[Script Contest] The Showdown at Sixbuildingsville

This is much shorter than the limit, but I did enjoy writing this, and may create a longer version than this. Here's the map I had in mind for it as well. It has... like six buildings. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=348877807

I hope you enjoy it! Characters: Sheriff Princeton Quagmire, Billy Acachalla, Luigi, Obama. Possibly a very large explosion.

OPEN SCENE:

Princeton Quagmire, Sheriff of Six-Buildingsville, stands in the road across from his old friend.

Billy.

PQ: "It's over, pardner. I'm the Sheriff 'round these parts, y'hear? I'm *stretched out for a long while* PRINCETON QUAGMIRE!"

B: "Why am I here?"

PQ: "This town ain't big 'nough for the both of us."

B: "But there's three of us."

PQ: ...

...

"What?"

B: "There's three! Behind you!"

PQ: -turns around-

--There stands LUIGI, face planted in the sandy ground.

L: "Sup."

PQ: "It's a sterndawf, then."

PQ: -points his gun into the air- "I'm the best shot 'ere and y'all know it."

PQ: -fires his gun into the air-

--A few moments .

-Luigi falls over, dead-

B: "You bounced the bullet off the sky!"

PQ: "That's right, I d-"

B: "He's dead!"

PQ: "Yes, he i-"

B: "You killed him!"

PQ: "That's... yes that's what I done did."

B: "Oh my goodness!"

--Princeton stares Billy down, who begins quivering in fear.

--Billy begins chanting

B: "I summon thee! Obama!"

PQ: "What in the-"

--Obama kicks down the door to the Saloon, stepping out/

O: "I am here!"

--Princeton shoots Obama in the face.

O: "Ow!"

B: "Mister President, no!"

PQ: "Oh my GOD!"

--Billy raises a rocket launcher to Princeton's head.

B: "You killed the President!"

O: "I'm still alive."

B: ...

...

"You injured the President!"

PQ: "I'm so sahry Misterhr President!"

--Billy reveals a sheriff's badge that hadn't existed before.

B: "You're under arrest!"

PQ: "That's not how this works!"

B: "I'm the sheriff!"

PQ: "But I just done sai-"

B: "You have the right to remain silent!"

--Princeton raises his arms.

PQ: "Alright, alright you win."

--Six-buildingsville is then blown up in nuclear fire.