Hey guys, it's Shameless. So I saw this, and I thought 'why not, I do this all the time anyway!' So here it is, Maeryn's diss track:
May be triggering. Do not read if easily triggered by swearing and mentions of depression, abuse and self-harm
First off what is this whole 'Hey guys, it's Shameless'
Like wtf you aren't even shameless you're just lifeless
You can't impress your parents, step-monster or not
Because apparently you're not allowed to find girls hot
Not a girl? Not a boy? Wtf are you then?
'You are my daughter, and you will like this boy Ben!'
You have three friends, Jesus man, go get a life
Go out, find a good man, and become a good wife
Let me tell you about my home life quickly:
My mums a bitch who tries to live though me
My dads a cheating bastard, who disrupted the family
I'm mentally abused, nothing I can do
When whatever I do, I always get booed.
What do you expect me to do?
I'll sink into depression, I'll take after young you
But when I start cutting, you know I'm not right
So what do you do? Make us get into a fight!
I run to my friends, who show me two dorks
They were friends since '09, joking 'bout sporks
Two funny British men, that I relate to too much
I become antisocial, watch their vids all through lunch
We resolve, we're good for a bit
Until you leave on my birthday and go and fuck it
You're gone for 10 days, making me feel like shit
Then when you come back, we just won't click!
I'm home for five minutes, wanting to catch up on what I've missed
But in that five minutes, you just get pissed
Smashing my phone, trying to guilt trip me
But what you don't know is that I'll curse your tree!
We fight more and more, I frequently cut
I don't know why, I just go with my gut
I get home one Monday, you start yelling again
But lucky for me, I've got a ive friend
We plan this shit out, me running away
It's not really that bad, just gone for a day
I say I'll go to dads, but I'm really not
We get to their place, but there's one thing I forgot
My brother figured out my plan
And as he sat under the fan
Mother got home, stealing his cool
"Tell me where your sister is, or I'll throw you in the pool!"
He had no choice, I don't blame him
But what I did was apparently a sin
The next night when I went to unpack
I was grounded, my phone taken and not given back
Calm down Maeryn, this is a 'roast YOURSELF' challenge, not your parents. Let's go again
You don't like riding, you don't like socialising
You're underweight, you're lazy and you can't sing
You have no talents, no matter what people say
So just fucking grow up, and get over the gay
There are two genders, girl or boy
You will calm the fuck down, you can have no joy
You're depressed, you're anxious, you can't get a life
Fucking hell, you'll never be a good wife
You say you're creative, when really, you're not
You suck at painting even a single dot!
Your friends are only there out of pity
Maybe you'd have some real ones if you weren't so shitty
You're a smartass, it it already
Fucking fix it mate, don't wait till you're ready.
You were such a good child, such a little angel
Until you met some 'friends' and sunk towards hell
'Australians all let us rejoice' yeah right
Who would want to when you're always picking a fight?
Bullied for years, why would they do that?
Oh wait, they wouldn't have if you weren't such a brat
A dibby-dobbing bitch, just wanting attention
That's all you'll ever be, creating more tension
You used to be popular, used to be funny
Until all your friends left, why would they do that honey?
Now you're the mute, sitting in the corner
Not speaking a word, not a perfect daughter
Not even a daughter, tell us what you are
You wish you could leave, and go somewhere far
You asked if you could change your name the other day
Why would this be, after all, you have to pay
What's wrong with the name you were given?
You should just hide in that corner in your den
You see the way people look at you, their eyes filled with pity
You glare at them though, wanting to be left be
Clutch your knees to your chest, go ahead and cry
After all, it's natural, am I right?
If that's so then why are you mocked?
Boo-hoo Bitch, stop acting shocked.
You're not funny, you're not pretty
You're just an ugly bitch looking for pity
Enough said? I think so.
Even if this list could continue to go
On and on, forever and ever
Up until you die, still classed as a her
You'll never come out, everyone knows that
You're too weak, you're just a rat
Trying to be someone you're not
When in all honesty, you do find girls hot.
You wanna be a girl, a boy, and all in between?
Think again bitch, coz you're gonna clean
You wanna change your name? Oh shit, not you too
Everyone else puts up with theirs, so why can't you?
Write your name as Cody-Mae, you little weakling
Maeryn sounds like a fish you would find snorkelling.
Now just think about that guys, when you think of me
Because apparently my names not Maeryn, it's just ugly Cody

Comments (18)
That went very deep
Did it? I just wrote it :joy:
Reply to: Shameless Phangirl (v sad)
Yeah, but I find it very relatable
:clap: 🏼 :clap: 🏼 :clap: 🏼 Wow! It's so long!
I know, I'm sort of sad about how long it is :grimacing:
Barely noticed this is LONG, I feel like i'm reading a dictionary! But it's ACE!
Thanks
Reply to: Shameless Phangirl (v sad)
You is welcome
This is beautiful ♡
I know I don't know you, and I probably never will, but I think you're an awesome person, and we're all here if you need someone to talk too.
Thank you sm, I'll that :blush: