JUPITER IS SUFFERING AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
Let me provide some context!
I put up a poll where everybody was to vote for the next president of Jupiter. There were three options presented:
- Me (Alecs)
- My pet frog
- A rock on the side of the road
As shown in the picture, I've received 4.5% of the votes, 56.7% of the vote went to my pet frog (whom is a TOAD, may I add, a firebelly toad), and 38.8% of the votes went to the rock.
All of these votes were based off of the speeches that each of the candidates have given.
So what happens now?
Jupiter suffers!!!
First of all the frog went into office. Everybody loved him, and the rock was declared vice president. However, something happened...
When the frog and the rock went into office, not only did they make minimum wage about 2000 microscopes* per hour, oh no, they took tater tots out of the menu, and replaced it with CAULIFLOWER PIZZA!!!!
Why this is a problem and who you should've voted for instead
Let's get something straight: tater tots are super cool. Even people that DON'T like tater tots still acknowledge how cool they are.
Tater tots = cool
Now, cauliflower pizza on the other hand, is nothing like normal pizza. The taste is much more unsatisfactory than a normal pizza. Even the people that DO like cauliflower pizza acknowledge the fact that they've only tried it because they couldn't have normal pizza.
Cauliflower pizza = uncool
This is what happens when you put my pet frog into office. Although his debate speech** was compelling, you must realize how compelling MY debate speech*** was. I would have never let this UNCANNY situation happen. And no, I don't know what uncanny means, but if anything that only makes me cooler. :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses:
Top ten reasons why Alecs is cool
1. I'm cool
2. I have a custom title that says I'm cool
3. I can play violin
4. I'm cool
5. I can play guitar
6. I'm cool
7. I'm cool
8. I have blue hair
9. I watch Jujutsu Kaisen
10. Reason number ten
Conclusion
95.5 percent of you directly contributed to the lameness of the planet Jupiter, and now everybody there is suffering. However, there's still hope!!! If you write a formal apology to me (Alecs) and explain how sorry you are and how cool I am, I will forgive you. In fact, I'm running for mayor of the planet Mercury next year. The other two candidates have yet to be chosen. So long until next year!
*Microscopes are the main form of currency on Jupiter
**"Ribbit."
***"I'm Alecs. Vote for me cuz I'm cool :sunglasses: "
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Comments (24)
Anyways, imagine voting for yourself 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
Reply to: [Alecs Ace]
Same :weary: 🤚
Reply to: SoreEarth
what if We just like did a [end of conversation] so we knew when to stop replying
Reply to: [Alecs Ace]
[end of conversation]
Oh I did say that :joy: :joy: :joy:
Reply to: SoreEarth
idek what im saying half of the time
Reply to: [Alecs Ace]
Oof 🥶 :joy:
Reply to: SoreEarth
[response]
I play violin too :anguished: :point_right: :point_left: :flushed:
still not as cool as me
Reply to: [𝗮𝘀]
Let me bust out my Paganini :flushed: :skull: :joy:
Alot of the peeps here are bisexual so you can’t blame us for voting for your pet frog :frog: :sparkling_heart: :purple_heart: :blue_heart:
So the bisexuals are responsible for this.
Reply to: [𝗮𝘀]
Pretty much.(but you didn’t hear that from me🤫)
Reply to: [𝗮𝘀]
I do have photographic evidence but I don’t know if I’m permitted to share it