Ok this was originally gonna be a Ridley guide but then i just started typing and yeah here ya are boom bam
The last metroid, is in captivity
But the galaxy, is not at Peace
Samus point of view
I the day i got that envelope, man was i overjoyed, every so often i could take a break from bounty hunting and do something else for a change. Fight different warriors one on one, or multiple at the same time in a free for all. Some were easier then others, and they all had their advantages. That giant ape was an easy target, but when he got to me, he hurts, but the goddamn yellow rat, And that pink puffball... Both of them, those were hard fights.
Then the next event happened, many new challengers, there was a child version of that swordsman in green, a little version of that yellow rat that hurt itself when he used lightning, poor thing, along with many others. Heh, many considered me very good at that event, called me "competitively viable" i like that phrase for some reason. That one pink puffball, the one that could eat people for their abilities, was considered one of the worst in the game... Heh, thats what happens when you steal my cannon. The other one though... Mmmm yeah f*ck that
There was a third event, im enjoying this a lot. Even more new fighters were introduced, but some never got another offer for this one... That must suck. Now both pink puffballs are not considered good, unfortunately, neither was i... But they allowed me to take my armor off, good for me, even though the varia suit might be my personal favorite and very useful, it kinda downgraded my speed. I took my armour off and fought, and people considered me really good again. Also peole were staring at my chest... And my behind, creeps. Gave captain falcon a good beating each time we fought because of this. Oh yeah and there was that short masked round swordsman, I'm not going to say anything more. I also teamed up with that yellow rat, i found it trapped in a machine, i helped it escape. He's kinda adorable.
A fourth event? How many of these will there be? So i got another invitation but there was 2 of them, one for me and... One for my suit? Huh. It appears they programmed my suit to do its usual moves without me in it, so it can fight, while i fight with my zero suit, or i have the option to fight with my clothes that show most of my body, hey feels better then my kinda tight zero suit. My suit didint do so good but I was once again, considered one of the better fighters. Goddamnit i never wanted to see that imposter again, but looks like its an assist trophy... Goddamnit i cant kill it.
Im not even suprised anymore, a fifth event, but there was a new spin on this one. Everybody from events of the past were coming back, now their were 3 swordsman in green. I just call them link, link little, and link tiny, all in the same game, and now big links in blue. We were still getting new fighters like usual, there was a princess who copied peaches moves, but had a different personality, and these kids with ink who could turn into squids at will, so many fighters.... But they also announced a third one, i was kinda excited for the name that was about to come out of the mouth of the announcer, but oooooooh that exciting feeling was heavily misplaced. My smirk immediately turned into the most shocked face, i dropped my stun gun in shock.
Ridley, was coming to smash
I picked up my stun gun off the ground at pointed it at the door the princess and the squid kids came out, finger on the trigger, ready to beat the shit out of him and send him to his demise... Again. The announcer came up on the speaker and said "It would appear our newest fighter cannot make it currently, but will us later on". Oh? I then silently swear to make sure he does not make it here, no matter the consequences. I walk over to mario
"Heya samus. Isint that your arch enemy?"
I've known this plumber for longer then pretty much everyone else here besides the one im about to go kill.
"Mario, i need your help"
"Hm?"
"I need your help to kill him"
"..... Samus you know you cannot-a do that"
"He killed my parents, mario"
"Samus, my arch nemesis has stolen my girl more times then i have fingers to count, and i still invite him to go-kart with me, sometimes you have to learn to forgive"
Peach chuckles besides him
"He killed my parents... Right in front of me, he has brought disaster to multiple planets with the space pirates, he is beyond the point of forgiveness, especially from me"
"Samus I-"
"Please mario"
"..... Alright samus, i will-a help you"
"Thank you mario, thank you so much"
"We should do this as soon as possible, before he gets here"
"Agreed, lets set out right now"
"Letsa go"
I put my suit on and We both exit, i noticed im being followed by megaman, who was standing right next to me when i was talking to mario, i turn around wondering what he was up to, I kinda thought he was cool, i liked all his weapons, i would ask him about them but he chooses not to talk for some reason
"Megaman i know you heard me, i have to do this"
He nods. Up and down
"Oh. Thought that would be harder"
I turn to walk off with mario but he kept following me
"... Do you wanna to come?"
He nods again
"Alright then, that helps"
Later, we happen upon a hallway in a facility, kinda like a bridge, in a giant room
We're walking down this long bridge, long fall beneath us, im walking, and i hear 2 swooping noises but don't pay much attention to it until i realise "what if its him" i breathe deeply, and point my blaster back, but i dont see anything. Besides marios hat on the ground... Where's mario? Megaman is gone too. Im standing there in confusion, i would have heard their footsteps walking away if thats what they did so it can't be that. I hear something, and it's getting louder. I brace for the worst and something BURSTS through the floor. My fear was true. It's him.
Our fight was long, brutal. I took my armor off and I got some combos in, he got some massive hits back, after a long battle i jump into the air and burry him in the floor
"You killed them didint you?"
I stunned him with my gun
"Just like my parents"
I kick him into the air, ready to entend the combo, but he flies away, and comes back, drags me across the floor, and the wall, he then throws me. My body feels broken, but i must go on. I get up slowly to my feet ready to fight once more. I rush him, jump, and have a kick aiming straight at his face, he dodges it, and then
"AGHHHH"
His tail.. That damned tail. That hurt so much. Just feeling it in me, and looking down to see a tail in and through my stomach, blood rushing out of me and onto his tail
"... Im sorry mom, dad, i couldn't get him"
He removes his tail from me, i collapse, bleeding out like crazy....... Wait what? Im back at the smash event? Is that mario and megaman?
"Wait you guys are alive? What happened?"
"That thing impaled me"
Megaman nods next to him
"Seems you lasted-a longer then us"
"How are we alive?"
"Seems nobody can die until the event ends, we just keep respawning"
"Huh"
And here we are, time has ed since then, me and ridley have fought multiple times, mostly him challenging me. Alot of new fighters have ed since then too. Like that a cat? Those muscles.... How long are that new girls arms?
Hope you all enjoyed or atleast read this till the end. I'll actually make a ridley guide sometime
Heres the thumbnail for that post imma make
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