D&D Suck!

It's time to focus a #hatepost on the 2 people that most deserve it, David Benioff and D.B. Weiss.

You Guys Suck!

I'm going to wail away on the show, more specifically what these idiots did to the greatest story ever written. Yes! Martin's story is the greatest story ever written, we all know it. There is no debate. I'll be rambling a bit for this blog, so excuse me if I stray a bit.

Camping Trip

This scene is just obscene and has no redeemable qualities. Granted the Hound needs to kill these men, that is a given. I'm talking about the interaction before the Hound sends them to their maker.

Ass Finger!

What the hell was that??? Cheese and Rice! "This is how you kiss." I don't know what kinda camping trips these dudes have been on, but I don't wanna go. Teflon TV pointed this out in a video after the episode aired and the Don is spot on!

Pissing on Lady Stoneheart

Same episode, Hound is with the BWB, goes to the river to piss. Finally, we are gonna get LSH! Nope, dude whips his pecker out and pisses on every book readers hopes and dreams! Ain't enough to not include her. Nope! These dudes gotta piss on us book fans to boot!

Dorne

What the hell was that? I can fix it easy. Just don't go there. I mean you realized your mistake and killed them all off 1st episode of season 6 anyway. Put Jaime's season 6 plot into season 5 where it belongs to replace Dorne scenes. Problem solved!

Euron

Now you have Jaime's Riverland plot to fill and you can give the Ironborn plot its proper due. A kingsmoot that is as awesome in the show as it is in the books and Dragonbinder! A real threat to Dany and her dragons instead of whatever weak shit you have to come up with now.

Understanding

I'm not even criticizing them killing off Barriston Selmy early and giving his plot to Tyrion, though dude coulda put up more of a fight. I understand Peter Dinklage and Coneth Hill are bigger contract players so you gotta trim some plots and can't cut Varys out for 2 seasons. And I get fAegon. Long story going nowhere. I'll even forgive you for giving Victarion's plot to Yara (why change her name?) and Theon. I was once just a show watcher and I got confused by all the characters too. But be smart about it. Those scenes with Tyriom, Grey Worm and Missandei were painful to watch!

And Stannis!

Fine, he dies. Gotta trim the budget, so you get rid of him early. OK, whatever. But no way, he goes out like that! Dude's a brilliant strategist. He wouldn't just lead everyone to certain death. They're ravaged by winter? Something they are unfamiliar with? Then show it! I'm in Nebraska and the most I saw was flurries. Sometimes we don't even get the plows out for that! And Brienne doing the deed? Really?

Brienne

She seems to be everywhere, yet they leave out her biggest contributions. No Broken Man speech. We get that weak b.s. from Septon Ray around the campfire. Nothing in comparison! And shit! She's wonderimg around everywhere, throw Nimble Dick and his stories in to make her scenes more watchable. Squishers and the legend of the Whispers, fun shit!

Maester Aemon

I don't know if dude was in poor health and they had to change plans? I understand the actor died later. If that is the case, I will give you a , but Sam and Gilly season 6 was an excuse to use the restroom, no more. Make something up better than that!

Braavos ending

Easy fix. Have Arya wait in that room where she turns out the lights on the Waif right after she lets Lady Crane off the hook like we all expected. She can even say goodbye to Jaqen though it makes no sense. But, I will let it so she can deliver the line, "I am Arya Stark and I am going home!"

Sansa marrying Ramsay by chocice!

NO! NO! NO! That rape scene was worse in the books, though it wasn't Sansa. Again, I get the conservation of characters and can forgive her being placed in the North ahead of schedule, but be smart about it!

Bryan Cogman

Fire this dude!

Mark Mylod

Don't let this dude direct ever again! These two were responsible for episodes 7 & 8 of season 6 and you will notice, I have taken great issue with these 2 episodes. I never want to see their names in the credits again!

Have I gone on long enough? Was hoping this would let off a little steam, but I'm more pissed now then when I started. Thanks to Fang, it's because the Khaleesi is AWESOME!

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