5 New Bosses for Smash Ultimate ((SSBlogs: Ep. 25))

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5 New Bosses for Smash Ultimate

Noooooow. To start off this "incredibly" "original" list that absolutely no one else has ever done.

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5 New Bosses for Smash Ultimate ((SSBlogs: Ep. 25))-[BCU] Countdown to Ultimate
[BCU] 53 Days Remain

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Oh what do you know!! You're just a face!!

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Anywhatways, to start off this list we have the devil of Termina, the creator of chaos.

So now that it looks more and more like LoZ was a liar and a fake people are beginning to doubt Skull Kids inclusion as a character this time around. And for good reason, he definitely didn't have this much popularity during the Smash Ballot. Well, Skull Kid is STILL a popular character!

Plus those freaking chairs in the back of the August Direct

Either way, he's still popular! So if he can't be a character in Smash, what else could he be? Well, if he isn't an assist again, why not have him as a boss character?

So, this boss fight would of course take place on a Legend of Zelda stage. Perhaps one based on the Moon from Majora's Mask, or a generic forest stage, or what have you. The battle would start off with you facing off against Skull Kid. He'd use his different attacks and spells from the actual game. Like levitating, teleporting, etc. The player would have to rely on aerial attacks a lot more (#FORWARDAERIAL) since Skull Kid would remain airborn the whole time.

Once the player defeated the Kid of Skull they'd enter part two of the battle. The mask would disconnect from Skull Kids face, letting fall as a trophy in the background, and turn into the Majora's Incarnate form from the final boss of Majora's Mask. This form would be a bit harder than Skull Kid, but would also be less of a pain to fight. Since the mask would switch between aerial and ground based movement.

At the end of the battle the player would receive both Skull Kid's and Majora's trophy for their vault.

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From Devil to god, let's take a look at our next boss. The one and only, the creator of Pokemon, the first and only Arceus!

That's right! A step up from Rayquazza in Smash Bros Brawl in my eyes. Arceus deserves to have better representation in Smash. He was a Pokeball Pokemon in Smash 4, but come on! I think that's selling him a little short. I believe he should be promoted to the next highest posititon.

A playable fighter!

.... What? Okay fine! He can just be a Boss then!

Arceus would of course be summoned on a Pokemon stage. He would work the best on Spear Pillar, but could also appear else where. He'd be summoned in and would preform many different attacks on the stage and players. Some of which would be-

Hyper Beam:

Arceus charges up a blast and shoots a large lazer down at the stage. This move can be shot vertically, horizontally, or diagonally.

Recover:

This move is used in tandem with Gravity on some occasions. Arceus flies to the top center of the screen and slowly begins to lower his percentage by 2% each second.

Gravity:

Arceus lets out an incredible roar. For the next few minutes all fighters are screen are far heavier. Making it harder to jump and remain airborn for more than a split second. Arceus will often use this move then fly up high to use recover.

Judgement:

Arceus flies over the top of the screen. As he does so spear of light strike down and stab into the stage. If a player hits one they will be dealt damage as well as being stunned for a few moments.

Extreme Speed:

Arceus zaps back and forth diagonally across the screen. Dealing quick damage to players, though it wouldn't do too much. However, since you'd be hit by it multiple times the damage would rack up.

Earth Power:

Arceus would give out another roar, pillars of fire would erupt everywhere across the stage. Knocking players into the sky with severe damage if hit by it.

Hyper Voice

Arceus kneels down by the stage and lets out, you guessed it, he roars, only this time it blows players backwards off the stage. Similar to the Gust Bellows.

Each of the moves would act like they do in the game. The roar I mentioned so many times would be his signature cry from the Pokemon games.

Just like Skull Kid and Majora he drop his trophy for the player to collect once defeated.

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With Donkey Kong losing his DK Bongos as his final Smash we really need some new bongo rep in Smash!!!!!!!!!!!!! Which is why I say we need-

Bongo Cat as a boss

Okay okay, for real though. A living bongo (sort of) but really more of a living totem poles. The king of the Tikis, the lord of the luau,

Tiki Tong! This giant beast was the final boss and main antagonist of Donkey Kong Country Returns. Now, why choose THIS character to be the boss rep for the Donkey Kong series? Why not the final boss from Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze? Well, I chose Tiki Tong since I feel he could be far more unique with his large floating hands and head. Not to mention Tiki Tong was the villain that brought the DK series back to into the spotlight!

Tiki Tong would appear on Jungle High Jinx (Which has not been confirmed yet) since that stage is based after his game of origin. Tiki Tong would descend down upon the stage. His head would remain in the background for the first half of his boss fight while his hands are in the foreground. The player would have to attack and damage the hands until they break away. At this point he would bring his head forward to fight the rest of the battle.

His moves would differ based on what form the battle was in.

Hand Stage:

Tiki Tong would use the kinds of moves you would image. Punching, slamming his hands on the stage, slapping, grabbing the characters, etc. Basically a powered down version of the Master Hand and Crazy Hand boss fights.

Head Stage:

In this stage you would have to be light on your feet to avoid being crushed by his head. The moves he could use within this stage would be shooting spinning fireballs from his mouth, creating shockwaves, flying into other players, and slamming the bottom half of his tiki jaw onto the stage.

Once defeated you'd gain his trophy for your gallery.

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Onwards to our next character! Hailing this time around from the Sonic franchise. Over the years Sonic the Hedgehog has had a plethora of boss battles. Out of all of them however, there is one I'd like to see over all others.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?? I didn't choose an Eggman boss fight!? You're darn right I didn't. Everyone and their grandmas pick Eggman to be a Sonic boss. But me, heh. Well I'm a-

Yep! I'm choosing to see Metal Sonic as a boss in Smash Ultimate. I feel Metal Sonic would be just as good a boss as Eggman. However Eggman is more likely since he's the series villain. But Metal Sonic is extremely popular, not to mention would have a pretty cool boss battle if he DID appear.

PLUS HIS THEME DEAR ARCEUS THAT IS A GOOD THEME

Personally I'm hoping to see a Stardust Speedway stage for Metal Sonic to appear on. However, since this is looking unlikely he could just appear of Green Hill Zone of Windy Hill Zone.

Metal Sonic would fly in from either the left or right sides of the stage. He'd use several moves derived from his appearances of course. Some of his attacks and moves would be-

-Attaching a forcefield and swooping down into the players. Knocking them to the sides of the screen.

-Firing a large lazer down at the screen. He'd be able to move the blast from left to right. Basically Lucario's old final Smash.

-Releasing a large shockwave against one side of the screen

-Firing off several motion sensor bombs onto the stage

Much like Skull Kid he would remain air born for most of the fight. So I hope you're good at aerials!

Alright! Before we get to my final and most wanted pick let's hit some honorable mentions.

Honorable Mentions

Metal Mario (I think he'll be an echo)

Fire, Wind, Water, and Earth Blight Ganons.

Giovanni

Tabuu

Enderdragon

Petey Piranha

Guzzlord

Egg Dragoon

Hades

King Boo

Total Chaos

Alright, with those covered I'm off to my last and most wanted boss character for Smash Bros Ultimate.

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Alright, this is probably something no one else would ever ask for. But after thinking over this idea I started to love it more and more. Which is my most requested boss is-

That's right. An avatar creator. The Mii Maker has been on every Nintendo console after the Wii. The Miis themselves have become synonymous with the brand. Even on the Switch, where they're not really needed all that much, they are still there they even upgraded the maker! And with the Miis in Smash, even being used as the Multimen in Smash 4, I thought it would be a funny inclusion to have their very creator as a fightable boss.

This boss would appear on stages like Pictochat or Flat Zone. Stages with no real mascot or character representation in the game. The Mii Maker would appear over head. IT would be comprised of the customizer box, a red hand, and a blue hand. The hands would like the Wii cursors.

The hands would select different character types and buttons from their maker and drop the miis into the battlefield. Essentially turning Multimen into a boss fight. While fighting off the multimen you'd also have to find time to get hits in on the hands themselves. As they are the true boss here. Once one hand is destroyed the flow of multimen would slow down. Since it would only be one hand working the machine. There could even be a bit of a random element as to how many hands would show up to fight. Up to four but no less than two. The more hands there are the harder the fight becomes.

Once destroyed the maker will begin to spark and crack. Until it explodes. The machine will drop its own trophy and have a rare chance of dropping custom moves for miis or mii costumes for them.

Well that's it for my list. Who do you feel deserves to be a boss? Do you think anyone should NOT be a boss? Tell me be-

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