Super Smash Bros Legends Season 3!

GREETINGS, GUNVOLT GANG!

You saw the title... my hit story series Super Smash Bros Legends is finally returning for its third season! I'll just show you this sneak peek for you to see what's in store...

I mowed down the mindless soldiers in front of me. Wave after wave, they came charging. To think they would willingly give up their consciousness for that maniac. Was everything that the Resistance Force fought for... was it for nothing? After Tabuu unleashed a deadly attack, I myself suffered a mental attack, much like many others. I overcame this though, eventually finding more work as a Mercenary and tearing my opponents to shreds like the Ashen Demon I was known as.

I moved forward to storm the castle. My allies, dead. Even the person who hired me was killed. It was my job to protect him, but he was killed. I shot Failnaught through a row of them, piercing right through their chests. I struck around me with Areadbhar, taking out anyone who got close. And finally, I quaked the ground with Aymr, sending them into the air. Even if now they had no feelings, even if they were just puppets of that monster, it's hard not to at least feel some sympathy...

Suddenly, tons of them came swarming at me. I tried to fight them with Aymr, but when I slammed it into the ground, someone came from behind and kicked me over. They grabbed my weapons, I was only left with my Blade, and they reached for that too. The mud covered my coat, but I still tried to stand. All I saw was thousands of emotionless beings, ready to kick me into the dirt. Nothing could save me now, could it? Forgive me everyone, my battle ends here...

I awoke in a castle. This was a familiar setting to say the least. This was Dharkon Castle... just altered to suit its new master. I worked here under Cloud as a Mercenary, for a while... I do what I must, no hesitation.

Above me were several armed guards, with blades at my throat. My sword was gone, as were my other weapons. It's at times like these where I wish I could use Divine Pulse to turn back the clock. Damnit Sothis, why won't you work at the most pivotal of times!?

"What do you want?" I struggled, looking up at the new master of this castle, Crazy Hand. I tried not to make any suspicious movements, or else all of his minions would kill me in an instant.

"Me? I wish for you to me, Ashen Demon!"

The way he spoke angered me. It was like he couldn't take anything seriously.

"And why should I? What do you plan on doing?!" I asked.

"Why, you are exceptionally strong! You can benefit my conquest greatly!"

"What conquest!?"

"We will eradicate those who dare question those in power. We shall cause mayhem amongst the masses, make them all go crazy! It'll be hilarious!"

"You would do that after this uninterrupted peace that the Resistance Force ushered? Is this some kind of twisted joke!?"

"Oh, you're no fun..." Crazy Hand sighed. "You really think I'd keep beating this dead horse of a series for ANOTHER season?"

"Uh... what?"

"April Fools!"

"Huh!?"

Yep, you've been tricked! :wink:

I guess that's my April Fools post for the year done. Welp, time to head into the bomb shelter, I think I hear Mug's footsteps. This has been your host Azure, happy April Fools, and have a great day!