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Let's talk about my biggest ass trigger in this entire community.
{Sal x Larry}
OH. MY. F U C K!
I'm trying to find out where to get started here. I hate this, I really really do.
1. Larry is Sal's step brother
2. They're best friends not lovers
3. Sal isn't gay or transgender
Really can't stress this shit enough and it makes me honestly so triggered. I can't look through Sally Face fanart without seeing them making out or... What is this? OH NO! Not even blurred out! Gross-
I am talking peepee after peepee after peepee when I just want to look at my precious fucking bOI SAL!!!
Y'all can already see how I feel about this ship. NOPE.
{Sal x Travis}
*facepalm* Why guys... Just why...
Okayyyyy, I get iiiittttt. Travis is ashamed of liking Sal, and Sal finds him in the bathroom so he tries to help. That's just how Sal is. He is a kind person who cares very much for others, he was trying to help him out because he sees that there is nothing wrong with being gay and Travis' dad is like mega religious preacher boi. Just think about it. Sal talks about how HIM and his group of friends aren't gay except Todd, who is really gay. Sal isn't gay. Honestly guys, he's straight and male lmao, stooopppppp.
The fanart for Sal x Travis isn't as bad because it's mostly shy kissing and them talking to each other, not them doing STUFF that involves each other's peepees. That stuff is sadly still out there though.
{Sal x Ashley}
Let me get this out of the way real quick-
I FUCKING HATE ASHLEY!
It took her 3 GODDAMN YEARS to get a picture of a ghost?? A fucking ghost that is restricted to his death place??? Really b? Sal is dead because of her! OH! MY! FUCK!
As much as I hate this character with every essence of my soul, this is the ship that Steve Gabry(the creator of the game) has intended for Sal. Yep, there's proof as well. That scene where it's legit the cliche.
AAAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY FUCK SHE IS THE OOOONNNNEEEEEEE
Yeah, this bitch is the intended ship, sorry Sally Face gay Sal shippers.
I really don't find it necessary to talk about any others because hell no.
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F u c k. The salt in this post- I. Love. It.
Lmao