Competitive Friesians #2

Good morning everyone who's listening!

Editor's note: They can't listen

to this it's a written down blog post :grimacing:

Today... We are making the second part of... Competitive Friesians! Yep! There are so many sports in this world that we couldn't stop trying to do them, but we failed... Every time... I mean, this is SSO after all! Of course we would fail!

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Football

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Holly: Guyzzzzz immm bored!

Katy: Good for you, so am I. :pensive:

Clover: Wanna be cool, and play football?

Holly: Oh no...

Katy: I haven't played football in ages!

Clover:Okey, so, let's play it in the South Hoof.

*They ride to the docs in Fort Pinta*

*All three miss the ferry*

Holly: This is OUTRAGEOUS! UGHHH! :persevere:

Katy: ugh it's so hot here

Clover: okay I got us a football now let's play!

Katy: Right here, on the docs!? But we need a field to play it! :fearful:

Clover: It will be fine!

Holly: So uhhhhh how do you play?

Clover: so you have to tackle each other jump on top of each other. Whoever is in the middle of that gets a point!

Holly: this sounds dangerous. :hushed:

Katy: Wait a second...

Clover: What is it?

Katy: I am from Europe, y'all! Football literally stands for feet + a ball! You are supposed to run around with a ball, kicking it with your feet and score by kicking it through the goal net thingy.

Clover and Holly: *blink blink*

Katy: YOU JUST DESCRIBED RUGBY!

Clover and Holly: *blink*

Clover: What's rugby?

Katy: You know what, forget it! *walks over to a corner* I am not playing.

*So the games begun*

*Clover went running after Holly, trying to tackle her*

Holly: AAAAGAGH! GO AWAY! *Holly hugged the ball while galloping all over the place*

Clover: GET BACK HERE!

*While they were running around, the ferry arrived*

Holly: MY SAVIOR!

Clover: NO! YOU CAN'T GO ON THAT FERRY! :persevere:

Katy: Omg, guys, don't leave me here!

*Holly runs onto the ferry followed by Clover*

Clover: Aha! *Jumps onto Holly and tackles*

Holly: AAGAGAGAGGG! :dizzy_face:

*The ferry took it's leave*

Katy: No! Guys! NO! You can't do that!

You left me here all by myself! :sob:

And that was the last time Katy saw Clover or Holly. They went tackling over into the sunset. :hand:

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Swimming

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Harper- *gallops anxiously around Silversong River*

Now. The quest is on the other side of this river. If I could just...

*takes a leap of faith across the river*

“The water is too deep. You must return to shore.”

Darn!

Liv- Hey Harp! Whatcha doing?

Harper- Trying to get across the river. :unamused:

Liv- You don’t know how the trick?

Harper- WHAT TRICK!?

Liv- Y’know.. where you start at a jump and have less water to cross?

Harper- Teach me! :smile:

Olivia- Hi Liv, hi Harper!

Harper- Piggo, please help me.

Olivia- With...?

Harper & Liv- Swimming!

Olivia- You guys seriously don’t know how to swim?

This is Star Stable! It’s easy!

Harper- Sure.

Liv- I had a technique, but I kinda sorta forgot exactly how to do it.

Olivia- :joy:

Harper- Meanie!

Olivia- How about we make this like a competition?

Liv- A competition? Why? How?

Olivia- To see who can swim across first, the fastest.

Harper- You’ve got to be kidding me.

So basically we’re doing the Olympics. In SSO.

Olivia- Right.

Liv- But on Horses. In water.

Olivia- :smirk:

*ten minutes later*

Olivia- , this is a game.

And I’m gonna beat you!

Harper- Yeah right!

Liv- Maybe, maybe not.

Random person who is totally irrelevant to this story- ON YOUR MARK...

Harper- ahhh!

Random person who is totally irrelevant to this story- GET SET...

Harper- Ahhhh!!

Random person who is totally irrelevant to this story- GOOOOOO!

Harper- AHHHHHHH!

Olivia- HEHEHE.

Liv- Oh no you don’t Oli!

*pushes Olivia away*

Harper- AHHHHAHAHAHAHHA!

*runs around, screaming her head off*

I’LL NEVER GET TO THE QUESTTTTTT!

Olivia- Almost. There...!

Liv- So close!!

Harper- I’m coming in!

“The water is too deep. Please return to shore.”

Olivia- Nuh-uh SSO message!

I won’t listen to you!

*they reset and start again*

Liv- I’M ON THE OTHER SIDE!

“You’ve fallen, but miraculously you’ve gotten up. Be careful next time!”

Liv- DARN IT!

Olivia- Okay... strategy is key here...

*pulls out a key and wiggles it around it the water*

Never mind then.

Harper- Why am I doing this?

Shouldn’t I be returning potatoes to Marley by now?

Olivia & Liv- Wait. WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

Liv- Harper.....

Harper- Uhm. I stole potatoes. Yeah. But they were delicious so...

Anyway...

*runs in the water*

Olivia- Here!

“Network Error”

Liv- FINALLY!

“Network Error”

Harper- YESSSSSS!

“5 Year Chat Ban”

*loses balance*

“Network Error”

DARN IT!

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Chess

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Apple is hanging out with Peppermint, her fjord, at Jamie's Cafe when she spots Claire and Delilah.

Apple: OMG GUYS!!

Delilah: What?

Apple: I decided to...

[C[Claire: To... *gestures for Apple to continue*

Apple: Play chess!! :D

Claire and Delilah: Whaaa?

Claire: How can we play CHESS in SSO? 🤣

Apple: Well.... In chess there is usually a checkered board and some pieces.

The checkered Board is useless, I don't even know why chess has a checkered board. Sooooo we don't need to get that. Then our horses can be the ponds, knights, crooks, bus stops, Kings and Queens!

Delilah: Are you sure you got the piece names right? :sweat_smile:

Apple: Um... Yea... Now, moving on. We can set up the"Board" at the Riding Arena!

*The trio heads over to the arena; multiple horses in hand*

Claire: Uhhh guys.... I need some help.

Apple: *Turns around* With wha- °^°

Delilah: Did you bring ALL your horses Claire? :open_mouth:

Claire: Ye. :sweat_smile:

Apple: Here. Delilah, can you take my horses?

Delilah: Sure! *Grabs Apple's horses' leads*

*Apple takes 10 of Claire's horses and takes her 2 horses from Delilah*

Claire: Thanks! Now let's get playing!!

Apple: *Pulls on horses reigns* How do I make her go diagonally?

Delilah: Why would she need to go diagonally? :joy:

Apple: I thinks ponds can only go diagonally. ;-;

Delilah: . . . How will we do that? O-o

Apple: *Fidgets around with horse*

Ahhhhhhh!!! *Horse gallops*

Do not tickle your horse!!! They will fly away!!!! :fearful: *Apple states as her horse starts flying across the arena* HaLp!

*3 seconds later*

Apple: I CAN FLYYYY!

Claire: Oh boy. 🤦

Delilah: I wonder if...*Wiggles horses ear* Ahhhhhhh! *Horse spirals into the sky* NOPE! DO NOT DO THAT EITHER! :dizzy_face:

Claire: Nuuu! Don't leave meeee! *Looks around* Is there a horse instruction manualy

Claire: *Looks in horse's mane* Ah ha! :bulb: I found one!

Claire: *Flips through quickly* This is in... French?

Claire: Uhhh. Well I guess I do know a tinsy bit of French! :D

Claire: Hmm. Jump under... Log?? Did I read that wrong?

Claire: Eh. Couldn't hurt to try!

Claire: *Struggles to push horse under log* Why is your bottom so big?? You know what!! I'm gonna figure this out WITHOUT the... *Attempts to read the title* How to... Something... your horse manual. :grin:

Claire: Maybe I... Pull this ear? *pulls horses left ear* and tickle her stomach at the same time? *Tickles CinnamonMagic's stomach*

CinnamonMagic: *Floats up and diagonal*

Claire: I DID IT!!! I MASTERED CHESSSSSS! :triumph:

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Thank you guys so much for appreciating our work, it means a lot for our little Doublecorn community. Hope you had a great fun laughing time. Because...

We have to say goodbye for tonight!

#FunnyFriesians