Heyo, frendorinos, Salty here.

I see all these fancy shmancy bios everywhere and I'm just like "hey I can be a cool kid," so here we are today. Hope ya'll enjoy! :heart:

Here is where I keep my growing list of online chums

StarryEyedButterfly - My inspiration🥂

Inuktiplater - My memetastic spellbinder :dizzy:

STARCORules - My favorite artist 🖌

Bubbleknot - My co-leading buddy :cherry_blossom:

Angebenaa - My kindness coach 🕊

Current Fandoms

>Miraculous Ladybug

>Gravity Falls

>Voltron Legendary Defender

>Camp Camp

>Hamilton

>-<

-General Info-

My pen name is SaltyLoaf, but my real names Anna.

I'm a ordinary anglosaxion female with short blonde hair and glasses. You can imagine all you want don't expect a face reveal anytime soon... unless I cosplay ;3

I'm a teenager who doesn't exactly feel comfortable sharing their exact age. I feel that those who know my true age don't take me seriously. But I promise you, I spit it out like wildfire whenever I'm asked, so if you are curious... what a secrety secret I know.

My birthday is June 3rd, my zodiac is Gemini, and my birthstone is pearl.

I'm short and according to my family I will always be short. 4' 11 to be exact. (Edit: Four months later and that still hasn't changed, ;-;)

I've been a writer ever since I could write, telling the tales of my stuffed animal Puppy. Very creative, I know.

Star vs the Forces of Evil got me into writing again after a long hiatus, and even motivated me to start drawing.

As you may or may not be able to tell, I'm quite sarcastic and have a broad and dark sense of humor. I don't really tend to laugh out loud or cry or... show emotion to posts here. So if I say any of those things...

im probably lying to make you feel better

I'm a straight A student with wonderful penmendship, according to my teachers and peers. I am one you may call, a teacher's pet. Shhhh.

Cats are my best friends. I've got five of 'em.

But wait I've got real ones too. Actually, matter of fact, I have recruited my best friend right here into our fandoms! Everyone give it up for Lol_Dont_Ask!

Don't worry, I'm workin' on the name ;3

jk I love 'er

-Fandom Facts-

My first episode was Sleepover. However I did not truly get into the show before my cousin convinced me to watch the whole of season one.

When I discovered I loved this fantasy world, I binge watched it in its entirity over a weekend.

My brother hates that I watch the show but ha, I'll do it anyway nerd.

My favorite songs from the soundtrack are Last Piggyback and Buff Frog Theme.

My favorite character is Marco Diaz, only child.

My runner ups are Glossaryk and Buff Frog.

My favorite episodes are Storm the Castle and Toffee. However my answer seems to change every time someone asks me.

My favorite quote is "The point of Earth magic is letting it entertain you by pretending it's real. Just like love." I want it to be my senior quote.

I ship Starco. However I am an acceptor of all ships, and am very open-minded in general.

Star vs the Forces of Evil, surprisingly enough, is my least favorite of all my fandoms right now. Without all you guys here ing me, I would have left months ago ;3

And all the aminos that come with them!

>-<

The format of this bio was inspired by none other than Ally. I probably didn't need to credit her, but I'm just gonna throw that out there.

Overall everyone, cheers to a new year, a new life. Happy 2018! 🥂