The Pathological Super Principal of having no clue what you mean when you say something.

Hello. I’m Wiser.

I’m bat(foul language) (foul language)ing crazy.

And I’m here to talk about:

Explosive diarr-

Wrong card.

Time, Space, Time Travel, Clocks, and most importantly, hardwood flooring.

“What in Sam’s knee does this have to do with this Amino?” You ask.

War

Huah

Yeah

What is it good for?

These are the questions we’ll be asking today, on this episode of iCarly.

Absolutely nothing!

Alright, now it’s time to talk about

existential dread and the realization that reality is a lie.

The way we do this is by

laying flat and still on hardwood flooring and thinking about what you could’ve done to save the children during the time space time travel hardwood flooring war of 201725zx Aloha.

Thanks that’s all for the first entry don’t 4get 2 put your shoes back on on the way out.

Oh yeah, clocks.