Howdy folks! Azor Ahai reborn here. Today I’m going to review the blood fused piece of shit of a game that is the GoT browser game. The night is dark and full of terrors and so is this game.
Graphics
I couldn’t believe this tumor was ever licensed but here we are. The graphics are absolutely dog shit, rivaling Conquest for the worst graphics ever. I think the original Mario looks like the new CoD compared to this game.
Gameplay
The game starts out asking you which character you want to play as, guess what fucko it doesn’t matter. It’s a city builder/troop trainer with a small dash of turn based combat. The turn based combat is sort of fun but is like the mobile walking dead game only worse. It’s like Conquest, a money suck. There’s a thousand dollar option! You have to pay for black diamonds to train/build faster. This is why most GoT games are a barrel of shit on fire. I wouldn’t wish anyone play this game, let alone someone who enjoys the series or books and is trying to find a fun game to play. It’s base features are all uninspired and stolen. What we need is a Dark Souls type game inside the world of asoiaf. Do you think it’ll happen? No, the fuckers want quick money and to not put any time, effort, and money into their games. It shows that they don’t care about the fans. Quotes taken from a totally real conference.
“How do we make the most money without doing anything?”
“Let’s make a browser game, we can fill it with monetization and if they click the button to close through we’ll send them to a deal after the other.”
“Good thinking John! You get a free meal at Burger King.”
In short, one ad after the other. The other thing is they do this cancerous thing where they say this thing is on a sale for 30 minutes, no the fuck it’s not you baboon. It’ll restart and it says “from 100 to 10,” it hasn’t changed since i was a wee lad. One bad game after the other, Reigns and the Telltale one are the only one that deserves your time.
Verdict
This “game” is 0/10 if I’m being merciful, I hope this game burns on a pyre. #GameofGamers
Comments (10)
I played this coz it was free lol I think the name on Steam is Winter is Coming.
I think we should be payed for playing it
Reply to: Azor Ahai
Lmao