Oof I have a theory that no one will like

Wuss poppin’ it’s ya boi Salty, back at it Again with another craaaazy theory.

Ok but seriously this came to me while I was on a long road trip and I don’t think you’re going to like it.

I think Don is going to either Die or get seriously altered later in the show. Here’s my reasoning.

Ok so we know that the Don wants to become a governor of nowhere. The governors are those hybrid human things we saw in the el rey flashback, like mister minotor. The guy that got turned into that minotor was a big guy, like a gladiator and he looked to be in unimaginable pain as his bones and mind were practically crushed. Now, how would Don handle that? Don said “He’s going to reward me, and give me all the powers that come with the title”

GUYSSS HE WANTS TO GET TURNED INTO ONE OF THOSE HALF HUMAN THINGSSSS

Don is a small boi, like, he’s tiny, you could snap him in half with a strong gust of wind. So if the guys over at rooster teeth decide to, Don will take the nomad to el Rey and he’s gunna be turned into a governor. Which brings me back to the question, how’s Don gunna handle his LITERAL SOUL BEING CRUSHED INTO A DIFFERENT BODY.

In conclusion, Don is either going to die, or get significantly changed and I’ll be really sad and I’ll have to find another smol, white haired narcissist to cosplay as.