To alexis, mineth trusty wench (of gentle memes and valiant reels)

To alexis, mineth trusty wench

oh alexis, lex—mine homie true,

a wench of mirth and memes anew.

thou art the travelling lamp on mondays dire,

at which hour i can’t bid yon trolls to “retire. ”

i flingeth thee reels both dank and cursed,

with captions strange and jokes rehears'd.

thou dost not judgeth, n'r e’'r recoil,

but chuckle and “like” amidst the toil.

and lo—even in thine slumb’ring state,

thou waketh fi'rce, with eyes irate.

to smiteth the noobs and glitchy hacks,

and carryeth hard whilst watching snacks.

nay fin'r mateth in digital brawl,

thou answ'reth each and ev’ry calleth.

so hail to thee, mineth gentle pe'r—

anon eth the mic, and grabeth thy gear

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