Yay, because I wanna write about Eli and you have to deal with it. I'm also salty and I want more features okay? I need to level up before I die from all my cancerous dabbing tank. Anyways, time to write! Also, context clues, Eddie is a incubus who is also a hitman and currently Eli's partner in his job. Eddie has a girlfriend so no, they're not in a relationship and yeah, also Eli can't fall in love so there's that.
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"Hey, Eddie. Hey, Eddie, Hey."
"What."
"How many dicczzz have u succceed?" The blue haired warlock purposefully dragged his words. Smirking, he rolled over on the cheap rotted couch the two were seated on. "This place sucks, why are we even working for this guy?"
ittedly ticked, Eddie quickly slapped the rolling warlock off the couch and hissed, "Because YOU ate our last customer." Intimidating yet monotonous as always, the other simply observed and giggled childishly as he got up from the cold concrete floor.
"You're so fucking stupid sometimes. That's why I loove~ you~" Eli chimed as he ran a hand through his perfect hair and restyled it slightly. "Too bad you're a huge who-!" Before he could finish, the incubus quickly silenced him as an apple shaped man, wheezed and heaved himself from a creaking wooden wheelchair onto the couch. The two jumped slightly and got off the couch, one more reluctant than the other.
"So you're Elizabeth...uhm, A? And Eddie Meadow?"
Eddie quickly nodded and he elbowed Eli into doing the same.
"Yes...so you know why you're here?" Meaty fingers attached to a beef patty waved at the dirty room around before the man wheezed again. "I...need you...to kill...hoof, hah, hoo, my, my...wife and s-son..." The words stung Eddie as he desperately looked over at Eli whose face had suddenly lit up, what was even happening.
"Wait what?! I'm not a child murderer! I'm not going to-?!" Now it was time for Eli to silence his partner as he grinned eerily and nodded happily. "We'll take the job!" Eddie couldn't believe his new partner. This man couldn't possibly be real. Then the chubby man left in an impromptu manner and the two were left in a room so quiet you could hear a pin drop.
Then came a guttural growl from the deepest depths of Eddie's nightmare and whines, painfully traumatic whines. Clawed yet fleshy hands from the other side banged against the weak wooden door. Sloppy eating noises consumed the outside with only one word.
"Sss-sa....save me..."
Eddie understood why.
And then the pin dropped. Click. He didn't move but simply watched as the other man tore apart what was once alive with nothing but blank in his eyes. There was nary a drop of joy or arrogance, just nothingness. Eddie accepted and ed in to, with regret in his heart and eyes.
Eddie understood now.
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There's my shitty writing! I hope you enjoyed it and I'm sorta doing this as practice for writing in school!
Anyways...
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Comments (2)
WOAH :0 I love what your doing with these characters your writing is beautiful and really paints a picture in your mind ^^
AHHH TYSM!! I don’t rlly think it’s that good but thnks!!