Barkeep: "you really want a drink? You sure y' ain't gonna rust or something?"
Rusty: "trust me. I can't get any rustier. Also i have an alcohol tank so I can get drunk without rusting. And yes, it does make a whistle sound "
Barkeep: "alright then???"
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I came looking for a bad pun and was pleasantly surprised by a pun that was so bad it was good.