Asexual Puns

Hello everyone, Ninja, or Aidan, whichever name you prefer is back with another post. However, it's not just any post... It's a post displaying puns... ASEXUAL PUNS.

I did a post a while back on bisexual puns and I figured I may as well do one but for asexuals :D.

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Five asexuals sit at a table. Now originally, I would say no cheating, but let’s be real...

There’s already 5 aces.

Hehe. Get it... Because there's... Uhh... Five aesexuals?

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You don’t hug asexuals... You embrACE them.

Haven't you always wanted to embrace an asexual? Granted I don't know any asexuals irl, so I've been missing out.

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Man, I hope I ace that test, I can’t deal with another B!

I mean seriously, we all know I'ma ace that test heheh...

Anyone who stands in my way will be crushed.

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Won’t you be the aceing on my cake? :)

I mean please, just layer the aceing on, I like it thick :).

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Hey guys, do you like my brACElet?

I only have an bisexual bracelet, hmmm I wonder what happened to the asexual one :0.

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I’m not defeated yet, I still have an ace up my sleeve.

YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT ME ;D.

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What do you call an aseuxal pilot?

A flying ace!

Makes sense right? I hope so...

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I hope this post is ACEthetic enough for you :0.

I really tried guys... Truely. :)

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I could really go for some acecream right now...

If I ever date an asexual person, that's gunna be my pickup line for the date :).

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That's all for now folks!! I'll make another pun post another time... Which pun post should I do next? Leave your suggestions down below in the comments!

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