Hottest Male in Asoiaf?

I've seen a few of these sorts of polls around, but for some reason everyone seems to leave out the truly irrisistable men of this series. So I decided that I'd put my foot down and make the poll everyone has been waiting for.

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The Contestants;

Biter

Not only does he have one of the most beautiful smiles I've ever seen, but he's also the strong and silent type. I go weak at the knees at even the slightest thought of him.

Butterbumps

Now this is what peak performance looks like. Get a good look at that masculine physic. Boy is thicc. Not to mention the fact that he posesses some of the most important qualities. He can lay eggs and swallow entire oranges! Who wouldn't want that?

Walder Frey

We stan a man with experience, and who's more experienced than Walder Frey? He got all those sons and daughters some how :wink: Also who doesn't love a balding head?

Pyat Pree

He is the reason blue lips became a fashion trend, just look at him. He's absolutely gorgeous. It might be because he's a warlock, but I'm definitely under his spell.

Maester Pycelle

So you like beards? Well I have the perfect man for you. Just look at those luscious white hairs sprouting from his chin, imagine running your fingers through it. He's just perfect. Just don't take him on dates to heavily wooded areas. You might lose him and bring a twig home instead.

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