ellie @ II

Aye. Ellie on the mic :microphone:

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hey hey hey! after it says ‘now what you’re here for’ there will be spoilers for ii, so dont read further than that if you dont wanna get spoiled! you’ve been warned.

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i really have no words to describe this show, if i had any expectations for it, it sured them by an infinity. everything about it was hilarious, and just seeing them up onstage laughing with us was the best experience of my entire life.

the jokes were hilarious and I really really really loved my city as an audience, the Toronto show was definitely a night to .

photos + face reveal 1!2!1!!1!1

soooo i got some pictures

that was the line to get into the venue !! it was insane

i almost cried when i saw that poster

the set was the most beautiful thing ever

ciel + ava

i didnt think i’d make any friends at ii, but boy was i wrong.

two kids sat in front of my sister and i started to rant about how they don’t understand why phil has less subscribers then dan. one of them looked at me for a split second, so i jumped into the conversation.

we were instantly laughing and having the best time ever before the show had even begun !

ava had Sebastian Stan on her phone case and was the sweetest girl ever.

ciel, ava’s friend from school was wearing an ‘a.ham’ baseball cap from the musical Hamilton and they had hair that kind looked like old school dan.

throughout the whole show, we were laughing and screaming together, and i’m so glad i met them.

from left to right; ava, ciel, me, my sister

wow i’m gross :tm:

but arent ava and ciel the cutest

now what you’re here for

the show.

ok so starting with the playlist, i got into the theatre around when ‘my my my’ by troye sivan had started. i was already flipping.

dan’s siri came on the speaker and told us to buy merch :0000

the theatre was completely full when sudDENLY

say amen began to play

everyone in the theatre was waving their arms and ava and i were singing the lyrics so loudly as ciel pretended to know the words of the song.

just as suddenly...

dUN DUN D U N D UN

!g note!

the whole crowd was singing the song and it was beautiful, the best part was when everyone got up and shouted ‘cARRY ON- We’LL C A R R Y O N’

the show hadnt even started yet.

the lights shut off and the only way of seeing my own hands in front of me was the glowing set.

the crowd went wild, a screaming flooding the whole room, cheers from the pit to the balcony...

a door onstage opened and two shadows stepped out. dan and phil were onstage.

’what are we doing here dan?’

’giving the people what they want,phil.’

we went insane! they immediately started telling us everything that they definitely weren’t gonna be doing in the show, and they demonstrated what they wouldn’t be doing in the show, by doing it onstage.

some of the things that they were n o t gonna do included-

roleplay

’please be careful with the handcuffs- i have sensitive skin!’

getting a dog

’phil- did you to feed them?’

and many other things that they were n o t gonna do, and showed they weren’t gonna do these things by doing them just so we knew what they weren’t gonna do.

the simulation was amazing. dan died at a furry rave and phil ended up making glitter faces with satan.

the truth bombs was absolutely hilarious.

toronto’s group name was brenda!!

dan and phil tied the dan vs phil at 0-0.

and now- we decided who we were going to sacrifice...

then the goddamn intermission happened and Ciel almost threw something.

dan was on the wheel of doom as phil whacked out the projectiles which he’d be launching at dan.

a slingshot

then a bow & arrow

and then the bazooka 3000! which hit dan in the kneecap, he was not amused.

dan and phil switched roles where dan was an angel and phil was the devil.

phil made us afraid of wifi.

dan’s genuine laugh is the most beautiful sound i’ve ever heard.

and the award for best line in the show goes to.....

dan

’meteor smack me daddy’

-dan howell: july 17th 2018

THE ENDING OF THE SHOW

this deserves an entire section of its own.

so after the big annual II awards, dan and phil gave us three nominees of things the people wanted them to do.

1-phil’s disstrack

2-dan playing the piano

3-a video of a dog

now this part actually played me.

dan and phil said they’d be doing one of the three, and it ended up being the dog video.

yeah the dog was cute, but i wanted one of the other two and I actually thought it wasnt gonna happen.

but then dan said ‘we cant just give them one thing’

so

phil sang us his disstrack.

it was the most amazing thing ive ever heard, i’m gonna memorize it soon but i that those burns hurt m e internally.

tHEN DANIEL JAMES WHACKED OUT A BIGASS WHITE PIANO.

AND STARTED TO SING.

THE SONG WAS BEAUTIFUL.

DAN TALKED ABOUT THE EDITING TIPS IN THE SONG.

HE SINGS BEAUTIFULLY.

AND THEN

PHIL ED IN THE SONG

ME, AVA, AND CIEL WERE SQUEEZING EACH OTHERS HANDS AND ALSO CLAPPING ALONG TO THE TUNE AND HONESTLY-

the show ended after the best two hours of my life.

meeting sarah

the show blew my mind, but the amazingness wasn’t over yet. i met sarah! my first amino friend ever and the sweetes girl out there :heart:

idek what to say!! after the show, i was texting her frantically and telling her where i was, i was l o o k i n g a t h e r and we had this moment where we just stared at each other and were confused asf

and then i went ‘sarah?’

and then she nodded slowly and then i hugged her and it was the b e s t

thanks for sticking with me from the beginning!

perhaps i’ll add the photo we took later :eyes: :eyes:

thank you dan and phil

i wanna be sappy here i really do but i dont have the words.

it was all so r e a l if thats any way to describe it.

i love them both so much, thanks for the new friendships, thanks for making me happy and thanks for just being you.

that was the best night of my life, and honestly the joy those two bring me in incompressible.

and when people ask me

’what would two youtubers do on a tour?’

i just grab my dan and phil plushies and tighten my hoodie, looking that person straight in the eye.

’they give the people what they want’

Stay sane.

Stay sophisticated.

And I’ll see you next time if I make it out alive.