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So my sister and I were petting my kitten Ollie and he usually eats a lot but he didn't today because he slept all day and she said "Ollie why can I feel your ribs?" And I LEGIT replied with "it's because he keeps shitting" and we both BUSTED OUT laughing and she said "WHAT?" And I said "you heard me bitch" and then my cat jumped up and went to go eat. We live in weird times.