created the notion that Littlefinger was actually a little finger. I'm the genius behind that masterwork.

I rewrote the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune to be about Robert Baratheon, a truly remarkable feat.

I even made a serious blog, once. That took courage.

I fought and bled for this community in the roleplays, back when those were actually good.

In a time when people made "serious" "theories", I was the only one bringing any life to Thrones with my wacky ideas. Nobody wants to read about how Theon Greyjoy is the lost sixteenth child of King Draco Targaryen XXII or whatever the hell you people talk about now. They want to hear about how Davos Seaworth is a 12-year old suffering from progeria.

And can you name a single other person on here who has proposed marriage to our great leader, Sherry? Of course not, because I'm the only one with the guts. And yeah, I got rejected, but what matters is that I tried. And that's all I've done on here. I've tried my best.

And let's face it.

This Amino is in its eleventh hour anyway. It's had its ups and downs, but as soon as season 8 finishes and the dust settles, it'll be dead in the water. We've all been here for a long time, but it's time to let go.

And that's why I need my title now, while the community is still clinging onto these depressing dregs of life. I've been here for 2 years, and in the first one of those years, I made several blogs. And guess what? I'm still here. Where lesser men have fallen, I climb the mountain of their dead s to stand victorious, the sole active on Thrones. And that's why I deserve my title. Not just for my blogs. Probably not for those at all, they're not really very good. For my loyalty.

And yes, you could argue that my loyalty wavered pretty much immediately, when I almost abandoned Thrones for ASOIAF Amino after being here for about 2 weeks. But if you say that, I'll just mock you and avoid the actual point. It's how I've won all my debates on here in the past, and I see no reason to change my strategy.

Anyway, in conclusion, I deserve a title.

Leaders, I expect a PM shortly asking me what title I want.

That's right, leaders. Curators exist, you say? Don't make me laugh. I'm better than that.

And you know what? Throw me some props as well, so I can get Amino+ and really flex my superiority.

Thanks guys. Seeya next time, when I demand to be made a leader.