The Scariest Characters in Smash Bros ((BSB: Ep. 8))

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Hey there Spookheads! Its me, Dark Chrono!

And man oh man. Is halloween a great time of the year. I've been spending all week decorating my house! And you're just in time to see the finished product!

.... There's going to be a special place in hell for people like me.

Let's try and correct this wrong..

The Scariest Characters In Smash Bros

Well here's a good place to start! Characters! Lets get in that Halloween spirit! The Smash Bros Ultimate roster has some pretty creepy characters in it.... So turn off the lights, grab yourself some witch's brew and let's get this spooky show on the road.

Number 5

You know a creature that I find terrifing?

Flamingos. But that's besides the point!

You know what else is terrifying? Crocodiles. Now, imagine a giant, huge, walking crocodile.

Now through that idea out the window, because turtles are the real menace here.

Bowser

Bowser may not be to frightening draw in his cartoony Mario style. But the fright comes when you imagine him as he would look in the REAL world.

Sharp yellow scales, a shell the size of a tank with dagger like spines. Teeth that could shred a warship, fire breath that could burn down a forrest.

His eyes could melt through steel, his fiery red hair and evil apperance would be enough to send even the bravest if soldiers running for the mountains.. However, there are plenty of other scary characters in Smash....

Number 4

Bowser is frightening and all.... But there's a similar dragon creature that I feel is a bit more scary..... The purple space dragon pirate himself,

Ridley

I mean, just look AT him.

He's boney, jarring, and so putrid and evil looking he could rot your body with a single look. He's violent, cruel, and a pure terror.

His boney appearance in combination with his sharp teeth and eyes give him an appearance of raw terror. He's a true terror to face off against.

His frightening appearance makes total sense coming from the Metroid series. Since said series has horror elements mixed in with its run and gun gameplay.

Number 3

Alright, Ridley and Bowser were the starters for this list. No where near as scary as the other three on this list. So let's get on with the ACTUAL list, shall we?

Wii Fit Trainer

.... What? Hey she's scary!!

The prospect of exercising alone is enough to send shivers done my spine.. Yikes.. But that's not why she's on this list.

Just look at her.. Those cold dead eyes.. That pale skin.. Those long limbs.. W-Wait a second.. Why does that look familiar....?

....

....

Wait.....

GAHHHHHH!! SLENDERMAN!!

:skull: : You rang?

:diamonds: : AHHHHHH! HE TALKS!

:skull: :.... Yeah, of course I talk. Why wouldn't I?

:diamonds: : B-Because uh.. You're a monster!

:skull: : Racisim is sick dude.

:diamonds: : Its not racism!

:skull: : Mhm. Heard that one before.

:diamonds: : That's not the point here!

The point is that I've exposed her! Wii Fit Trainer is none other THAN SLENDERMAN!!

Thus putting her at Number 10 on my scariest characters list!

:skull: : Racist.

:diamonds: : Knock that off!! :anger:

Number 2

Okay, just hear me out on this. You listening? Okay,

Kirby

Wait hear me out!

So think about it. Imagine this, you're walking through a nice meadow. Nothing really going on. Just oht for a stroll. You say hey to some of your friends as you . Life is good!

But suddenly.. In the distance.. Something is coming.. Its fast.. It runs over hills and fills over holes. It can swim, fly, and run, no matter where you go it will follow. And all it has to do to eradicate you?

Inhale.

And to make matters worse, it comes in this cute unthreatening package. It just looks so adorable! How could it possibly hurt you? So if you complain to anyone they think you're insane!

You guys don't think I'm insane, right?

RIGHT!?

Number 1

Picture this, you're taking a nice long stroll through the woods. The birds are chirping, there's a calm wind, AND THEN BAM. Out of no where comes a swarm of multi-colored creatures! They slap at you! Posioning, burning, crushing, shocking! Soon you topple over unable to weather the assault of a thousand creatures!

They lift you up, and take you back to their mothership. Where you lifted up inside and fed to the ship to create more of them!

Olimar

This guy controls a MASSIVE army. One with all sorts of special abilities and powers! He controls a hundred soliders all with the capabilities to carry a thousand times their weight.

Olimar's pikman could kill you, destroy you, and dispose of your boddy with such ease. No one would ever know what happened to you, a full reset.

Game

Over.